Monday, February 20, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Lord Helmet and Vespa Hott

From the Friday haiku, is there any greater societal violation going on right now than Lord Helmet and Mayan Eye of Coitus tempress, Vespa Hott (names courtesy of douche wayne)? I think not.

Heh. Hott and not rhyme. Whod’a thunk it?

I do not think ‘ere shall I see,… a poo as lovely as a pee.

But I digress.

As I’m still recovering from the rancid boil that was Norway Thursday, I’mma spare ya the links/recap. Lets just say last week had a lot of HC and DB in cohabit.

But none worse than this atrocity.

Chalk ‘em for the next Monthly, and your humble narrator for instant oatmeal and raisins.

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7:21 am February, 20 Wheezer said...

Anyone who can sport the Mark of the Tebus ‘Bag on his greasy forehead and thus match his atrocious belt buckle is tough to top.
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Factor in her lovely boobies and the (given) Mayan Eye of Coitus and the choice is clear.

7:35 am February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy’s 13 head makes him look like he’s from Kentucky. I previously suggested in my Haiku’s that they were inbred hillbilllies. Now I know they are from Kentucky, not Fontucky, cause he looks as stupid as a father and son I met in NYC at a convention years ago. Worse humans a person could never meet. Louisville must have the smell of puss, hatred, and ass sex over it.
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I was reminded of the idiots last night while I was watching a show about simpletons set in Mississippi.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvzVMsBoTTU&feature=related
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Ulysseses

7:40 am February, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Something sexy about how Mayan Eye of Coitus temptress, Vespa Hott is holding that cigarette.

8:09 am February, 20 icame isaw idouched said...

That belt buckle would make an excellent target at 150 yards.

8:11 am February, 20 icame isaw idouched said...

^ I always miss low.

8:20 am February, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Boobies are Boobies but something strangely askew with her face…like a sideways view from any angle? No worries, put out the ciggy and bend over I guess.

8:23 am February, 20 Wedgie said...

His bad facial Feng Shui bodes ill for the Year of the Dragon. Cosmic disturbances are more likely now.
If we can get more pics of Liz Hurley’s evil twin, she could make a run at the HOH.
But she’s no Champagne Katie.

8:24 am February, 20 Wedgie said...

PS: It’s President’s Day, a genuine U.S. American Holiday. I plan to celebrate by taking in a sneak preview of “Acts Of Valor”. Because the only easy day was yesterday.
Fuccen Canadians.

8:28 am February, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

For you non history buffs, that is not the Tebow cross…it is the Cross of Lorraine (Croix de Lorraine)…symbol of Free French (resistance) in WW II.

Still a very douchey belt buckle. But not the mark of the Teebster.

8:46 am February, 20 tall guy said...

So he’s French? Can’t stand France; It’s full of the French. Her body’s no temple, but I worship her boobies anyway.

8:57 am February, 20 tall guy said...

http://www.drawastickman.com/

9:03 am February, 20 CB Popped said...

Vespa Hott, gotta see more of her. She’s special.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH0EKivFRFY

Elton John and Billy Joel fucking killing it live, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

9:06 am February, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

My bet is that these two are French Canadians. And if there are two things I cannot stand it is people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the French Canadians.
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Mounties

9:19 am February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

If he’s a Lord then she’s Lady Vespa. But anyone riding a Vespa is a lady. Am I right? Am I right?

9:20 am February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Am I right ?
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9:23 am February, 20 Wheezer said...

I guess that^ is “The ‘MotoPride Parade”…..?

9:27 am February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am stoned and drunk on this provincial holiday Monday and I agree with all of the above.
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MotoPriders

9:29 am February, 20 tall guy said...

And what’s with teh drinking straw, taillight? Eww, real ironic, schlub how you assume such a (wannabe) hard man gains a bit of decorum (read piss elegance) by using a straw.

9:34 am February, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I am starting to think that the “Reverend” Chad Kroeger is actually more of a real Reverend than a few of the media popular “reverends.” Like the “Reverends” Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson…pompous popinjays. And try as he might, the Reverend Chad isn’t even as sacrilegious as these buffoons on most days.

Plus those poseurs are not affecionados of this site, so far as we know…

9:40 am February, 20 tall guy said...

Also, yo Dreuche! Out dancing w/- my H. Group betches the other night when I scope the Dutch MILF revealing a bit of shoulder. Thing is, her shoulders were all crinkly-wrinkly. Silent chuckle to self! Plus, once the band finished and the harsh house lights were lit, (no, we don’t use candles in the antipodes) her facial wrinkles became glaringly apparent. Finally, bit of closure on that Teutonic subj. I say, I say, I say that’s closure not close. But I’m working towards the close. All good.
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Back to the mock.

10:06 am February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

@ tall guy
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The ultimate five chord band , H Gang , Donald Fagen. Very tasty

10:10 am February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

BTW , new Donald Fagen album promised for release sometime this year.

10:11 am February, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Thought Neil Young and Crazy Horse was the ultimate 5 chord band….or was that 3 chords? Anyway they rocked.

10:16 am February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I went with the Frankenstein theme for my haikus because he looks like he was put together by a self-loathing blind watchmaker with spare parts from a ’76 Nova. She on the other hand kills it for me with the cigarette. Yuuuuuck!

10:26 am February, 20 army (ret) douche said...

are we sure his isn’t a still from a cone heads remake?

10:41 am February, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Chris in Baghdad,

Neil Young & Crazy Horse STILL rock!!!! but I know what you meant.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2012/02/neil-young-and-crazy-horse-schedule-first-live-performance-in-eight-years/

10:47 am February, 20 army (ret) douche said...

also hail king ralph for making a long weekend in february! we needed it

11:05 am February, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

I think it best if you already have a pointy red noggin you probably shouldn’t accentuate it with a fwippy pointy hairstyle. Great pic DB1 and thanks for sparing us a walk down douchey Nordic lane. You know you’ve been dialing back your sadistic side as of late. What gives mon ami?
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@tall guy, uh oh, shoulder reveal, this early in the relationship? You may be trying to bag a who-ar. Nice! You know the old saying, if shes got wrinkly shoulders, she’s got healthy boulders ( in this case boulders are another name for boobies.). Keep at it. At this rate you’ll be banging this chick by Kwanza.

12:40 pm February, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Jeezus Friggin’ Christie! You could paint “The Wreck of the Hesperus” on that forehead!

4:30 am February, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

HOH right now, you bleeding homo-fascist blonde worshipping communists.

7:01 pm February, 21 ehcuodouche said...

Yeah definitely the Wayne Rooney Troll Doll (TM) is automatic for the weekly.

10:05 pm February, 21 CB Popped said...

Waiting for the Donald Fagen….nice.

The Royal Scam.

10:43 pm February, 23 bucktoothbubba said...

looks like Wayne Rooney mixed with Sloth from Goonies……..

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