Friday, March 23, 2012

Vazquez Says, "Mucho Buena Assplaso!!"

I sorta like Vazquez. Hell, it’s Friday. Have a nottadouche and a goinpeace.

# posted by douchebag1
8:33 am March, 23 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Geez that skinnier chick has some kick ass Mayan Eye of Coitus going on there…

8:50 am March, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I smell syphillis.

8:52 am March, 23 Vin Douchal said...

However, the NottaBleeth may be hard to come by

the fatter the tires, the smoother the ride.

hardly-ablesons

9:00 am March, 23 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand.

9:14 am March, 23 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin’

9:15 am March, 23 Douchble Helix said...

The fatter the wallet, the longer they’ll hang around.

9:17 am March, 23 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

If you centrifuge a can of Crunk energy drink, the separated contents will reveal:

50% Sparkling water

35% High Fructose Corn Syrup

10% Race-specific sterilization agent

3% Natural and artificial flavors

1% Red dye #5

1% Radioactive waste

9:21 am March, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is that “Hairplugs for Men” rootin’ in on his billboard forehead?

9:22 am March, 23 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Nothing classes up a portrait like a couple scantily clad ho’s and some crunk juice.

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Norman Rockwell

9:38 am March, 23 Los Douches said...

Two nasty-ass kinda fat sluts ready to ride? I’m in.

10:36 am March, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Race specific sterilization agent. That’s funny Son, Racist too. Honey Badger don’t fucking care. Gin and juice with a side of Benadryl is how we roll in the hood, you! And a bit of chronic on the side homie.

10:51 am March, 23 tall guy said...

Vazquez hoping for double smoked ham. Uses dreads for kinky B&D.

11:12 am March, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Snoop Perrito Perro?

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Muchachos

11:18 am March, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of Perrito, those people love to do it doggie style. And by those people I mean thick buttocked women wearing thongs.

11:20 am March, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What smells worse, Snoop’s dreads or the fat girl’s thong?

11:30 am March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

There ain’t enough Pepto in the world to settle my stomach after lookin’ at those 3 fugly dudes. It feels like my fuccen molars are floating in bile right now.

11:55 am March, 23 Wheezer said...

His pickup line: “Ladies, would you like some Crunk for your trunk?”

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They’re not laughing.

12:11 pm March, 23 DarkSock said...

I would like to here those girls fart bare-bottomed on a cold marble plank.

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I cannot at this time share the reason for this urge.

1:14 pm March, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I would like to see that too now that you mention it, seeing those nice, plump juicy asses rippling and reverberating as gas and pressure are expelled onto cold marble.

3:58 pm March, 23 Lil' Fartknocker said...

I believe the chickie mittum pokeable side-boobie gnaw is the long lost daughter of Carole Bouquet, aka hot-ass James Bond hottie from “For Your Eyes Only.”

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3361441024/tt0082398

4:00 pm March, 23 Lil' Fartknocker said...

By “pokeable side-boobie gnaw” I mean “pokeable side-fake-boobie gnaw”.

4:05 pm March, 23 Lil' Fartknocker said...

By “long lost” I mean kidnapped from her home in Toulouse, France and forced into the sex-slave bidness by furry Albanian-types.

9:50 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

He should just tattoo the can of whatever on his forehead,his audience could view it better.

6:29 am March, 24 Tony Ventresca said...

For those who may be interested, the dude is One Chot, a rapper or hip-hopper something, while the hott with the stern look in her eyes is Luz Mary Chacon, who was in the Venezuelan Playboy in 2006… fire up google image search for more fun pics!

7:38 am March, 24 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Vasquez definitely pulls a nottadouche.

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.Great guy. Great car wash attendant.

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8:23 pm March, 24 Juke Joint Sniper said...

The bigger her ass, the greater my remorse the next morning.

11:02 pm March, 26 Guid is Good said...

Is that a still from the upcoming “Kazakhstan Hot Tubs” movie?

7:36 am March, 27 H. Sapiens said...

Kardashians Without Makeup.

7:54 pm March, 27 stincface said...

the girl in the middle needs to shave

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