Thursday, February 9, 2012
Champagne Katie For Hall of Hott
A quorum has been called.
A motion is on the floor.
And by floor, I mean succulent Champagne Katie Pear.
Has our 2011 Douchie Award Winning Most Expensive First Date Hott, the very same one who once threatened this site with legal action, earned the right to gain entrance to our hallowed Hall of Hott?
Champagne Katie has wished us a Happy New Year, she’s smiled at us coquettishly, posed artistically, supported January’s sponsorship with Draft Street, offered us Real World Pier Pear, and fake world airbrush, and taken us to the dream prom.
What say you?
In or out?
And by in or out I mean in and out.
Those are good burgers, Walter
NO WAY.
She’s got a face like a rhombus.
I see better looking girls walking down the street every day.
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Though I like the idea that one chick must be culled from the HOH. There are some old skool HOHs that really probably don’t quite stack up these days, And I mean that in the most whobag jumpoff way possible.
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Water drinkers
In. The Hall is getting stale. I would also put forth a motion that Tiny Dancer Maria goes in concurrently. And by concurrently I mean even my wife couldn’t blame me for wanting a a CK/TDM sangwich with a Jesus-sized cock filling.
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Horndogs
This is an interesting conundrum. Clearly CK is of better quality with more exposures than 6 of the first 7 members of the HOH, so I would say yes. However, Colossus of Chodes makes a good point; Is she Hott across the spectrum or just better than the current state of the HOH? In which case I would agree with C of C and vote no.
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In this light (“then again you can never depend on the light.”) and weighing her legal threat and her demand for her picture to be taken down, regardless of subsequent actions, I vote NO.
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Don Suttons
Oh hell yes. And I agree on Tiny Dancer Maria too.
So shoot me – I like a “Big” Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, too.
I like Kate the Date. I would be inclined to let her in, if she ever e-mailed the Boss to retract her prior derogatory comments. She’s on the bubble for me; you have to behave off the field to match your performance on it (if you wanna be an HOH inductee).
TDM is a PTP’er, so she’s DQ’d, I think. Not clear on those ever-changing rules; it’s like playing TEGWAR around here.
Fuccen bunch of Canadians.
I say IN. I’ve always been luke warm at best about CK, however a recent series of photos featuring her in a more natural way – if natural is a word that can be used about her – has worked its magic on me.
I think her friend (Champagne Caddy) in the “to gain entrance” photo is way hotter.
Sorry Katie, but I have to say “No”. Tiny Marie on the other hand would definitely get a Yes!!
Hang on! I’m confusing CK w/- TDM. I still say YES, & YES to TDM based on my comments/observations above.
IN…DUH!
In of course! I mean duh and shit.
I quote from CK herself: “I can’t wait to prosecute against this site! By the way my name is janira who ever put this up better be making money. I did not give permision for my picture to be put up on this dumb ass shit people get a life seriously this is what I call people and dumb asses with no life.”
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So, NO, a thousand times NO! One must have hot insides to match hot outsides. Is it possible, nay, probable, that some other members of our HoH are rancid whobags? Yes, but they don’t write in to confirm in. In fact, let us all remember Purg Hottie and her flirtatious postings, taking all of this in good stride.
No. Prosecute somewhere else.
Wait a mint! I’m thinkin’ CK is a l’il bit amorphus, including that posed artistically shot that looks suspiciously like the ex-Mrs. DB1, Mila Kunis ? I saw 3 other fems in that pic roundup. And I ain’t at the Rev’s house. So I vote YES on the price of 3-4 for 1.
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And for you non geeks, my bastardization means: In condensed matter physics, an amorphous or non-crystalline solid is a solid that lacks the long-range order characteristic of a crystal (DUH!). Nowadays, “amorphous solid” is considered to be the overarching concept, and “glass” the more special case: A glass is an amorphous solid that transforms into a liquid upon heating through the glass transition.
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Science Mystery Theater
The Prom Date pic does it for me.
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I like em silky and sweaty.
