Monday, January 23, 2012
Loompus Loompa
Loompis Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
Smells like a steaming pile of poo.
Loompis Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
Hits on the barely legal Eurohotties.
What do you get when you look like a fruit?
Bronzing as much as a Kardashian coot.
What are you at when you’re getting so ‘range?
It’s realy really very strange…
I don’t like the look of your douchey orange mug,
Loompis Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
You’re really creepy and the DB1 can’t rhyme ba-dee-do.
So shove off because your face is scaring small woodland creatures,
Like the Loompis Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo!
And… scene.
Well, he’s an orange fuccer alright. But you are using the term “hottie” about as liberally as possible, in this instance. I believe “doggie” would be more accurate.
But a very pretty doggie. She won the “Best in Breed” crown.
Skip, stop it, be an analyst, don’t be a douchebag
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And ….scene
I didn’t know Member’s Only jackets came in extra small. This looks like a porn movie group photo….now I’m going to have weird dreams about round orange things.
Rush Limbaugh’s younger days were pretty wild. Back then he just abused the tanning bed.
Underage Keefer Southerland should try to kick his shoe polish habit. I’m ashamed to say lolita hott in the center looks like she could Humbert a mean Humbert.
I’d finger-bang the retarded chick on the right if she would assure me she wouldn’t make unnatural guttural noises.
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I knew a retarded chick who would incubate song bird eggs in the damp, warm recesses of her vaginal flaps. She raised the hatchlings as a marsupial, with an unmatched love and dedication.
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She also nursed a pair of mischievous sea otters back to health after they became hopelessly entangled in a pair of nylon pantyhose.
@hermit, that’s awfully thoughtful of you. You sure know a lot of interesting people.
this, like never happens to me. the chicks were cuter before i enlarged.
i’d still hit it, and cry about my momma afterwards if i thought it would make them stay the night.
dude has the same haircut i gave myself the night before the 7th grade class picture. i bet he reads american survivalist websites where he can’t help but read the comments as literal.
Yes, Nancy I’ve led a rich and rewarding life and for that I’m grateful. However, I still find myself feeling restless and unfulfilled, I hope someday to meet a sitting president or Pat Sajak.
^But not in that order.
Mystery of the missing post. Was it my Nabokov reference, or did Keefer Southerland call in CTU?
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dunno, Dude Mc-C; sometimes WordPress decides somethin’s spam. Unless, of course, it’s actually spam. It should be there now. Or not. I just don’t know anymore.
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Bingers.
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-DS
@McCrudeshoes, did someone say mystery? In addition to being a leading authority in game and the playing there of, I am also a bit of an amateur detective. Me thinks DB1 passed out from the excitement of typing the word “
penis” and erased the post entirely. Seems to happen a lot here.Dreuche, I’ll accept your game coach credentials, although I find the claim just a little suspect. If you are a detective though, I’d be in the market for some full frontal Tiny Dancer. Just sayin. And I can pay.
@McCrudeshoes, I’m sure you have the wherewithal to detect your own nudies. I wouldn’t even know where to start. I suppose I could write to her and ask for some. Do you think her address is tdancer@boobies.com? I’ll take one for the team and give it a shot. I’m gonna assume that comment about my game skills was made out sheer jealousy on your part. It’s cool, its hard out there for a pimp, so I’m used to it.
Oh cool. It’s all lit up so everyone can write her and ask. I’m gaining on RevChad in technical skills!
I remember this guy. Didn’t he win an Oscar for the Wizard of Oz? No one could tell the difference during the award photo op.
Dude, uh, you’re washing your face wrong.
Hot chickskis with douchebagskis.
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Comrades
The effects of damage done by the Chernobyl blast are still being seen today.
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Roentgens
Snooki’s 17th abortion who somehow survived the procedure, burst its way out of the medical waste bag it was placed in and survived the past 4 years in the Jersey Pine Barrens experiencing accelerated growth due to tanning bed radiation. Scene kids = autodouche!
Chernobyl, lol.
“I’d finger-bang the retarded chick on the right if she would assure me she wouldn’t make unnatural guttural noises.”
I’d like to nominate hermit for comment of the year.
@ Hermit
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Will you stop finger banging your retarded cousin already? God knows there’s a number of gardener’s dogs out there still looking for “a good time”.
Das Vedanya, Douchebag.