Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Herpsterbag LaVar

Aneroxic Models Only, please. Herpsterbag LaVar is too busy D.J.ing to bother with the chunky ladies over a six two.

# posted by douchebag1
2:17 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Axe doesn’t cover last week’s sweat that well, LaVar. You’re lucky her coke habit has blown out her sense of smell.

2:34 pm March, 6 Colossus of Choads said...

Eeurgh.

Eat something erstaz Michael Hutchens.

2:35 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

I hate high rise pants on women as much as low rise pants on men.

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Yes, I’m talking about you, LaVar — and using the term ‘man’ loosely.

2:39 pm March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Kip Largeman in the back is shouting, ” I KNOW Russel Brand. You , sir, are no Russell Brand……

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……. except for the short British dick, the cocaine ruined teeth, the 5 day stench, the can’t grow a beard fuckface and the Douchebaggery! “

2:45 pm March, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Vin Douchal FTW!!!!!, I’m still chuckling. Kip Largeman indeed!!!

2:58 pm March, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

Norman Fell had chunks of douchebags and bleeths like these two in his stool.

3:26 pm March, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

Well, I guess I can kick Lavar down to the bottom of my ladder since he’s not down with my ham lovin’ ways.

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Plinky’s Moms

3:52 pm March, 6 Wedgie said...

Lavar means “to wash” en Espanol. DB1 es un comico!

4:00 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her chest is so sunken you could find Davy Jones’ locker in there.

4:00 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her chest is so sunken I think I saw some of the Titanic’s deck chairs in there.

4:02 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her chest is so sunken it made the Marianis Trench envious.

4:04 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her chest is so sunken you can watch her heart skip beats due to all the coke she’s done.

4:06 pm March, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Kip Largeman ! nobody beating that one today.

4:12 pm March, 6 Bueller said...

She sure does have a perdy mouf

4:22 pm March, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His bewbs are bigger than hers! Kip Largeman ala Vin Douchal FTW!

4:57 pm March, 6 Massadouchetts said...

“This place was dead anyways.”

5:15 pm March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Hot Chicks with Sled Dogs

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Iditarod racing twins, Kristy and Anna Berington. I’d like to knock mukluks, bury my face in their qiviuq and ram my fleshy ulu in their dripping muskegs, Son

5:32 pm March, 6 douches Wild said...

I’ve seen more tits on a chicken.

5:35 pm March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Baseball has started……. This just in:

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A-Rod tugs his cocck

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5:40 pm March, 6 Adolf Skroatler said...

Glad to see Pinky’s Mom still being mentioned.

ASvB

5:51 pm March, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Malnourished model Bleeth survives on cigarettes, gin, and her own exaggerated sense of self importance. I’d still hit it.

5:54 pm March, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Narcissymmetry.

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Is it still one word Tuesday?

6:36 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

Yes.

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Word

6:43 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

I’m falling in love with Kate Upton, but I’m concerned about her diet.

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Carl Karcher wooda loved her commercials.

7:23 pm March, 6 DarkSock said...

She’s slimmer than the Saint’s chances of being a successful franchise after being the whipping boy for the NFL-wide practice of “Bounty hits”.

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Favres.

7:52 pm March, 6 troy tempest said...

Underweight? undeniably – but not severely. Superbly Dysfunctional? With a capital D. Dollars for donuts, she’s a total lunatic in bed. But you just know, somebody somewhere is totally sick of her bullshit.

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Brobags.

8:23 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, the weight of her sunglasses threatens to snap her neck.

8:23 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, she raised her drink to her lips and promptly fell into the straw.

8:24 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, her belt is actually Kip Largeman’s wristwatch.

8:27 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, when the party was over, they flipped her upside down and started sweeping.

8:28 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, the black dress makes her invisible.

8:29 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, Lavar finger-fucked her and broke her pelvis.

8:29 pm March, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s so skinny, she refuses to swallow because it might make her fat.

8:50 pm March, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

She’s so skinny she makes Twiggy look like Totie Fields.

9:39 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

She’s so skinny she doesn’t show up on the Weight Watchers radar.

9:55 pm March, 6 ehcuodouche said...

Is that Crimson Ted pointing at something in the background?

9:57 pm March, 6 Nostradouchus said...

He obviously finds showers very ironic.

9:57 pm March, 6 DarkSock said...

She’s so skinny she uses Q-Tips as tampons.

9:57 pm March, 6 DarkSock said...

She’s so skinny her implants are BB’s

9:58 pm March, 6 DarkSock said...

She’s so skinny you can see that her belly button’s an inny, from behind.

9:58 pm March, 6 DarkSock said...

She’s so skinny she gave Lavar a paper cut while giving a hand job

10:49 pm March, 6 Stephanie said...

He has it all,the peeping tattoo,the lower V neck shirt,the low rise jeans,with the big belt buckle,the skinny heroin girl…his own dragon tattoo chick…but he’s as empty and soulless as they come. He went to the mall and bought it, but never earned any of it.

12:33 am March, 7 tall guy said...

Dreuche, don’t be so sure that isn’t liquified ham and green eggs she’s drinking.

3:12 am March, 7 The Dude said...

She’s so skinny LaVar uses her to shave.

3:30 am March, 7 dyslex said...

Spot the dyslexic mistake in the title!

Solution (turn your screen upside down):

aneroxic -> anorexic

4:03 am March, 7 Adolf Skroatler said...

She’s so skinny, she turned sideways, and disappeared.

5:16 am March, 7 CB Popped said...

She’s so skinny Kip Largeman uses her as dental floss.

5:59 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny I think that gays are fags.

5:59 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny I’m gonna take clonazepam again today.

6:04 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny she voted for Joe the Plumber.

6:06 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Joe The Plumber. There are people stupid enough to vote for that fag. Do they wear jackboots? Do they hide with guns in the bomb shelter? Do they pay for quaterback hits? Fuck!

6:53 am March, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kip Largeman rules!!!

7:45 am March, 7 DarkSock said...

Kip Largeman carries on the family torch. And by “torch” I mean smoked turkey leg.

7:51 am March, 7 DarkSock said...

And 10 points to Vin Douchal (and Gryffindor) for relating “kip”, which is a unit of measurement (combining the words “kilo”, which RevChad is familiar with) and “pound” (which Plinky’s Mom’s ass is familiar with) ) that equals 1,000 pounds-force and is used by architects to measure engineering loads.

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And when I say “used by architects” I mean “emailed to my engineers”, who did not flunk physics twice in college and consistently score under 30 points out of 100, which was somehow still a passing grade because of the abysmal grading curve slumped low by my equally idiotic and hungover architecture classmates.

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Consultants.

2:02 pm March, 7 Stephanie said...

She’s so skinny she cleans the pipe drains for Joe The Plumber.

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