I also add that her fellow flute holder striking a ‘do the bump’ pose appears to need a bloody good seeing to.
She’s hotter than a lot of the current criop. I say in.
We need a TDM/CK mud wrestling cage match to decide who gets into the HoH.
1) She’s changed her Facebook name to A.K.A. Champagne Kattie
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2) Her Model Mayhem Portfolio is a symphony of misspellings and syntax murder on a level not seen since Stackhouse the Genius
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Examples-
“to be able to expand my modeling career as a professional model that i am”
“ oversees ” , uh overseas, perhaps?
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Worst of all is this , “I DO NOT DO ANY NUDITY TYPE OF WORK“
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I prefer to fantasize about our Hall of Hotts in my own mind’s eye. I don’t want them verifying illiteracy or limited mental capacities.
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For instance, I picture my love Francine as an erudite scholar in matters of the purse, shoes, skirts/tops, reality TV shows, make up, bikini’s and occassionally knowing who is pitching for the Dodgers tonight while being able to suck start a Peterbuilt and allow me to go down on her until my bottom teeth shred the underside of my tongue.
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I grudgingly vote “No” so as not to give Katie the satisfaction of inclusion in the hallowed Hall. Although it is awfully difficult to ignore this sort of thing…..
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Knobkerries
No. I can’t in good conscience ogle a flying bitch who doesn’t know how to use commas. If we’re going to be inducting a 2011 Douchies winner into the coveted Hall of Hott, one cannot the deny the mesmerizing force of Tiny Dancer Maria’s copious mammary missiles.
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And by induct, I mean impregnate with my genetically warped demon seed.
@ FDD
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You had me at condensed matter physics. I’m sure your large magnetoresistance would like to find its way into her F-center too. Or in other words, I work in condensed matter physics/surface science as well.
And by this sort of thing I mean, THIS SORT OF THING
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of course
If this bitch doesn’t know how to use proper high grammatical Engrish she isn’t hot.
Amirite?
brb putting dick in a blender
Nope.
I don’t care how fapworthy you are. If I could have a more intellectual conversation with my coffee cup, any hottness is moot.
And yes for Tiny Dancer Maria, unless I discover she’s written Twilight fanfic or something.
Hmmm… Quite the conundrum. I stand by my vote. She’s clearly no highbrow, but we’re not identifying and fostering human intelligence for the benefit of humanity here.
IN a thousand times IN.
Nay and Vin D nailed it plus she has a twitter feed. imagine the digital gibberish she’s excreting.
In, because she hates us so much.
Check out this babe at one of Katie’s model websites:
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Marta Roig from Barcelona, Spain
I haven’t seen enough photos to make an informed decision. I’d like to see her with a slice of diet cheesecake taped between her boobs before making a commitment.
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As far as Tiny Dancer Maria is concerned, I’d have to say no. Her artificial breasts and narrow, boyish hips would likely hinder her ability to bear more than four or five children without difficulty.
I have read all of the above posts (ok, skimmed) and if she writes an e-mail begging our forgiveness, using proper grammar and full punctuation, then will you guys voter her in?
Just asking, but you know, we gave that jackass Stackhouse the DBoTY award two years ago, and he could not write, speak or otherwise communicate in a literate manner.
For that matter, neither can half of you guys. And Canadians.
Marta Roig? She’s smoking!
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Spain.
A photo of her, in sweat pants, draped across the hood of a vintage Plymouth Valiant while gripping a lake trout firmly in her mouth would work as well.
What have you been smoking my good man. Bad shipload from Columbia hit LA recently.
Hall of Hott. Not on your life. Taxi squad at Hooters, maybe.
CK and TDM go in together. Two go in, one comes.
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Padres
@ Wedgie
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Sure she’s a good looking gal, no question. But her awareness of our thing here means she would be flattered, something I want no part of, pumping her ego.
