Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Svenhead is a Boobie Sensor
Warning: Svenhead should not be used in the presence of heavy machinery. If you experience a Svenhead lasting more than four hours, be sure to consult your doctor. Svenhead should not be taken after eating Italian food. Svenhead does, however, enjoy melons.
Svenhead probably has a 3 inch long, pencil thin proto-boner right now.
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Whatever androgynous, dead pubescent, wet nurse fetish is going on here should be illegal, and punishable by death.
I miss Hermit.
Those will win a Douche. I’m callin’ it.
That Annie Lennox is one weird broad.
*Douchie, that is.
Little known fact: This picture inspired John Lennon to write the lyrics to Norwegian Wood. Look it up.
Wait! Did I just go through another time portal? My other page has the ‘Timmy Wins’ pic and I cannot post my fabulous comment to it??
Draco Malfoy just got hit with the mammacadabra curse!
Those aren’t boobs, those space stations!
I haven’t seen that much silicone in one place since I was in the caulking aisle at Home Depot.
Tell me those are not photo-shopped? Really??
Hasn’t this Scandodouche been previously seen? Bloody Scandodouches all look the same!
If the hott on the right starts retaining a bit of water, she’s going to smother herself, and there’s nothing anyone could do to save her.
This picture makes me want to rub my cock on smooth warm bookshelves.
Her tits are so big she just blew his mind.
Her tits are so big they have gravity.
Her tits are so big they’d turn Perez Hilton straight.
Welcome to Svenland: Where any given member of the male population has never seen a silicone-free boobie on any given member of the female population and any given member of the female population has never been given an orgasm by any given member of the male population. Or something.
…And where a new catalogue is released with the changing of the season.
Svenhead and his buddy have been infected by the spores.
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…And where collars’n’cuffs do match but hair colour and eyebrow colour do not match. Go figure.
Dude? in the back is giving Sven a reach around.
…And where you can order any drink your heart desires so long as it’s red and served with a clear straw.
Svenhead’s bantam sized cocc would get lost between these mamm-mountains like a cocktail sausage dropped into the Khyber Pass.
I cannot guarantee that, in his position, I would not have the same serene faraway look on my mug.
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Not that I care for silicone flesh tankards; it’s more of the spectacle and pomp.
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Titty Tappers.
Capt. James T. Douche @ 7:37 FTW.
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Grand Teatons.
The gas displaced by inflata-boobies is not only dependent on temperature but also seems to have resulted in Sven getting KTFO. Charles’ Law, indeed.
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Avogadro’s number.
Can two chicks be inducted into the HOH or is that gauche? I missed the post where we went over HOH etiquette. But anyways these 4 for the HOH. Am I right boobies, um I mean ladies?
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That guy is having what is referred to as splorchgasm on my planet. Good for him!
It looks like these two are competing for the Mrs. Creosote of Tittays title.
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Now go get a bucket!
Those globes are so big the Kepler Space Telescope found them.
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So big they have seasons.
Sources:
http://dayviews.com/swba/484185213/
http://rahlenfeldt.blogg.se/category/rahlenfeldt-s-vardag-74.html
Chick on the right is a blogger named ‘Cathrine Holst’, I think.
May I be the first to say these two look like a couple of gold diggin cum dumpsters. Not that there’s anything wrong with that of course.
20 minutes later
http://rahlenfeldt.blogg.se/images/2011/p2061298_131180339.jpg
Svenhead is so queer, he didn’t even notice the tits.
Svenhead is so queer, he mistook the mammaries for throw pillows…
Svenhead dreams of swishing Rocky Mountain oysters in his prolapsed anus.
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Come on, man, he preens and plucks more than the booby ladies have ever dreamed of doing.
Here’s Svenhead finally getting a break from those “bothersome” women:
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http://rahlenfeldt.blogg.se/images/2011/p2061342_131185268.jpg
When I said “Go big or go home” I was referring to the waves, ladies.
Might as well just have two Sven Heads bolted on. It wouldn’t look much funnier.
And it would help your career as a ventriloquist.
I hadn’t gone onto those links YA posted until just now. Holy fucking hell how can anyone be so self-absorbed?
Wheezer: After seeing the blatant homoerotism in that last pic, I do not under any circumstances want to see any more of the Svenheads. I implore you to cease immediately.
Sven head is the product of the 4 prong Cheeto man cross breeding program.
@army (ret), see, what did I tell ya, I knew that was bad science. But you had to go and play God. Well at least we have these fake representations of motherhood (silicone boobalas) to soothe us. Ah shit, we’re real screwed. If only we had moved passed the Oral Stage!