Monday, January 23, 2012

Loompus Loompa

Loompis Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

Smells like a steaming pile of poo.

Loompis Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,

Hits on the barely legal Eurohotties.

What do you get when you look like a fruit?

Bronzing as much as a Kardashian coot.

What are you at when you’re getting so ‘range?

It’s realy really very strange…

I don’t like the look of your douchey orange mug,

Loompis Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

You’re really creepy and the DB1 can’t rhyme ba-dee-do.

So shove off because your face is scaring small woodland creatures,

Like the Loompis Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

Do-ba-dee-doo!

And… scene.

# posted by douchebag1
2:44 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

Well, he’s an orange fuccer alright. But you are using the term “hottie” about as liberally as possible, in this instance. I believe “doggie” would be more accurate.

2:45 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

But a very pretty doggie. She won the “Best in Breed” crown.

2:45 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Skip, stop it, be an analyst, don’t be a douchebag

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And ….scene

3:07 pm January, 23 Stephanie said...

I didn’t know Member’s Only jackets came in extra small. This looks like a porn movie group photo….now I’m going to have weird dreams about round orange things.

3:21 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

Rush Limbaugh’s younger days were pretty wild. Back then he just abused the tanning bed.

3:49 pm January, 23 McCrude said...

Underage Keefer Southerland should try to kick his shoe polish habit. I’m ashamed to say lolita hott in the center looks like she could Humbert a mean Humbert.

4:10 pm January, 23 hermit said...

I’d finger-bang the retarded chick on the right if she would assure me she wouldn’t make unnatural guttural noises.

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I knew a retarded chick who would incubate song bird eggs in the damp, warm recesses of her vaginal flaps. She raised the hatchlings as a marsupial, with an unmatched love and dedication.

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She also nursed a pair of mischievous sea otters back to health after they became hopelessly entangled in a pair of nylon pantyhose.

4:20 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@hermit, that’s awfully thoughtful of you. You sure know a lot of interesting people.

this, like never happens to me. the chicks were cuter before i enlarged.

i’d still hit it, and cry about my momma afterwards if i thought it would make them stay the night.

dude has the same haircut i gave myself the night before the 7th grade class picture. i bet he reads american survivalist websites where he can’t help but read the comments as literal.

4:38 pm January, 23 hermit said...

Yes, Nancy I’ve led a rich and rewarding life and for that I’m grateful. However, I still find myself feeling restless and unfulfilled, I hope someday to meet a sitting president or Pat Sajak.

4:40 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

^But not in that order.

5:23 pm January, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mystery of the missing post. Was it my Nabokov reference, or did Keefer Southerland call in CTU?
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***EDIT***
dunno, Dude Mc-C; sometimes WordPress decides somethin’s spam. Unless, of course, it’s actually spam. It should be there now. Or not. I just don’t know anymore.
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Bingers.
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-DS

5:34 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, did someone say mystery? In addition to being a leading authority in game and the playing there of, I am also a bit of an amateur detective. Me thinks DB1 passed out from the excitement of typing the word “penis” and erased the post entirely. Seems to happen a lot here.

6:08 pm January, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Dreuche, I’ll accept your game coach credentials, although I find the claim just a little suspect. If you are a detective though, I’d be in the market for some full frontal Tiny Dancer. Just sayin. And I can pay.

6:21 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, I’m sure you have the wherewithal to detect your own nudies. I wouldn’t even know where to start. I suppose I could write to her and ask for some. Do you think her address is tdancer@boobies.com? I’ll take one for the team and give it a shot. I’m gonna assume that comment about my game skills was made out sheer jealousy on your part. It’s cool, its hard out there for a pimp, so I’m used to it.

6:23 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

Oh cool. It’s all lit up so everyone can write her and ask. I’m gaining on RevChad in technical skills!

6:37 pm January, 23 Nostradouchus said...

I remember this guy. Didn’t he win an Oscar for the Wizard of Oz? No one could tell the difference during the award photo op.

11:13 pm January, 23 soy bomb said...

Dude, uh, you’re washing your face wrong.

5:02 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hot chickskis with douchebagskis.

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Comrades

5:03 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The effects of damage done by the Chernobyl blast are still being seen today.

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Roentgens

5:49 am January, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Snooki’s 17th abortion who somehow survived the procedure, burst its way out of the medical waste bag it was placed in and survived the past 4 years in the Jersey Pine Barrens experiencing accelerated growth due to tanning bed radiation. Scene kids = autodouche!

7:01 am January, 24 CB Popped said...

Chernobyl, lol.

9:09 am January, 24 every which way but douche said...

“I’d finger-bang the retarded chick on the right if she would assure me she wouldn’t make unnatural guttural noises.”

I’d like to nominate hermit for comment of the year.

9:34 am January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Hermit

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Will you stop finger banging your retarded cousin already? God knows there’s a number of gardener’s dogs out there still looking for “a good time”.

11:36 am January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Das Vedanya, Douchebag.

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