Friday, March 23, 2012
Vazquez Says, "Mucho Buena Assplaso!!"
I sorta like Vazquez. Hell, it’s Friday. Have a nottadouche and a goinpeace.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Geez that skinnier chick has some kick ass Mayan Eye of Coitus going on there…
I smell syphillis.
However, the NottaBleeth may be hard to come by
the fatter the tires, the smoother the ride.
hardly-ablesons
The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand.
The bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin’
The fatter the wallet, the longer they’ll hang around.
If you centrifuge a can of Crunk energy drink, the separated contents will reveal:
50% Sparkling water
35% High Fructose Corn Syrup
10% Race-specific sterilization agent
3% Natural and artificial flavors
1% Red dye #5
1% Radioactive waste
Is that “Hairplugs for Men” rootin’ in on his billboard forehead?
Nothing classes up a portrait like a couple scantily clad ho’s and some crunk juice.
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Norman Rockwell
Two nasty-ass kinda fat sluts ready to ride? I’m in.
^Race specific sterilization agent. That’s funny Son, Racist too. Honey Badger don’t fucking care. Gin and juice with a side of Benadryl is how we roll in the hood, you! And a bit of chronic on the side homie.
Vazquez hoping for double smoked ham. Uses dreads for kinky B&D.
Is that Snoop Perrito Perro?
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Muchachos
Speaking of Perrito, those people love to do it doggie style. And by those people I mean thick buttocked women wearing thongs.
What smells worse, Snoop’s dreads or the fat girl’s thong?
There ain’t enough Pepto in the world to settle my stomach after lookin’ at those 3 fugly dudes. It feels like my fuccen molars are floating in bile right now.
His pickup line: “Ladies, would you like some Crunk for your trunk?”
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They’re not laughing.
I would like to here those girls fart bare-bottomed on a cold marble plank.
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I cannot at this time share the reason for this urge.
I would like to see that too now that you mention it, seeing those nice, plump juicy asses rippling and reverberating as gas and pressure are expelled onto cold marble.
I believe the chickie mittum pokeable side-boobie gnaw is the long lost daughter of Carole Bouquet, aka hot-ass James Bond hottie from “For Your Eyes Only.”
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3361441024/tt0082398
By “pokeable side-boobie gnaw” I mean “pokeable side-fake-boobie gnaw”.
By “long lost” I mean kidnapped from her home in Toulouse, France and forced into the sex-slave bidness by furry Albanian-types.
He should just tattoo the can of whatever on his forehead,his audience could view it better.
For those who may be interested, the dude is One Chot, a rapper or hip-hopper something, while the hott with the stern look in her eyes is Luz Mary Chacon, who was in the Venezuelan Playboy in 2006… fire up google image search for more fun pics!
Vasquez definitely pulls a nottadouche.
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.Great guy. Great car wash attendant.
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The bigger her ass, the greater my remorse the next morning.
Is that a still from the upcoming “Kazakhstan Hot Tubs” movie?
Kardashians Without Makeup.
the girl in the middle needs to shave