Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Herpsterbag LaVar
Aneroxic Models Only, please. Herpsterbag LaVar is too busy D.J.ing to bother with the chunky ladies over a six two.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Axe doesn’t cover last week’s sweat that well, LaVar. You’re lucky her coke habit has blown out her sense of smell.
Eeurgh.
Eat something erstaz Michael Hutchens.
I hate high rise pants on women as much as low rise pants on men.
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Yes, I’m talking about you, LaVar — and using the term ‘man’ loosely.
Kip Largeman in the back is shouting, ” I KNOW Russel Brand. You , sir, are no Russell Brand……
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……. except for the short British dick, the cocaine ruined teeth, the 5 day stench, the can’t grow a beard fuckface and the Douchebaggery! “
Vin Douchal FTW!!!!!, I’m still chuckling. Kip Largeman indeed!!!
Norman Fell had chunks of douchebags and bleeths like these two in his stool.
Well, I guess I can kick Lavar down to the bottom of my ladder since he’s not down with my ham lovin’ ways.
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Plinky’s Moms
Lavar means “to wash” en Espanol. DB1 es un comico!
Her chest is so sunken you could find Davy Jones’ locker in there.
Her chest is so sunken I think I saw some of the Titanic’s deck chairs in there.
Her chest is so sunken it made the Marianis Trench envious.
Her chest is so sunken you can watch her heart skip beats due to all the coke she’s done.
Kip Largeman ! nobody beating that one today.
She sure does have a perdy mouf
His bewbs are bigger than hers! Kip Largeman ala Vin Douchal FTW!
“This place was dead anyways.”
Hot Chicks with Sled Dogs
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Iditarod racing twins, Kristy and Anna Berington. I’d like to knock mukluks, bury my face in their qiviuq and ram my fleshy ulu in their dripping muskegs, Son
I’ve seen more tits on a chicken.
Baseball has started……. This just in:
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A-Rod tugs his cocck
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Glad to see Pinky’s Mom still being mentioned.
ASvB
Malnourished model Bleeth survives on cigarettes, gin, and her own exaggerated sense of self importance. I’d still hit it.
Narcissymmetry.
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Is it still one word Tuesday?
Yes.
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Word
I’m falling in love with Kate Upton, but I’m concerned about her diet.
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Carl Karcher wooda loved her commercials.
She’s slimmer than the Saint’s chances of being a successful franchise after being the whipping boy for the NFL-wide practice of “Bounty hits”.
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Favres.
Underweight? undeniably – but not severely. Superbly Dysfunctional? With a capital D. Dollars for donuts, she’s a total lunatic in bed. But you just know, somebody somewhere is totally sick of her bullshit.
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Brobags.
She’s so skinny, the weight of her sunglasses threatens to snap her neck.
She’s so skinny, she raised her drink to her lips and promptly fell into the straw.
She’s so skinny, her belt is actually Kip Largeman’s wristwatch.
She’s so skinny, when the party was over, they flipped her upside down and started sweeping.
She’s so skinny, the black dress makes her invisible.
She’s so skinny, Lavar finger-fucked her and broke her pelvis.
She’s so skinny, she refuses to swallow because it might make her fat.
She’s so skinny she makes Twiggy look like Totie Fields.
She’s so skinny she doesn’t show up on the Weight Watchers radar.
Is that Crimson Ted pointing at something in the background?
He obviously finds showers very ironic.
She’s so skinny she uses Q-Tips as tampons.
She’s so skinny her implants are BB’s
She’s so skinny you can see that her belly button’s an inny, from behind.
She’s so skinny she gave Lavar a paper cut while giving a hand job
He has it all,the peeping tattoo,the lower V neck shirt,the low rise jeans,with the big belt buckle,the skinny heroin girl…his own dragon tattoo chick…but he’s as empty and soulless as they come. He went to the mall and bought it, but never earned any of it.
Dreuche, don’t be so sure that isn’t liquified ham and green eggs she’s drinking.
She’s so skinny LaVar uses her to shave.
Spot the dyslexic mistake in the title!
Solution (turn your screen upside down):
aneroxic -> anorexic
She’s so skinny, she turned sideways, and disappeared.
She’s so skinny Kip Largeman uses her as dental floss.
She’s so skinny I think that gays are fags.
She’s so skinny I’m gonna take clonazepam again today.
She’s so skinny she voted for Joe the Plumber.
Joe The Plumber. There are people stupid enough to vote for that fag. Do they wear jackboots? Do they hide with guns in the bomb shelter? Do they pay for quaterback hits? Fuck!
Kip Largeman rules!!!
Kip Largeman carries on the family torch. And by “torch” I mean smoked turkey leg.
And 10 points to Vin Douchal (and Gryffindor) for relating “kip”, which is a unit of measurement (combining the words “kilo”, which RevChad is familiar with) and “pound” (which Plinky’s Mom’s ass is familiar with) ) that equals 1,000 pounds-force and is used by architects to measure engineering loads.
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And when I say “used by architects” I mean “emailed to my engineers”, who did not flunk physics twice in college and consistently score under 30 points out of 100, which was somehow still a passing grade because of the abysmal grading curve slumped low by my equally idiotic and hungover architecture classmates.
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Consultants.
She’s so skinny she cleans the pipe drains for Joe The Plumber.