Friday, February 3, 2012

Friday Haiku

Mr. Jay Louis:
What’d I ever do to you?
This is so harsh, man…

Shake it off, DarkSock…
Just pull it together, Man…
*takes a deep breath, then…*

Jill always wanted
A Chaz Bono Shit Golem;
Now what, Jill? Now what???

or

Not sayin’ Jan’s dumb,
But she clearly cannot tell
Douche from Shinola.

As always, your turn
Awaits in comments section;
Lawd have mercy, Y’all…

-D.S.

Friday is a day
Relished for boobies and mock
Today I just wipe

– saulgoode42

Sad Cathy wonders,
If Al Jolson took a shit,
Would it smell this bad?

– hermit

Double Ducky Lips
Ebony and Ivory
Perfect Harmony

– Wedgie

Shoe polish is for
loafers you silly twit. Come
here, mine need a buff.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

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7:19 am February, 3 Troy Tempest said...

Douche or bruthabag?
the corner of his eyebrow
(now gone) reveals DOUCHE.

7:24 am February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Dyed Brown Diesel Dyke
Looks like Al Jolson hate-fucced
poor Aunt Jemima

7:25 am February, 3 saulgoode42 said...

Friday is a day
Relished for boobies and mock
Today I just wipe

7:26 am February, 3 hermit said...

Sad Cathy wonders,
If Al Jolson took a shit,
Would it smell this bad?

7:26 am February, 3 ehcuodouche said...

What the motherfuck
Jesus Christ my eyes goddamn
Make the hurting stop

7:26 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

Gross lesbo coupling
Has me searching for a name
Uncle Jemima?

7:26 am February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Public Service Plea:
Do not ever make snowmen
Out of brown snow, please

7:27 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

I truly believe
There’s no one in this picture
Who pees standing up.

7:28 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

Well, it’s nice to see
That even the clambumpers
Have douchebag problems

7:28 am February, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Work place accidents
No laughing matter at the
Tan Bed Tech’s Union

7:29 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

I can’t wait to hear
That fuccen Canadian’s
Take on Mulatta’s

7:31 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

Gulf Coast Architect’s
Design of the Year Award:
Sun-power strap-on.

7:32 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

Double Ducky Lips
Ebony and Ivory
Perfect Harmony

7:33 am February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shoe polish is for
loafers you silly twit. Come
here, mine need a buff.

7:33 am February, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Dude & Wedgie in
a tie ftw
great job ‘bag hunters!

7:34 am February, 3 Bag A said...

halloween party
pics don’t belong – no boobies
no hotts, please remove

7:34 am February, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

what the fuck is this?
I’m glad I’m not in Dixie
Minstrel shows aren’t cool

7:34 am February, 3 Wedgie said...

Hey, I have that tie
For about two more minutes
Where’s that can of gas?

7:36 am February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. Hankey’s son
takes bleeth on hot date. T.P.
mob ends it quickly.

7:37 am February, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

confused Kristen asks
“what’s miscegenation mean?”
Bob sez “I’ll show you”

7:38 am February, 3 saulgoode42 said...

These Looney Tunes look
Happy as a pig in shit
Hey wait, nevermind.

7:41 am February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Look to the cookie”
said Jerry for harmony.
Just dissonance here.

7:43 am February, 3 Colossus of Choads said...

jesus fucking christ.
I got nothing

7:46 am February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jan’s jungle fever
was short lived when she found out
Chris has a white root.

7:48 am February, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

Douche Springsteen wonders
does dude look like a lady?
or vice versa? son.

7:49 am February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jan loved Springsteen so
much she dug up Clemmon’s corpse.
Now sax not solo.

7:50 am February, 3 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Spike Lee’s “Bamboozled”
Combined with “She Hate Me” makes
“Rosemary’s Baby.”

7:53 am February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Look at me, Mammy!
Don’t you know me?” Al’s song
takes on new meaning.

7:55 am February, 3 Douche De Leche said...

Green Stefany likes dirt
Pink lips, white shirt
But gives no love to Fat Albert

8:24 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now you can all see
My brillo haired Leah is a
Fat Mulatto dude.

