Saturday, March 17, 2012
Comment of the Week: Baron Von Goolo
The legendary undead and vampiric Baron Von G discusses Crazy Eyes Karen and wins the coveted HCwDB of the Week:
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If the eyes are the window to the soul, CEKaren’s window is narrowed and barred, allowing only a dim shaft of dusty light to illuminate the dank stone room where her shattered dreams huddle in a corner, weeping softly to an audience of centipedes and daddy issues. Or maybe she’s just had too much Red Bull.
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the knees match the face! happy saint pattys day all!!!
Ol’ Knobby-Kneed Speedork is “McLovin” his right pec? No wonder she and her pear look away and tries ever-so-genuinely to avoid laughing at him.
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And ‘Kudos’ to BVG for yet another brilliant skewering of the nonsense we call “culture” these days.
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Deceased Red Bull founders
And you thought I was kidding?
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Yoovidhyaholics – don’t forget to rewind
That’s a great arse she’s got. Despite her ankle tatt…
Congrats Goolie – that’s definite Goolenheim material. Of course any post that uses the terms ‘shaft’ and ‘daddy issues’ peaks my attention.
The two in this pic beg for a category something like “Is this all there is? If it’s all there is, then let’s keep douching, and have ourselves a fall. If that’s all….there is.
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Now I must shoot myself. Wait, that dint come out right. Now, I must have a shot.
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Peetotalers
Von Goloo taps the jugulars of unsuspecting virgins like a homeless man sucks nourishment from a can of Dollar Store Cheez Whiz®.
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The street lights cast an eerie glow through the cracked window glass of the Transient Hotel lobby, stained with cigarette smoke and the purgatorial menstrual blood of Catholic school girls.
Assads compromising photo alienates him even further
I’d let Brazilian hott play with me blarney stones.
Lawdy lawdy lawdy that’s a fine ass…
I’d let Brazilian thong hott grasp my shillelagh.
Good stuff BVG!!
‘stop looking for the keys, honey….remember, I shoved them up your ass’
Brazilian Babe’s hot, tight little ass has a sphincter that will grip your pecker like a firm handshake and not want to let it go.
Good arse comes from layin’ off the ham.
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Just sayin’.
I’ve been watching turtle porn on NatGeo. I now know how to give Brazil girl “The Sandy Spoonful”.
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What’s worse, the “planned” canvas of body tatts, or the wretch-a-sketch random crap we’re seeing on Alvaro Quiros here?
No ass on her, and more jewelry than a Jersey Shore grandmother on him.
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Misguided.
I’ll give you your second observation, Nostra. As for your first, opinions are like arses: everyone’s got one.
@ The Dude…Turtle Porn? That’s so yesterday.com. Frog porn is where it’s at, my friend.
Ah, to frolic in a land where girls have the perfect ass and men and women have the same legs…
Yeah, and thongs are labeled Hirs and Hisr’s
Hey Boss, if you’re still in NYC, can you kidnap Kristen Wiig for me? I’ve gotta all hot kinda feeling watching her on SNL, and she’s the only cure visible.
She does have a nice, tight pear.
He is Douching her.
@’Sock (7:37 p.m.) –
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Where is Kermit’s Lubriderm?
BTW, that^ is NSFW.
No, not my avatar.
@tall guy: Everybody’s got an arse except her. Maybe she’s the quiet type.
(Not saying I wouldn’t hit it…..Still would.)
thats belen rodriguez and fabrizio corona in that pic a hot/douche couple who are famous in italy ,she’s an argentinian model/tv star, he’s an italian, douche paparazzo…a perfect match!
Oo hey look at that. Yay for me!