Monday, March 12, 2012

Wee Willy Crimson

Wee Will Crimson and Tanna Karina approve of the HCwDB of the Week.

They also approve of radiation.

# posted by douchebag1
10:25 am March, 12 Los Douches said...

I found myself frantically scrambling for my shotgun. Straight to the hall of Poo with these two turdlets.

10:39 am March, 12 tall guy said...

I wonder what’s in the drum next to them. I’m guessing it’s that shit called Cretin Powder or something.

10:41 am March, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I suspect Tanna also approves of steroids and poke-yer-eye-out implants………..

11:01 am March, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Go directly to the Closet of Poo. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

11:03 am March, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’d nail this chick, but I’d be afraid she’d rip off my peen with her muscular bear-trap vag.

11:04 am March, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Strait to the closet of poo and someone grab the radiation suits and Geiger counters I want to know how many rads their putting off.

11:07 am March, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I guarantee she can shoot a banana out of its peel (a green one, not a ripe one), crush a walnut or an empty can of Sapporo beer with her vice like snatch musculature.

11:07 am March, 12 tall guy said...

One good thing about an ailing economy as far as these two are concerned: the cellulite of US inflation doesn’t show its tragic dimples. Give it time, though.

11:10 am March, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’ve turded turds that were less brown than this. Then again my diet is in the main is primarily pork by products.

11:11 am March, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

I did’nt realize Al Jolson was this ripped. I knew he’d have to be in good shape to dance on Broadway, but this is ridiculous.

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“Bear-trap vag” FTW

11:12 am March, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

Lets forget about the apostrophe rules today.

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Thanks

11:13 am March, 12 jonezy said...

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I’d hit it.

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By that, I mean the brick wall with my face, if it meant that I could un-see this.

11:15 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two are to natural as Paula Deen’s pancreas is to insulin.

11:16 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two are to natural as Dark Sock is to seaworthy.

11:16 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two are two natural as Newt Gingrich is to president.

11:17 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two are to natural as Jay Mohr is to comedy.

11:17 am March, 12 YA said...

Tanna Karenina?

11:18 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two are to natural as as Tom Cruise is to ladykiller.

11:20 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She looks like someone slam-melded Celine Dion and Michelle Obama.

11:21 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His day job is nude septic tank diver.

11:22 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last time I shit out that colour was after a black-strap molasses and beet bender.

11:23 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That dude is so lean he sweats Olestra and Lasix.

11:23 am March, 12 tall guy said...

Yeah, and her night time job is septic sanitation truck driver on which said vehicle Wee Willy rides shotgun.

11:24 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like two chimpanzees, they share their self-love with each other by the exchange of poo-flingings.

11:27 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wanted dead. Wee Willie and Tanna Karina for a spree of hotel sheet massacres.

11:29 am March, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He always loses the testicle portion of the competition.

11:30 am March, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

These two are two natural as Clay Aiken is straight.

11:30 am March, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He doesn’t teabag, he BBs.

11:30 am March, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wee Willie is only wee in the crotch. The cinder block wall tells me he is around 6′-2″. Cinder block I says.

11:32 am March, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

These two are to natural as Jethro Tull was to winning the Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance.

11:33 am March, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

It’s not hard to find shoes to match his skin tone

11:35 am March, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wee Willy’s thong is actually Tanna Kareninas.

11:37 am March, 12 tall guy said...

Yeah having a photo taken while not wearing shoes, eh? Fucking inbreds!

11:39 am March, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They’re up for the gig of godparents to Snookis unborn fetus.

11:47 am March, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Flush twice! It’s a long way to Bayonne!

12:01 pm March, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Her clitoris is larger than his penis.

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medical fact

12:41 pm March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I had no idea ‘roids did such a number on your feet. Such a tragedy. On the up side, when he pees he doesn’t have to worry about anything splashing on his G.I. Joe boots.

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Hush Poopies.

12:47 pm March, 12 skrag2112 said...

He looks like a Stretch Armstrong that some kid set on the barbeque.

1:03 pm March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She came in 3rd overall.

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He opted not to wear the matching black bikini top and came in second.

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She was all smiles and hugs on the stage but moments after the pic was taken she went to his locker, found the shriveled leather pouch next to his bronzing creme, and punched him in his nads.

1:10 pm March, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Special Ops agents preparing for deep cover with Somalian Pirates ?

1:51 pm March, 12 CB Popped said...

Shitheads.

2:00 pm March, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

I think it’s important to remind people that bodybuilding is auto-douche and auto-poo, regardless of the level.

2:08 pm March, 12 CB Popped said...

Correct as usual Doucheywallnuts.

Staying physically fit is important, etc.

Body Building is AutoDouche for sure.

Only Lou Ferrigno (The original Hulk on TV) might get the Notta on that one bc he is actually deaf.

2:20 pm March, 12 The Dude said...

Here’s why I have always stuck to my annual New Year’s resolution to let myself go.