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With Stackhouse it was different, he’s mildly entertaining , just go to Get Some.com for some of the low brow retarded humor the modern third grader is enjoying at recess
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Remember, I forced myself to listen to this guy for hours to cull the beauties in my tune , Stackhose The Poet”. I laughed. A lot
Also Mulattos; don’t want to leave them out; it’s racist.
Is she wearing a bag over her head? I’m having pants spasms anyway.
A hearty “no”. Though her “body” of work may be impressive, she falls just short of the HOH in my subjective, depraved opinion.
Not *all* of us honored Shithouse in 2010.
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Vin, nice pic. Please, no Hemma Roid, from Uranus pics.
I vote for in. We’ve let in worse. And I’d second TDM for the hall too.
The thing is, if we’re basing HoH worthiness on grammar why bother posting pictures? Why not just post 100 words of something the potential inductee wrote? C’mon!
I also say “out” without a formal retraction of her legal threats.
I love the grassroots “write in” campaign that has popped up for Tiny Dancer Maria and I give an “in” vote there.
i cumstain, i stain her abs with cum, er abstai-fuck it, let her in.
@ hermit 1:57
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Let’s at least make it a challenge: Katie holding up her GED certificate, wearing clothes made from natural fibers.
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Even then, she still suffers from one of the creepiest anti-hott deformities imaginable: tiny teeth. Just thinking about that porcelain-doll-hagfish-rasp of a mouth gives me cootie seizures. I’ll take a big, sweet, ol’ Sophia Vergara grade fortress of impenetrable ivory any day.
Tiny Mouth Maria is similarly afflicted and similarly creepy. Her smile looks like a bellybutton with teeth.
No, please, by all that is still right in the cosmos, NO! There is no way that she is HoH material:
Exhibit A: She is a major bitch. All her threats about “prosecute” the site. Nothing is less hot than some stuck up, self-important twat.
Exhibit B: STUPID!!! (Note the use of all caps to emphasize the stupidity.) Poor use of words, lousy grammar, bad punctuation.
Exhibit C: Greedy, selfish, ill-mannered little snot. First she is just so upset that someone is posting a photo of her precious undeveloped, less-than-impressive bod that she fires of a nasty-gram, then, upon further realization that she might make a few bucks on something other than back-seat hand jobs, she starts to call herself “Champagne Katie” without so much as a “by your leave” to our humble narrator.
Exhibit D: She just ain’t that hott. C’mon, the high school down the street has 10 girls better looking than this.
Which brings me to my summation: Stupid, self-obsessed, greedy, selfish bitch. Sound like every day down at the divorce court. Would you really want to have anything at all to do with Katie, even from a distance? Even from the safety of your keyboard? This is a global epidemic of ugly just waiting to be unleashed.
Now, take another look at Tiny Dancer Maria. Now take another look. Boys, those eyes, that smile, that skin, those spectacular cans are NOT in the HoH. How can any man with 2 eyes and a dick that is still breathing think that any club that does not have Tiny Dancer Maria in it somehow should admit bitchy Katie.
I rest my case. Now back to those photos of Maria……
In spite of Baron’s disturbing noting of her shoe-peg corn sized teeth, I’d her in her butt.
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Hall of Hott. Why Nott?
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And Tony Danza’s butt, or whatever that other chick’s name is.
Too pro-ish.
Yes of course. You can’t stay mad at a Latina Hott for pitching a tantrum. As a great man once said its in their nature.
her? Is that the new huh?
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Peee
dumb slut is trying to coddle favour & further her modeling career via HCWD…ya know any exposure is good exposure….even if she huffed a foot of creature coccxk I would vote ‘NO’
…um…wait a second…I may just be swayed in that event
Hey Vin, not to change the subject, which I forgot already, but that Spanish girl is fuccen hott. And she probably can say “Ay Caramba, Papi!” with the proper pronunciation, too. Always a bonus around my house.
I think Nancy D. needs to get an Avatar, too. I envision her as a sort of Sharon-Stone-with-an-icepick kind of gal. The Rev will probably disagree with me on that one, but he’s JAFC so who cares?
