Monday, March 12, 2012
Wee Willy Crimson
Wee Will Crimson and Tanna Karina approve of the HCwDB of the Week.
They also approve of radiation.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I found myself frantically scrambling for my shotgun. Straight to the hall of Poo with these two turdlets.
I wonder what’s in the drum next to them. I’m guessing it’s that shit called Cretin Powder or something.
I suspect Tanna also approves of steroids and poke-yer-eye-out implants………..
Go directly to the Closet of Poo. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
I’d nail this chick, but I’d be afraid she’d rip off my peen with her muscular bear-trap vag.
Strait to the closet of poo and someone grab the radiation suits and Geiger counters I want to know how many rads their putting off.
I guarantee she can shoot a banana out of its peel (a green one, not a ripe one), crush a walnut or an empty can of Sapporo beer with her vice like snatch musculature.
One good thing about an ailing economy as far as these two are concerned: the cellulite of US inflation doesn’t show its tragic dimples. Give it time, though.
I’ve turded turds that were less brown than this. Then again my diet is in the main is primarily pork by products.
I did’nt realize Al Jolson was this ripped. I knew he’d have to be in good shape to dance on Broadway, but this is ridiculous.
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“Bear-trap vag” FTW
Lets forget about the apostrophe rules today.
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Thanks
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I’d hit it.
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By that, I mean the brick wall with my face, if it meant that I could un-see this.
These two are to natural as Paula Deen’s pancreas is to insulin.
These two are to natural as Dark Sock is to seaworthy.
These two are two natural as Newt Gingrich is to president.
These two are to natural as Jay Mohr is to comedy.
Tanna Karenina?
These two are to natural as as Tom Cruise is to ladykiller.
She looks like someone slam-melded Celine Dion and Michelle Obama.
His day job is nude septic tank diver.
Last time I shit out that colour was after a black-strap molasses and beet bender.
That dude is so lean he sweats Olestra and Lasix.
Yeah, and her night time job is septic sanitation truck driver on which said vehicle Wee Willy rides shotgun.
Like two chimpanzees, they share their self-love with each other by the exchange of poo-flingings.
Wanted dead. Wee Willie and Tanna Karina for a spree of hotel sheet massacres.
He always loses the testicle portion of the competition.
These two are two natural as Clay Aiken is straight.
He doesn’t teabag, he BBs.
Wee Willie is only wee in the crotch. The cinder block wall tells me he is around 6′-2″. Cinder block I says.
These two are to natural as Jethro Tull was to winning the Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance.
It’s not hard to find shoes to match his skin tone
Wee Willy’s thong is actually Tanna Kareninas.
Yeah having a photo taken while not wearing shoes, eh? Fucking inbreds!
They’re up for the gig of godparents to Snookis unborn fetus.
Flush twice! It’s a long way to Bayonne!
Her clitoris is larger than his penis.
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medical fact
I had no idea ‘roids did such a number on your feet. Such a tragedy. On the up side, when he pees he doesn’t have to worry about anything splashing on his G.I. Joe boots.
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Hush Poopies.
He looks like a Stretch Armstrong that some kid set on the barbeque.
She came in 3rd overall.
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He opted not to wear the matching black bikini top and came in second.
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She was all smiles and hugs on the stage but moments after the pic was taken she went to his locker, found the shriveled leather pouch next to his bronzing creme, and punched him in his nads.
Special Ops agents preparing for deep cover with Somalian Pirates ?
Shitheads.
I think it’s important to remind people that bodybuilding is auto-douche and auto-poo, regardless of the level.
Correct as usual Doucheywallnuts.
Staying physically fit is important, etc.
Body Building is AutoDouche for sure.
Only Lou Ferrigno (The original Hulk on TV) might get the Notta on that one bc he is actually deaf.
Here’s why I have always stuck to my annual New Year’s resolution to let myself go.
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Sloppy seconds
Plunge the toilet,please. There’s two turds stuck in the bowl.
Los Douches is right. This guy isn’t punchworthy. We need a trap door leading to a giant toilet.
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey get a quick picture snapped before the results are announced for the winners of King and Queen of the Palingenesis of Obnoxious Orange Perdition award for the Central Jersey division.
Too bad about his legs. Just missed, Wee Mon.
I can never have not seen that again.
Those two are to natural what Rev Chad is to sobriety.
The good news is he never has to wipe his ass ‘cuz no one could ever tell the difference.
Poo.
Just, poo.
I ate alot of steak over the weekend
& these two ropey turds escaped from my comode after I left for work…didn’t flush, due to trophy size
These two are to natural as Santorum is to chocolate Milk shakes.
These two are to natural as Gingrich is to fidelity
These two are to natural as Gingrich is to Historical Consultant.
These two are to natural as the Tenga Flip-Hole™ is to Actual Poon-Tang™.
Mark Twain is rolling over in his grave at the thought of commenting on these two.
These two caused Gauguin to give up painting in Tahiti.
Nothing was darker than Dark Sock ….untill these two came along…
If his johnson wasn’t so small, Johnsonville Brats would have a new spokesman for their charbroiled meat.
Wurst oompa-loompa turds ever!
I thought I smelled something.
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Something rank and acrid that won’t go away, and indeed seems to follow you around. It is then the realization hits that you’ve tracked it all over your carpet, and what that smell is, that the barely controllable heaving begins. 409 isn’t going to take that smell out. The cost of hiring a carpet cleaning service or renting a wet vac system reel around your head like a turd circling in the water closet.
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Attempts to dab and scrub the carpet only grind the stench in deeper to the padding. It insidiously seeps through the paper towel layers, until you realize too late that your finger tips are wet. Wet and stinky.
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You voraciously scrub your fingers with foaming anti-bacterial soap and a potato brush, stripping off the first few layers of skin, but it’s still there. Embedded into the deep trenches of your fingerprints; mocking you with its brown grittiness.
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Poo.
Poo.
POO.
POO!
<POO, I SAY! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^Grind The Stench= good band name, especially when you’re high as hell.
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Stench-Grinders.
“Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation that’s in there.”
“As you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I’m not human.”
Good God! What an astonishingly, shockingly small package! Get this patient to sex change…stat!
Band name;
The Stenchgrinders.
Fee fi fo fum. I smell some knucklehead talking smack about Jay Mohr.
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ACTION is one of the greatest situation comedies to ever grace the small screen – too good for the great unwashed, like Community, Andy Richter Controls The Universe and the godfather of them all, Arrested Development.
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….oh, and, um, Is She Really Going Out With Him? I mean, of course. That goes without saying, right?, that that show shouldn’t have, y’know, I mean should have had another season, or, something…like…that…um… (*whistles idly*) Ooo hey look at the time, Golden Corral’s open. Gotta go before the crusty layer of the mac and cheese is all gone, am I right? Okay then. Oooooookaaaaaaay…
Look what came out as the snow melted,the neighbor dog took a shit in my yard.
Piles
He’s wearing cargo pants made out of skin. Gotta get me those…
Scientists were able to clone human DNA with feces and got a couple of live turds stinking up the place before they were promptly stuffed into a handicap stall toilet and flushed.
Good catch on the cinder blocks, Rev.
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But…
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I just couldn’t see this shit being piled as high as 6 foot 2. At first I thought the bottom course was short. But no… http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/214/captionthispic2.jpg/
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Then I figure his hair makes him look tall. But that’s just an inch or so.
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Aha!! It’s the perspective! He’s not standing flush against the wall. So he’s probably a shrimpy dude, and his broad sure ain’t 5′ 10″.
Ahh to be 5’6″