Thursday, February 23, 2012

Fungwadius

Jordy Verrill thought he looked good for awhile, too.

Yeah, I’m hopelessly and relentlessly stuck in a pop-culture feedback loop from my early childhood that basically covers 1983-1987. Fruit Roll-Ups still pwn all next-generation dried snack fruits. That’s my fogeyism and I’m sticking to it.

# posted by douchebag1
2:05 pm February, 23 douchebag1 said...

Got a crazy surge of traffic from Reddit, so bear with if the site’s a bit buggy today.

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– management

2:15 pm February, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Nice Barney Gumble elbow tatt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Gumble

2:18 pm February, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

And this mini-bag couldn’t satisfy Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS on the right even if he borrowed the Rev’s Jesus size cock.

2:27 pm February, 23 DarkSock said...

Hey guys, I’m back…did I miss anything?

2:28 pm February, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm………. Llsa, She Wolf of the SS. Loves me a big woman they know how to give that extra effort and by that extra effort I mean they thoroughly enjoy strenuous boning.

2:36 pm February, 23 The Dude said...

That’s the worst case of blue crabs I’ve ever seen.

2:56 pm February, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ You know it must be bad in her crotchal region if the crabs are escaping and trying climbing up to her head. I guess that means Fungwadius must have some truly fungdicckulous fetus mayo if that’s happenin’.

2:59 pm February, 23 army (ret) douche said...

Is that fung on his chin or a sticky turd?

3:01 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Dark Sock. Those girls are all kinds of scrumptious.

Lefty is cute as hell although she has a sleeve. The one on the right looks better naked than dressed, I’d ream her full-figured large bonedness with a reckless aplomb.

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Dirty Oil Hatters

3:03 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And shortbag is a douche. Not because he is short, but because of the ill-conceived way he tries to mask it. These girls aren’t fucking him and honey badger doesn’t give a sweet fuck.

I heard that Polkaroo was assaulted ar Disney Word last week.

3:04 pm February, 23 UFO Destroyers said...

Why the fucc would the future ex-Mrs. DB1pose for a stupid shirt like that. Was Lifetime not taking applications for the movie of the week?

3:05 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Who’s that future ex UFO? Boner.

3:16 pm February, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DarkSock, not much. Plinky’s mom will fill you in, after you fill her in.

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While this little turdnugget is a tad better than Orange Douche With Eyeliner he still pretty lame what with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer shirt. Sorry I wasn’t a fan of the show. I’m preparing to receive much verbal backlash for voicing my opinion as per usual.

3:30 pm February, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Why does the chick on the left have Baron von Goolo’s high school yearbook photo tatted on her arm?

3:36 pm February, 23 tall guy said...

Just back from the infamous cafe across from the railway station. Had myself an herbal tea. Good Lord it looked like toenail clippings and tasted like it’d been strained through a wino’s underwear! Never again, but the extremely pleasant waitress with neat ginger hair will bring me back.

4:04 pm February, 23 Vin Douchal said...

At least Buffy The Vampire Slayer , the TV show gave us Charisma Carpenter’s slightly weird Hottness . Big shiny brown nips and all Playboy pics

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The movie had the heart breakingly cute at the time Kristy Swanson, I’d still hit it. Hard

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4:16 pm February, 23 tall guy said...

And thank you too, Vin for your advise re. fly/drive.

4:17 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That big blonde chick’s hands are so big albeit feminine, she could jerk you off without moving.

4:18 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she can give a prostate massage from across the hall.

4:19 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she can squeeze lemons with her thumb.

4:20 pm February, 23 tall guy said...

Shit, i blew that. Correction/addition: thank you Dr Bunsen and Troy Tempest as well as all the other help.

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There’s something strangely alluring about being kidnapped by Mexican women.

4:20 pm February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she fists herself with her ring finger.

4:25 pm February, 23 The Dude said...

Big Blonde can crack a coconut between her big sweet cheeks.

4:46 pm February, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

FUNGWADIUS, may he get stomach cancer for wearing that shirt and for sporting the facial hair.

4:52 pm February, 23 Vin Douchal said...

I’m diggin’ DoucheyWallnuts new thing, Diggin’ it, I says. It just may replace “Son”, Son

4:53 pm February, 23 Vin Douchal said...

That big blonde chick’s hands are so big she can spot Chestbrah with a pinky. A pinky , I says

5:19 pm February, 23 Vin Douchal said...

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Nice little find, J-Ray Hochfield. She’s in the movie “Couples Retreat”, hopefully naked

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And starring in quite possible the best almost SFW YouTube ever:

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Happy Thursday, Decemberists

5:20 pm February, 23 Vin Douchal said...

DOH! Jay Ray’s Ass Pear

5:21 pm February, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That’s one hell of a flavor saver on that midget, all 3 flavors are represented as you go from lip to chin, twat, taint and toot box a douche neapolitan with a side of beard crabs!!

5:41 pm February, 23 The Dude said...

Is that an overgrown landing strip on his chin? Talk about flavor saver.

7:49 pm February, 23 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Yep thems a rough looking pair of girls. I am pretty sure a minor disagreement with the blonde would culminate in her kicking my ass.

8:01 pm February, 23 Stephanie said...

I never saw a short guy with a turd coming out of his mouth and not his butt. Well,each day is new and surprising isn’t it?

8:03 pm February, 23 Stephanie said...

I’m pretty sure Blonde Amazon is just standing near a short ass dude,with a Miley Cyrus shirt on.

9:38 pm February, 23 The Dude said...

Blonde Amazon gets angry if you haven’t been taking that “last longer in bed” stuff from the 3am ads. But her angry face isn’t that scary.

12:31 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big her pinky swear can decapitate an elk.

12:35 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big the sound of one hand clapping registers 7.6 on the Richter scale.

12:36 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big she can palm a basketball…

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…court.

12:38 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big she gets a manicure from a grain thresher.

12:39 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big you can rent a mule to go on an excursion into her eczema.

12:42 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big she can fist an elevator shaft.

12:43 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big when she puts her hands in the air, everybody cares.

12:44 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big she can plunge a clogged toilet with her thumb.

12:46 am February, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That blonde chick’s hands are so big she could spank an Amtrak train and make it cry.

1:56 am February, 24 Nostradouchus said...

lol @ chia-chin

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I thought this was HOT CHICKS with douchebags…

4:58 am February, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

J-Ray for Underrated, Unknown Celebrity HOH. Her pear shot has given me a boner. A boner, I says.

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