…she gotta nice plump can…where’s my Louisville 34 w/10d nails when I need it?
No way on Katie, however, her friend Shoshana in this picture, http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/BillyDeeVillhelm2.jpg is all sorts of University Of Judaism hottness.
The HoH must be inclusive, and by that I mean meh.
I curse and at the same time applaud Vin D for linking Marta Roig from Barcelona, Spain. Damn she is all sorts of Caliente!!!!
I say yes. Why – for exactly all the reasons people say no.
“Troy -yer fuckin wit me ‘ead mate” I hear you cry – ah – do not despair, I shall ‘splain:
It’s very simple: CK is a stupid fucking bint. A class A moron. She is an attractive class A moron, and that makes her all the more useless and therefore WORTHY of DERISION. Normally in such an Olympian pantheon of pussy like the HoH, the members are treated as demigoddesses, and rightfully so. But in every pantheon there is a trickster, an Eris, a Loki, someone who fits in as they are immortal, but doesn’t fit in because they’re an asshole.
And that is where CK fits in. She’s a stupid mumbling twat whose sense of diction on a good day is shaky at best. She a nasty stupid little bitch who doesn’t deserve my time of day. I wouldn’t waste my splinters on her. She has no sense of humour and deplorable taste in men. But she’s got the rockin’ bod and the perty face. So, for that reason, I would suggest she get her place in the HoH, but like Samurai Scrote, she be “rewarded” with a long tail of mockery. (Not as long as Samurai by any means – she’s not worth that much effort.)
an INDUCTION… WHOA! and i vote yes. even though she has the personality of a shrew. like mother like daughter
I vote no,because she’ll get her lawyer if she does get in. She’s too aware of this site and might ruin the fun. Although stupid fun. And besides,where’s the dumb douche bag taking photos of her in the bathroom? No one to fling poo at? We’re getting off topic if this is just a girl you’re masturbating to. I know that’ll piss all your guys off,and I have no intention of all of you angry at me,but it’s Hot Chicks WITH DOUCHEBAGS. Whatever.
C’mon you guys its called the Hall of Hott, not the Hall of Personality, Humor and Intelligence. I vote yes for in just one more time to really drive it home.
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Sports metaphors
I dunno, she just doesn’t really do it for me. Not like the others. I vote nay.
And Nancy is 100% correct: it’s not the Hall of Sweet Girls With Shining Personalities. For all you know, many others enshrined in the HoH may have had similar takedown requests if they knew of their prestigious award bestowed upon them by the likes of us.
Further to the point Dreuche made, we’re not talking deal breakers here: my list of which is long, winding and both TDM & CK break shedloads. It’s HoH: something to look at during tough times that reminds us what we aspire to and what similarly repulses us. Simple but not easy.
OUT, a big giant resounding OUT!
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Here’s why… she’s a dummy (as proved in her threat of legal action) and she’s gonna be bleethed out soon, very soon.
She’s hot so I wanna deposit genetic material in her. But she’s a titanic twat so I wanna seep genetic material from her with a knife…
Balancing the two… NO
I just realized that corset is body painted on. Insert the ‘hosing it off’ joke of your choice here.
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@scooby douche
i believe a quartasian hott that threatens to sue is the very essence of hall of hott perfection around here.
i like pleasure spiked with pain and restraining orders are my aeroplane.
chilis
To sway Wedgie (Nancy, back me up on this), she has retracted her initial hot-headed Latina threat-text. On these very boards. Forgive a girl a brief iPhone tantrum. Also, we got many more Natural Katie pics in store (speaking as her attorney, talent agent & pedicurist.)
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I of course, vote Aye
She’s mid-major talent at best. Top of her conference, but put her in the big dance and she gets throttled by the bubble teams that barely made the cut.
Certainly not.
AND, she’s been through about 5-6 Serious Relationships over the past year (not an exaggeration), which means there’s hope for every one of us.
^translation, ‘5-6 times she’s done the donkey in Panamanian wanna hump-hump sailor bars’
Sure…out her in the Hall…just remember to use liberal amounts of duct tape to cover that stupid yap of hers. Silence is golden, when it comes to idiots.
