Thursday, February 23, 2012
Fungwadius
Jordy Verrill thought he looked good for awhile, too.
Yeah, I’m hopelessly and relentlessly stuck in a pop-culture feedback loop from my early childhood that basically covers 1983-1987. Fruit Roll-Ups still pwn all next-generation dried snack fruits. That’s my fogeyism and I’m sticking to it.
Got a crazy surge of traffic from Reddit, so bear with if the site’s a bit buggy today.
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– management
Nice Barney Gumble elbow tatt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Gumble
And this mini-bag couldn’t satisfy Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS on the right even if he borrowed the Rev’s Jesus size cock.
Hey guys, I’m back…did I miss anything?
Mmmmm………. Llsa, She Wolf of the SS. Loves me a big woman they know how to give that extra effort and by that extra effort I mean they thoroughly enjoy strenuous boning.
That’s the worst case of blue crabs I’ve ever seen.
^ You know it must be bad in her crotchal region if the crabs are escaping and trying climbing up to her head. I guess that means Fungwadius must have some truly fungdicckulous fetus mayo if that’s happenin’.
Is that fung on his chin or a sticky turd?
Hey Dark Sock. Those girls are all kinds of scrumptious.
Lefty is cute as hell although she has a sleeve. The one on the right looks better naked than dressed, I’d ream her full-figured large bonedness with a reckless aplomb.
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Dirty Oil Hatters
And shortbag is a douche. Not because he is short, but because of the ill-conceived way he tries to mask it. These girls aren’t fucking him and honey badger doesn’t give a sweet fuck.
I heard that Polkaroo was assaulted ar Disney Word last week.
Why the fucc would the future ex-Mrs. DB1pose for a stupid shirt like that. Was Lifetime not taking applications for the movie of the week?
^Who’s that future ex UFO? Boner.
@DarkSock, not much. Plinky’s mom will fill you in, after you fill her in.
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While this little turdnugget is a tad better than Orange Douche With Eyeliner he still pretty lame what with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer shirt. Sorry I wasn’t a fan of the show. I’m preparing to receive much verbal backlash for voicing my opinion as per usual.
Why does the chick on the left have Baron von Goolo’s high school yearbook photo tatted on her arm?
Just back from the infamous cafe across from the railway station. Had myself an herbal tea. Good Lord it looked like toenail clippings and tasted like it’d been strained through a wino’s underwear! Never again, but the extremely pleasant waitress with neat ginger hair will bring me back.
At least Buffy The Vampire Slayer , the TV show gave us Charisma Carpenter’s slightly weird Hottness . Big shiny brown nips and all Playboy pics
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The movie had the heart breakingly cute at the time Kristy Swanson, I’d still hit it. Hard
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And thank you too, Vin for your advise re. fly/drive.
That big blonde chick’s hands are so big albeit feminine, she could jerk you off without moving.
That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she can give a prostate massage from across the hall.
That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she can squeeze lemons with her thumb.
Shit, i blew that. Correction/addition: thank you Dr Bunsen and Troy Tempest as well as all the other help.
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There’s something strangely alluring about being kidnapped by Mexican women.
That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she fists herself with her ring finger.
Big Blonde can crack a coconut between her big sweet cheeks.
FUNGWADIUS, may he get stomach cancer for wearing that shirt and for sporting the facial hair.
I’m diggin’ DoucheyWallnuts new thing, Diggin’ it, I says. It just may replace “Son”, Son
That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she can spot Chestbrah with a pinky. A pinky , I says
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Nice little find, J-Ray Hochfield. She’s in the movie “Couples Retreat”, hopefully naked
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And starring in quite possible the best almost SFW YouTube ever:
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Happy Thursday, Decemberists
DOH! Jay Ray’s Ass Pear
That’s one hell of a flavor saver on that midget, all 3 flavors are represented as you go from lip to chin, twat, taint and toot box a douche neapolitan with a side of beard crabs!!
Is that an overgrown landing strip on his chin? Talk about flavor saver.
Yep thems a rough looking pair of girls. I am pretty sure a minor disagreement with the blonde would culminate in her kicking my ass.
I never saw a short guy with a turd coming out of his mouth and not his butt. Well,each day is new and surprising isn’t it?
I’m pretty sure Blonde Amazon is just standing near a short ass dude,with a Miley Cyrus shirt on.
Blonde Amazon gets angry if you haven’t been taking that “last longer in bed” stuff from the 3am ads. But her angry face isn’t that scary.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big her pinky swear can decapitate an elk.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big the sound of one hand clapping registers 7.6 on the Richter scale.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big she can palm a basketball…
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That blonde chick’s hands are so big she gets a manicure from a grain thresher.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big you can rent a mule to go on an excursion into her eczema.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big she can fist an elevator shaft.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big when she puts her hands in the air, everybody cares.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big she can plunge a clogged toilet with her thumb.
That blonde chick’s hands are so big she could spank an Amtrak train and make it cry.
lol @ chia-chin
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I thought this was HOT CHICKS with douchebags…
J-Ray for Underrated, Unknown Celebrity HOH. Her pear shot has given me a boner. A boner, I says.