Thursday, January 26, 2012

Name Tommy's Shoulder Tatt

My money is on Early 90s Bar Mitzvah D.J. Paul Rudd.

This calls for Attitudinal Tiny Dancer Maria Bikini Pics for solace.

# posted by douchebag1
9:46 am January, 26 Troy Tempest said...

Talk about a fake rack – jebus – you can practically see the seams of boobie bags through her chest. It’s like they’re weightless or something, floating upwards. And who the fuck is that on his tatt? Looks like my junior high school assistant principal. Yikes – what a fuck wit.Yet another despair inducing image.

9:59 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The tat looks like Draco Malfoy. The hott looks like Iceman from Top Gun decided on the best gender reassignment surgery $10 could buy.

10:02 am January, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Latka Gravas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Akaufman1.jpg

10:02 am January, 26 fatness said...

Aberzombie and Bitch

10:05 am January, 26 Vin Douchal said...

YOWZA ! TDM is a freak. Wow, just wow. Time to start ‘net stalking. Will report any interesting findings

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Son

10:09 am January, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Father?

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10:14 am January, 26 Vin Douchal said...

“My vaccination scar looked like Arthur Kade ,…. so I went with it”

10:15 am January, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jesus?

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It’s getting too Jewish in here.

10:17 am January, 26 Jerry Sandusky said...

Tiny Dancer Maria has the hips of a 12 year old boy. Mmmmm, 12 year old boy.

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too soon ? yeah probably

10:18 am January, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think this fucckstick is so narcissistic that he got a tatt of dragon penises surrounding his own face during a dragon bukkake party. Because that would be “cool yo”.

10:19 am January, 26 Hermit said...

The young, Wretched Masses dress in garish costumes, bodies decorated like childhood picture books, poisoning their bodies and minds, seeking truth at the bottom of a crack vial and bottles of cheap vodka. Gratuitous sex acts and loud music are circuitous paths which lead not to satisfaction. The weak and hopeless desperately sniff the air for Teen Spirit but find Nirvana only at the muzzle of a shotgun.

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The Wretched Masses, middle-aged and unsatisfied, spend their days in cramped, confining cubicles, rushing to keep meaningless appointments, speeding along on death track freeways, faces contorted, racing to the edge of an unseen abyss. An aging populace living out the last days of semi-greatness, clinging like grim death to fleeting, lost youth. They wear wrinkled road maps of quiet desperation on troubled faces. Having failed to find their Eden, they curse their lost youth and search for fleeting immortality in tanning booths, sweat-stained health clubs and operating rooms.

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The Reaper stands above it all, wearing a macabre necklace of uncashed lottery tickets and shriveled penises strung on brightly colored yarn, unimpressed and unmoved. The pathetic legions cup their hands under the Fountain of Youth but the acid of dissapointment burns their tender fingers, they raise their empty, skeletal hands to scorched and anguished lips, a day older, their thirst unquenched.

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Dignity and respect are distant precepts, as the unvarying legions cover their eyes to the promise of death, battling its inevetibility with hair transplants, tummy tucks and plastic vials of Viagra®.

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Hollywood vanity is held up as a model for the young girl who jams a sticky finger down her desperate mouth and expels the contents of her stomach on the ground, her quaking body rejecting the vomitus bile of degraded culture. Lady GaGa’s pointed nipples whirl like decorative pinwheels.

10:22 am January, 26 DarkSock said...

Those annoying flaming skulls from Doom?
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10:26 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

John Krasinski’s disembodied head being swept away by a tsunami. It’s a metaphor for despair, with undertones of also despair.

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TDM GSR FTW

10:27 am January, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sing the truth Brother Hermit.

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Son

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I remember when advanced statistical calculations were done by hand. Fucking computer software, fuck.

10:28 am January, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Got a couple hours to kill? How about this website with Half-Asian Hotts. 19 pages of creamy goodness and Googleable yummytime

10:30 am January, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So here’s my approach to TDM:

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And this is what would happen

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10:32 am January, 26 Vin Douchal said...

10:38 am January, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Cary Elwes being flushed down a giant toilet?

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Boobercrombie and Fist

10:54 am January, 26 John Hughes said...

I will not leave my compound until Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche stops ripping on my videos. Or Molly Ringwald gives Julia Louis-Dreyfus a rimjob.

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Halls

10:59 am January, 26 Bueller said...

I hate to be a stickler, but “pics” is plural, meaning more than one. There was only a link to ONE TDM “pic”. Now that the left hand is sore, what shall I do with the right?

11:05 am January, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

You said “pics” of Tiny Dancer. Why is there only “pic” when you clearly said “pics”?

11:27 am January, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. Hughes

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I mean no disrespect sir. On the contrary, I find that I feel a deep connection with Farmer Ted/The Geek considering my chosen profession and all. I’m jut pointing out the fact that the videos I posted were indicative of how my approach to wimmin were before I married Mrs. Doc Bunsen. That’s all.

11:30 am January, 26 Ferris said...

Natalie Portman aged 25 more years, whose hair has gone rogue and is trying to destroy the universe.

11:45 am January, 26 Stephanie said...

A tattoo of his brother’s giant head on an ant body?

11:51 am January, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I shouldn’t have chugged that bottle of cheap Port (respect). Fuck it. No more studying or work today. I’m getting right gunned and listening to Clapton while the kids get off the fucking man’s bus.

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Like this:

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A very little acknowledged masterpiece of a super groovy duet with some chick.

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Son

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Did Dark Sock start the Son thing. Someone was wondering a few threads back?

12:03 pm January, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Disembodied snake

Slime head reptilian eyes

Belie douche purpose

12:23 pm January, 26 Wheezer said...

Vin, you son of a bitch…..I will never make it in to work again. Ever.

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Half-Asians…..oh my…..

12:28 pm January, 26 Wheezer said...

My earlier post has nothing to do with the Kade pic, even though I could justify calling off sick.

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Anyway, I’d say the stupid tattoo looks like a young Paul Lynde.

1:01 pm January, 26 CB Poppped said...

Yeah Vin, those half Asian hotts are nuts.

FWAP!

After reading Hermit’s post, what else is there left to do?

1:12 pm January, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Had a shitty day right from the get go, I come home and see a Hermit screed. Hermit is the man!!!! and he speaks the truf and i loves me some truf.

1:12 pm January, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oh yeah Half Asian hotts & Vin D FTW

1:14 pm January, 26 every which way but douche said...

To me, it looks like the Son of Sam, David Berkowitz. Creepy.

1:47 pm January, 26 eyedouche said...

Isn’t that tatt one one the heads on Mount Douchemore?

2:22 pm January, 26 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

i’d fitch her roebucks with my anheuser.

chess kings.

4:23 pm January, 26 Guid is Good said...

Yeah, those boobs look like they were done by a Dr Nick Riviera School of Plastic Surgery graduate. With a hangover.

9:06 pm January, 26 troy tempest said...

every which way but douche might have nailed it – David Berkowitz. That’s distressing.

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In terms of half asian? My fave: Anna Domino. Sings like a sultry angel, invented trip hop in the 1980s, and never git her due. Half Japanese and 100% lovely and 200% awesome.

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tweakers

9:50 am January, 27 timmy said...

Name the tat -> Curley

5:25 pm January, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m gonna go with a young Paul Newman, getting attacked by a platter of crab legs.

1:53 am January, 28 Nostradouchus said...

Labyrinth of Pud

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