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Sloppy seconds

3:20 pm March, 12 Stephanie said...

Plunge the toilet,please. There’s two turds stuck in the bowl.

4:06 pm March, 12 ehcuodouche said...

Los Douches is right. This guy isn’t punchworthy. We need a trap door leading to a giant toilet.

4:22 pm March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. and Mrs. Hankey get a quick picture snapped before the results are announced for the winners of King and Queen of the Palingenesis of Obnoxious Orange Perdition award for the Central Jersey division.

4:40 pm March, 12 Wedgie said...

Too bad about his legs. Just missed, Wee Mon.

5:48 pm March, 12 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I can never have not seen that again.

5:49 pm March, 12 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those two are to natural what Rev Chad is to sobriety.

5:51 pm March, 12 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The good news is he never has to wipe his ass ‘cuz no one could ever tell the difference.

7:34 pm March, 12 X said...

Poo.

Just, poo.

8:19 pm March, 12 creature said...

I ate alot of steak over the weekend

& these two ropey turds escaped from my comode after I left for work…didn’t flush, due to trophy size

10:09 pm March, 12 DarkSock said...

These two are to natural as Santorum is to chocolate Milk shakes.

10:10 pm March, 12 DarkSock said...

These two are to natural as Gingrich is to fidelity

10:10 pm March, 12 DarkSock said...

These two are to natural as Gingrich is to Historical Consultant.

10:11 pm March, 12 DarkSock said...

These two are to natural as the Tenga Flip-Hole™ is to Actual Poon-Tang™.

10:38 pm March, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Mark Twain is rolling over in his grave at the thought of commenting on these two.

10:42 pm March, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

These two caused Gauguin to give up painting in Tahiti.

10:43 pm March, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Nothing was darker than Dark Sock ….untill these two came along…

10:47 pm March, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

If his johnson wasn’t so small, Johnsonville Brats would have a new spokesman for their charbroiled meat.

Wurst oompa-loompa turds ever!

12:11 am March, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I thought I smelled something.

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Something rank and acrid that won’t go away, and indeed seems to follow you around. It is then the realization hits that you’ve tracked it all over your carpet, and what that smell is, that the barely controllable heaving begins. 409 isn’t going to take that smell out. The cost of hiring a carpet cleaning service or renting a wet vac system reel around your head like a turd circling in the water closet.

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Attempts to dab and scrub the carpet only grind the stench in deeper to the padding. It insidiously seeps through the paper towel layers, until you realize too late that your finger tips are wet. Wet and stinky.

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You voraciously scrub your fingers with foaming anti-bacterial soap and a potato brush, stripping off the first few layers of skin, but it’s still there. Embedded into the deep trenches of your fingerprints; mocking you with its brown grittiness.

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Poo.

Poo.

POO.

POO!

<POO, I SAY! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:38 am March, 13 DarkSock said...

^Grind The Stench= good band name, especially when you’re high as hell.

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Stench-Grinders.

7:45 am March, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

“Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation that’s in there.”

“As you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I’m not human.”

9:21 am March, 13 Eponymous Douche said...

Good God! What an astonishingly, shockingly small package! Get this patient to sex change…stat!

11:23 am March, 13 CB Popped said...

Band name;

The Stenchgrinders.

11:25 am March, 13 Baron Von Goolo said...

Fee fi fo fum. I smell some knucklehead talking smack about Jay Mohr.

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ACTION is one of the greatest situation comedies to ever grace the small screen – too good for the great unwashed, like Community, Andy Richter Controls The Universe and the godfather of them all, Arrested Development.

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….oh, and, um, Is She Really Going Out With Him? I mean, of course. That goes without saying, right?, that that show shouldn’t have, y’know, I mean should have had another season, or, something…like…that…um… (*whistles idly*) Ooo hey look at the time, Golden Corral’s open. Gotta go before the crusty layer of the mac and cheese is all gone, am I right? Okay then. Oooooookaaaaaaay…

4:55 pm March, 13 Stephanie said...

Look what came out as the snow melted,the neighbor dog took a shit in my yard.

Piles

5:02 pm March, 13 Nostradouchus said...

He’s wearing cargo pants made out of skin. Gotta get me those…

8:57 pm March, 13 Little Willie said...

Scientists were able to clone human DNA with feces and got a couple of live turds stinking up the place before they were promptly stuffed into a handicap stall toilet and flushed.

11:41 pm March, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Good catch on the cinder blocks, Rev.

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But…

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I just couldn’t see this shit being piled as high as 6 foot 2. At first I thought the bottom course was short. But no… http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/214/captionthispic2.jpg/

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Then I figure his hair makes him look tall. But that’s just an inch or so.

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Aha!! It’s the perspective! He’s not standing flush against the wall. So he’s probably a shrimpy dude, and his broad sure ain’t 5′ 10″.

9:51 am March, 15 Cogswell said...

Ahh to be 5’6″

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