No bueno. Attitudio mucho grande. Boobie not.
Look, I would stare and drool if I was near her. That’s pretty much my ‘move’ anymore.
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But as soon as the first word came out of that oversized noggin with that too-big bouffant…
Lol!!!!!!:D! Thanks for the good and bad comments, I love you all!!!:* if you like me or not it doesn’t matter:) at the end all that matters to me is those who care about me… Nancy thank you:) your awesome!!! And I’m sure you all are amazing as well!!!
In, of course. And bonus points for showing up and coquettishly batting her eyelashes. Which we all know is working, as it is an appeal to our baser as opposed to better natures. And are not such tactics the very acme of the hott?
she just said “LOL”
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My point exactly, anonymous, which I mentioned up thread. ‘lol!!!!!!’ ? Absolute deal breaker. But based on the photographic component of the nominee, retouched and ‘shopped to within a pixel of its life that it no doubt is, I say we’re doing ourselves an injustice if we exclude her.
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And if you’re reading this CK there’s no need to attempt making a virtue of your lols & other mind numbingly ignorant behaviour.
No. Threatening Da Boss with legal action should be an automatic disqualifier.
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And even tho I’d like to go all in and out with CK, I’m afraid she’d sue me in the morning…
@Janira, de nada. I’m trying to help these idiots learn how to talk to women without coming off sounding like assclowns and dipshits and whiney babies. They can hardly be the ones to judge your little tantrum you threw awhile back. I mean one loser in here sets his couch on fire for attention. Another one whines about everyone always stealing his precious ideas when everyone knows dudes desperately clinging to the past and not realizing its all about what you are doing today. Men, you can sleep with them, but unfortunately that doesn’t make them shut up. Cheers.
If it were the hall of bleeth, then “in” I say.
But it’s nott, it’s the hott, so NO.
Aye to tiny dancer Maria though.
@JustDan, the Hall of Hott pretty much IS the Hall of Bleeth barring a few members, Arielle comes to mind, so if that’s your argument CK should be in there.
Dreuche, I’m aware of the sisterhood & all that. I’m even sympathetic to the sisters in the ‘hood. And while I’m willing to let myself be thrown up in the air by mastodon hambeasts, whether blond or any other shade, I’m not expecting Jesus & John the Baptist to come in here a-postin either.
@tall guy, um, why so sensitive? I wasn’t even talking about you. You do realize there are other people here right?
I was merely offering balm to those losers you took down in such a callous and insensitive way, Dreuche.
@tall guy, isn’t that what we do here? Am I only one who sees any irony in all of this? Fuuuuuuck.
Dreuche, ‘you do realise there are other people here right?’
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Semi-lol (!!!!!!!)
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Gee I love you, Dreuche.
Dreuche has (another) new personality?
Fair dinkum…
@McCrude aka McCrudeshoes without the shoe pic, its the same fucking personality bitch. Get with the prog. Just because you don’t sign in does that mean McCrude is a completely different personality than McCrudeshoes? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
Tall guy just LOL’ed. Stick him in the Hall of Hott.
Oh, I’m me. I’m just too retarded to get my sign in working sometimes.
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Forgive me for being a bit skeptical when the subject of the pic chimes in personally to say Nancy is awesome. You are pretty cool. But also a lunatic. Medical fact.
Oh, and if she really happened by, she should clear the air with DB1. She does what she needs to for her career, and this site is part of DB1’s. Professional respect and all.
Righto you lot, after rising early, posting inanity & fortifying the tall guy face w/- coffee, toast, fruit cake & grapes (it’s called breakfast for a reason), I’ve awaited day break long enough so off I trot to the beach to skip rope, run, exercise & eventually dive in the briny.
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Enjoy the weekend all. Give serious consideration to CK’s induction to HoH. For the record I think those for & those against argued well, which doesn’t make the decision any easier. I think the final say should be DB1’s: after all, he is someone who doesn’t get thanked often enough.
