Thursday, January 26, 2012
Name Tommy's Shoulder Tatt
My money is on Early 90s Bar Mitzvah D.J. Paul Rudd.
This calls for Attitudinal Tiny Dancer Maria Bikini Pics for solace.
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Talk about a fake rack – jebus – you can practically see the seams of boobie bags through her chest. It’s like they’re weightless or something, floating upwards. And who the fuck is that on his tatt? Looks like my junior high school assistant principal. Yikes – what a fuck wit.Yet another despair inducing image.
The tat looks like Draco Malfoy. The hott looks like Iceman from Top Gun decided on the best gender reassignment surgery $10 could buy.
Latka Gravas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Akaufman1.jpg
Aberzombie and Bitch
YOWZA ! TDM is a freak. Wow, just wow. Time to start ‘net stalking. Will report any interesting findings
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Son
Father?
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“My vaccination scar looked like Arthur Kade ,…. so I went with it”
Jesus?
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It’s getting too Jewish in here.
Tiny Dancer Maria has the hips of a 12 year old boy. Mmmmm, 12 year old boy.
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too soon ? yeah probably
I think this fucckstick is so narcissistic that he got a tatt of dragon penises surrounding his own face during a dragon bukkake party. Because that would be “cool yo”.
The young, Wretched Masses dress in garish costumes, bodies decorated like childhood picture books, poisoning their bodies and minds, seeking truth at the bottom of a crack vial and bottles of cheap vodka. Gratuitous sex acts and loud music are circuitous paths which lead not to satisfaction. The weak and hopeless desperately sniff the air for Teen Spirit but find Nirvana only at the muzzle of a shotgun.
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The Wretched Masses, middle-aged and unsatisfied, spend their days in cramped, confining cubicles, rushing to keep meaningless appointments, speeding along on death track freeways, faces contorted, racing to the edge of an unseen abyss. An aging populace living out the last days of semi-greatness, clinging like grim death to fleeting, lost youth. They wear wrinkled road maps of quiet desperation on troubled faces. Having failed to find their Eden, they curse their lost youth and search for fleeting immortality in tanning booths, sweat-stained health clubs and operating rooms.
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The Reaper stands above it all, wearing a macabre necklace of uncashed lottery tickets and shriveled penises strung on brightly colored yarn, unimpressed and unmoved. The pathetic legions cup their hands under the Fountain of Youth but the acid of dissapointment burns their tender fingers, they raise their empty, skeletal hands to scorched and anguished lips, a day older, their thirst unquenched.
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Dignity and respect are distant precepts, as the unvarying legions cover their eyes to the promise of death, battling its inevetibility with hair transplants, tummy tucks and plastic vials of Viagra®.
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Hollywood vanity is held up as a model for the young girl who jams a sticky finger down her desperate mouth and expels the contents of her stomach on the ground, her quaking body rejecting the vomitus bile of degraded culture. Lady GaGa’s pointed nipples whirl like decorative pinwheels.
Those annoying flaming skulls from Doom?
John Krasinski’s disembodied head being swept away by a tsunami. It’s a metaphor for despair, with undertones of also despair.
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TDM GSR FTW
Sing the truth Brother Hermit.
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Son
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I remember when advanced statistical calculations were done by hand. Fucking computer software, fuck.
Got a couple hours to kill? How about this website with Half-Asian Hotts. 19 pages of creamy goodness and Googleable yummytime
So here’s my approach to TDM:
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And this is what would happen
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Cary Elwes being flushed down a giant toilet?
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Boobercrombie and Fist
I will not leave my compound until Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche stops ripping on my videos. Or Molly Ringwald gives Julia Louis-Dreyfus a rimjob.
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Halls
I hate to be a stickler, but “pics” is plural, meaning more than one. There was only a link to ONE TDM “pic”. Now that the left hand is sore, what shall I do with the right?
You said “pics” of Tiny Dancer. Why is there only “pic” when you clearly said “pics”?
@ Mr. Hughes
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I mean no disrespect sir. On the contrary, I find that I feel a deep connection with Farmer Ted/The Geek considering my chosen profession and all. I’m jut pointing out the fact that the videos I posted were indicative of how my approach to wimmin were before I married Mrs. Doc Bunsen. That’s all.
Natalie Portman aged 25 more years, whose hair has gone rogue and is trying to destroy the universe.
A tattoo of his brother’s giant head on an ant body?
I shouldn’t have chugged that bottle of cheap Port (respect). Fuck it. No more studying or work today. I’m getting right gunned and listening to Clapton while the kids get off the fucking man’s bus.
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Like this:
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A very little acknowledged masterpiece of a super groovy duet with some chick.
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Son
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Did Dark Sock start the Son thing. Someone was wondering a few threads back?
Disembodied snake
Slime head reptilian eyes
Belie douche purpose
Vin, you son of a bitch…..I will never make it in to work again. Ever.
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Half-Asians…..oh my…..
My earlier post has nothing to do with the Kade pic, even though I could justify calling off sick.
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Anyway, I’d say the stupid tattoo looks like a young Paul Lynde.
Yeah Vin, those half Asian hotts are nuts.
FWAP!
After reading Hermit’s post, what else is there left to do?
Had a shitty day right from the get go, I come home and see a Hermit screed. Hermit is the man!!!! and he speaks the truf and i loves me some truf.
Oh yeah Half Asian hotts & Vin D FTW
To me, it looks like the Son of Sam, David Berkowitz. Creepy.
Isn’t that tatt one one the heads on Mount Douchemore?
i’d fitch her roebucks with my anheuser.
chess kings.
Yeah, those boobs look like they were done by a Dr Nick Riviera School of Plastic Surgery graduate. With a hangover.
every which way but douche might have nailed it – David Berkowitz. That’s distressing.
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In terms of half asian? My fave: Anna Domino. Sings like a sultry angel, invented trip hop in the 1980s, and never git her due. Half Japanese and 100% lovely and 200% awesome.
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tweakers
Name the tat -> Curley
I’m gonna go with a young Paul Newman, getting attacked by a platter of crab legs.
Labyrinth of Pud