Saturday, March 17, 2012

Comment of the Week: Baron Von Goolo

The legendary undead and vampiric Baron Von G discusses Crazy Eyes Karen and wins the coveted HCwDB of the Week:

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If the eyes are the window to the soul, CEKaren’s window is narrowed and barred, allowing only a dim shaft of dusty light to illuminate the dank stone room where her shattered dreams huddle in a corner, weeping softly to an audience of centipedes and daddy issues. Or maybe she’s just had too much Red Bull.

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# posted by douchebag1
12:55 pm March, 17 schlicht bindenburger said...

the knees match the face! happy saint pattys day all!!!

2:30 pm March, 17 Wheezer said...

Ol’ Knobby-Kneed Speedork is “McLovin” his right pec? No wonder she and her pear look away and tries ever-so-genuinely to avoid laughing at him.

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And ‘Kudos’ to BVG for yet another brilliant skewering of the nonsense we call “culture” these days.

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Deceased Red Bull founders

2:32 pm March, 17 Wheezer said...

And you thought I was kidding?

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Yoovidhyaholics – don’t forget to rewind

2:41 pm March, 17 tall guy said...

That’s a great arse she’s got. Despite her ankle tatt…

2:56 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

Congrats Goolie – that’s definite Goolenheim material. Of course any post that uses the terms ‘shaft’ and ‘daddy issues’ peaks my attention.

3:02 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

The two in this pic beg for a category something like “Is this all there is? If it’s all there is, then let’s keep douching, and have ourselves a fall. If that’s all….there is.

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Now I must shoot myself. Wait, that dint come out right. Now, I must have a shot.

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Peetotalers

3:56 pm March, 17 hermit said...

Von Goloo taps the jugulars of unsuspecting virgins like a homeless man sucks nourishment from a can of Dollar Store Cheez Whiz®.

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The street lights cast an eerie glow through the cracked window glass of the Transient Hotel lobby, stained with cigarette smoke and the purgatorial menstrual blood of Catholic school girls.

4:10 pm March, 17 Otto Von Skidmarck said...

Assads compromising photo alienates him even further

5:20 pm March, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d let Brazilian hott play with me blarney stones.

5:21 pm March, 17 Ted Brogan said...

Lawdy lawdy lawdy that’s a fine ass…

5:21 pm March, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d let Brazilian thong hott grasp my shillelagh.

5:22 pm March, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good stuff BVG!!

5:39 pm March, 17 creature said...

‘stop looking for the keys, honey….remember, I shoved them up your ass’

6:34 pm March, 17 Little Willie said...

Brazilian Babe’s hot, tight little ass has a sphincter that will grip your pecker like a firm handshake and not want to let it go.

6:43 pm March, 17 tall guy said...

Good arse comes from layin’ off the ham.

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Just sayin’.

6:59 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

I’ve been watching turtle porn on NatGeo. I now know how to give Brazil girl “The Sandy Spoonful”.

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What’s worse, the “planned” canvas of body tatts, or the wretch-a-sketch random crap we’re seeing on Alvaro Quiros here?

7:07 pm March, 17 Nostradouchus said...

No ass on her, and more jewelry than a Jersey Shore grandmother on him.

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Misguided.

7:24 pm March, 17 tall guy said...

I’ll give you your second observation, Nostra. As for your first, opinions are like arses: everyone’s got one.

7:37 pm March, 17 DarkSock said...

@ The Dude…Turtle Porn? That’s so yesterday.com. Frog porn is where it’s at, my friend.
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7:55 pm March, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

Ah, to frolic in a land where girls have the perfect ass and men and women have the same legs…

9:51 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

Yeah, and thongs are labeled Hirs and Hisr’s

11:11 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

Hey Boss, if you’re still in NYC, can you kidnap Kristen Wiig for me? I’ve gotta all hot kinda feeling watching her on SNL, and she’s the only cure visible.

3:13 am March, 18 CB Popped said...

She does have a nice, tight pear.

He is Douching her.

6:25 am March, 18 Wheezer said...

@’Sock (7:37 p.m.) –

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Where is Kermit’s Lubriderm?

6:25 am March, 18 Wheezer said...

BTW, that^ is NSFW.

6:25 am March, 18 Wheezer said...

No, not my avatar.

12:43 pm March, 18 Nostradouchus said...

@tall guy: Everybody’s got an arse except her. Maybe she’s the quiet type.

(Not saying I wouldn’t hit it…..Still would.)

5:38 am March, 19 mills said...

thats belen rodriguez and fabrizio corona in that pic a hot/douche couple who are famous in italy ,she’s an argentinian model/tv star, he’s an italian, douche paparazzo…a perfect match!

1:04 pm March, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

Oo hey look at that. Yay for me!

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