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Stay well, stay safe & stay young.
No. She’s not that hott…the face doesn’t match the body without Photoshop. And while there are others that have been allowed through the gates that are equally mediocre as CK, I think it’s time to raise the standards around here.
TDM on the other hand offers the right amount of body to face proportions.
@McCrudeshoes, how did you get my file from the institution? Well whatevs, if it weren’t for that little stint I wouldn’t have found out about my special powers. Anyway, good arguments for for and against CKs induction. And agree with tall guy, its ultimately DB1s call. For without him there would be no Champagne Katie and no Nancy Dreuche for that matter. There still might be a Jeff though, “he” would go hang out at Yellowcard.com and to see what those tools are up to.
Too many exclamation points, the judges must deduct from your total score.
Sorry, them’s the rules.
Oh, yeah. 101 fuccers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say in. I don’t want to talk to her, I don’t want to read her LOL’s, I just want to drool on her pictures. It is the hall of hott, and she IS that, regardless of what her other attributes (laudable or not so much) may be.
In in in!
NO. At least not on the first ballot. Her on field talent may be hall worthy, but her off field antics have require she wait patiently at least another year for the “hall to call.” Plus, I’ve seen better.
@Nancy: yes which I totally understand…. I did apologize about that, and I will do it again… SORRY for what I said in the past. Can we just move on forward?….:(.
OK, Ripping Off The Not-Foolin-Nobody MASK! I’m the go-between twixt Katie and DB1. A facilitator. A Walter Wolf of semi-porn. She posts here, and isn’t that enough of an apology?
My vote = IN! She’s drool-worthy and I’d bang her like a porch screen door in Kansas during tornado season given the opportunity. So what if she had a tantrum. Get over it.
Apology accepted. Let her in, I say. Damn you all, let her in
Note to Katie/Janira:
You can help your own cause; e-mail some bikini pics to DB1 for immediate posting. Caution: Don’t use too many exclamation points. You’re on the bubble already.
Love your show.
Kisses,
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@Janira, did you just say you’ll do it again? What good is an apology if you’re just gonna do it again? You threw a bitch fit, you’ll throw another bitch fit. We get it. You have emotional problems stemming from a poor relationship with your father. Now to the Hall of Hott with you!
@Janira, yes its definitely time for me to move on.
Oh crap, Wedgie. I was hoarding the Bikini Katie with Fluffy Bunny on the Beach pics for Easter. (No, really, Katie, bikini top, cradling a fluffy bunny) Doesn’t do to get oversaturated. Just a little at a time.
Was also saving Duck-Feeding Katie and Candy Shower Katie for Easter.
Dreuche, I’ve not had the benefit of reading the latest outpourings, but I have just noticed your ‘definitely time for me to move on’ shiz. This is your perception; it is not based in fact; remain, stay soldier on.
“Attitude” plays a big part in who deserves to make the HoH, and Katie’s transformation from “I’ll sue you losers” to “You’ve made me a star. Here’s my latest pic” should be rewarded.
TDM for Hall of Hott, or I go on a killing rampage.
CK’s rectal polyp is on the bubble about all of this, just got the text.
She’s bleethy, theethy, waifish and spunky,,,,smarmy lil’ biatch.
The real pier pear pci did it for me. Fuck all, throw her in.
Tiny gets in too on cans alone. I usually despise fake ones, but she’s hott.
Both require salty, THC, alcohol infused ropes fwapped on their bodies.
I like this site better when it was Zyyzz and his jerks befouling the place.
@DH, you mad bro? You jelly of the old days? Must be the beta neckbeard in you trying to escape. Mirren Champagne Katie and it will all be better.
@CB Popped, I’m glad Champagne Katie’s Rectal Polyp got a hold of you. Now only if he would call me and let me know how he’s been. He’s the kind that threatens to drive off a bridge to get people to worry about him, i.e. kinda hysterical.
I prefer the term “pedicurist”.
Like a priest?