8:26 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hasn’t shined shoes
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.

8:26 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Reverend Al
Sharpton has always been a
Sharp nappy dresser.

8:28 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Muhammed Ali
Mourns with his grandbaby girl
Angela Dundee.

8:29 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gary Coleman finds love
With midget from Latvia.
Whatchu talking bout!

8:30 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Flip Wilson was
One funny fucker. Pucker
Up Geraldine. Son!

8:31 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Things haven’t been the
Same for Oprah since Gayle left
For another dude.

8:32 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Avril Lavigne met
This dude last time she did a
Show in Compton.

8:33 am February, 3 SonnyChibaChoad said...

burnt umber tranny
tucks orange crayon of love
bring on minstrel show

8:35 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blackface proclaims “Me
Chinese, me play joke. Dark Sock
Pee-Pee in your coke.”

8:38 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That black dude is the
Twin sister of that bug eyed
Dude in Predator.

8:39 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Taken at MLK
Anniversary. New speech
born. “I have a peen.”

8:48 am February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Guess Who’s Coming To
Dinner? Her white girlfriend in
Blackface. Ratings gold.

8:53 am February, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

BrothaBag Orange,
For the Loss,
Oh my Eyes!

8:56 am February, 3 Anonymous said...

modern day minstrel?
not just racist: an affront
to all humankind

9:27 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cecil Fielder’s
Son celebrates move back
Home with grunk and rape.

9:30 am February, 3 FoghornLeghorn said...

We can rest assured
skin tones like this don’t occur
normally on earth.

9:36 am February, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

Stepin’ Fetchit Douche
Sets the movement back decades
For Douches and Brothers

9:37 am February, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

Cries of Racism
Will be drowned out by cries of
He’s a fuccen Douche

10:14 am February, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Sober(?) Rev’s pretty
goddam funny, too! Who knew
He’s more’n a racist?

10:42 am February, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Orange we happy?
Blackface outlawed in movies
But douchebags were not

10:43 am February, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

Blackface? Spraytan face?
Whiteface? Duckface? Dr Seuss
has a new poem.

11:26 am February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking Dark Sock is Tardos again. And I’m not fucking sober Douchable Helix are you nuts. Friday is study day. No fucking work Friday, Study day. Getting right drunk and working on my thesis “The Transfer Of Wealth From Hong Kong To Canada Before Chinese Nationalization And It’s Effect On The Stability Of The Condominium Market In Canada From 1990- 2012: A Study In Canadian Interest Rates.” I shit you not. You can only write about shit like this because your wife wants you to get a doctorate to be overqualified to work with her when she opens up her own company if you’re fucking ripped on cheap beer and speed. Son

12:23 pm February, 3 Wedgie said...

^The Right Reverand Chadwick Kroeger…..PhD?
.
Is it just me, or did the universe just tilt a little?

12:39 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

Jolson wannabe:
“Orange is the new shoeblack”;
same kind of putty.

12:59 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

Poopi Goldberg views
“tan,” duckface as cool; brunette
chick looks like a Ghost

1:05 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Wedgie
.
I multi-task. When I sleep I work for a call center in Mumbai. Son.
.
I really started this thesis in 1990 but Mrs. Kroeger fucked it up. It may be completed if I don’t go bonkers again.

1:20 pm February, 3 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

jesus horny christ
that thing on the right with the face,
looks like a cakewreck

2:56 pm February, 3 ehcuodouche said...

Doctor Redderick
Orange no longer pulls teeth
Teeth jump out on own

5:05 pm February, 3 Wedgie said...

Paging Doctor Socck:
Fuccen slacker; post my shit
Silly architect

5:57 pm February, 3 Stephanie said...

literally shitfaced,I can’t do haiku.

6:10 pm February, 3 Nostradouchus said...

Lips light and skin dark -
How the fuck did he do that?
Seriously, dude.

7:15 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

rough day guys, sorry

3:33 pm February, 4 Morbo said...

Jill appears worried
as the angry mob grows large
Beatings will ensue

12:43 pm February, 5 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Your eyes don’t betray,
not a douchebag in drag, but
prom night Al Roker

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