Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Svenhead is a Boobie Sensor

Warning: Svenhead should not be used in the presence of heavy machinery. If you experience a Svenhead lasting more than four hours, be sure to consult your doctor. Svenhead should not be taken after eating Italian food. Svenhead does, however, enjoy melons.

# posted by douchebag1
7:23 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Svenhead probably has a 3 inch long, pencil thin proto-boner right now.

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Whatever androgynous, dead pubescent, wet nurse fetish is going on here should be illegal, and punishable by death.

7:26 am February, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

I miss Hermit.

7:26 am February, 28 Nostradouchus said...

Those will win a Douche. I’m callin’ it.

7:27 am February, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That Annie Lennox is one weird broad.

7:27 am February, 28 Nostradouchus said...

*Douchie, that is.

7:31 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Little known fact: This picture inspired John Lennon to write the lyrics to Norwegian Wood. Look it up.

7:33 am February, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait! Did I just go through another time portal? My other page has the ‘Timmy Wins’ pic and I cannot post my fabulous comment to it??

7:37 am February, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Draco Malfoy just got hit with the mammacadabra curse!

7:38 am February, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Those aren’t boobs, those space stations!

7:41 am February, 28 troy tempest said...

I haven’t seen that much silicone in one place since I was in the caulking aisle at Home Depot.

7:52 am February, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Tell me those are not photo-shopped? Really??

8:10 am February, 28 tall guy said...

Hasn’t this Scandodouche been previously seen? Bloody Scandodouches all look the same!

8:13 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If the hott on the right starts retaining a bit of water, she’s going to smother herself, and there’s nothing anyone could do to save her.

8:39 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This picture makes me want to rub my cock on smooth warm bookshelves.

8:40 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she just blew his mind.

8:40 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they have gravity.

8:41 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they’d turn Perez Hilton straight.

8:46 am February, 28 tall guy said...

Welcome to Svenland: Where any given member of the male population has never seen a silicone-free boobie on any given member of the female population and any given member of the female population has never been given an orgasm by any given member of the male population. Or something.

8:48 am February, 28 tall guy said...

…And where a new catalogue is released with the changing of the season.

8:48 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Svenhead and his buddy have been infected by the spores.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2efM6qFDHwQ

8:50 am February, 28 tall guy said...

…And where collars’n’cuffs do match but hair colour and eyebrow colour do not match. Go figure.

8:52 am February, 28 icame isaw idouched said...

Dude? in the back is giving Sven a reach around.

8:54 am February, 28 tall guy said...

…And where you can order any drink your heart desires so long as it’s red and served with a clear straw.

9:00 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Svenhead’s bantam sized cocc would get lost between these mamm-mountains like a cocktail sausage dropped into the Khyber Pass.

9:09 am February, 28 DarkSock said...

I cannot guarantee that, in his position, I would not have the same serene faraway look on my mug.

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Not that I care for silicone flesh tankards; it’s more of the spectacle and pomp.

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Titty Tappers.

9:10 am February, 28 DarkSock said...

Capt. James T. Douche @ 7:37 FTW.

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Grand Teatons.

9:10 am February, 28 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

The gas displaced by inflata-boobies is not only dependent on temperature but also seems to have resulted in Sven getting KTFO. Charles’ Law, indeed.

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Avogadro’s number.

9:18 am February, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Can two chicks be inducted into the HOH or is that gauche? I missed the post where we went over HOH etiquette. But anyways these 4 for the HOH. Am I right boobies, um I mean ladies?

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That guy is having what is referred to as splorchgasm on my planet. Good for him!

9:29 am February, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It looks like these two are competing for the Mrs. Creosote of Tittays title.

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Now go get a bucket!

9:58 am February, 28 The Dude said...

Those globes are so big the Kepler Space Telescope found them.

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So big they have seasons.

10:11 am February, 28 YA said...

Sources:

http://dayviews.com/swba/484185213/

http://rahlenfeldt.blogg.se/category/rahlenfeldt-s-vardag-74.html

Chick on the right is a blogger named ‘Cathrine Holst’, I think.

11:17 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

May I be the first to say these two look like a couple of gold diggin cum dumpsters. Not that there’s anything wrong with that of course.

11:27 am February, 28 Geoffrey said...

20 minutes later

http://rahlenfeldt.blogg.se/images/2011/p2061298_131180339.jpg

11:54 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Svenhead is so queer, he didn’t even notice the tits.

12:02 pm February, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Svenhead is so queer, he mistook the mammaries for throw pillows…

12:37 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

Svenhead dreams of swishing Rocky Mountain oysters in his prolapsed anus.

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Come on, man, he preens and plucks more than the booby ladies have ever dreamed of doing.

12:39 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

Here’s Svenhead finally getting a break from those “bothersome” women:

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http://rahlenfeldt.blogg.se/images/2011/p2061342_131185268.jpg

1:04 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

When I said “Go big or go home” I was referring to the waves, ladies.

1:05 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

Might as well just have two Sven Heads bolted on. It wouldn’t look much funnier.

1:06 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

And it would help your career as a ventriloquist.

1:43 pm February, 28 tall guy said...

I hadn’t gone onto those links YA posted until just now. Holy fucking hell how can anyone be so self-absorbed?

2:51 pm February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Wheezer: After seeing the blatant homoerotism in that last pic, I do not under any circumstances want to see any more of the Svenheads. I implore you to cease immediately.

5:39 pm February, 28 army (ret) douche said...

Sven head is the product of the 4 prong Cheeto man cross breeding program.

7:49 pm February, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

@army (ret), see, what did I tell ya, I knew that was bad science. But you had to go and play God. Well at least we have these fake representations of motherhood (silicone boobalas) to soothe us. Ah shit, we’re real screwed. If only we had moved passed the Oral Stage!

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