Monday, April 2, 2012

Jack Smellington and his Korner Chameleons Disapprove of Vinnie DP’s Loss to Enrique…

Escaped Laundry Gimp Jack Smellington disapproves of Enrique’s trouncing of his home-skillet Vinnie for the weekly, and to a lesser extent, so do his suicide grrlz.

However, after summarily dismissing this Incredible Sulk I would then offer to console Raven  Mid-Riff and Raccoon-Eyed Susan with a good ol’ fashioned Kraft Mayonnaise rub-down, just like my Uncle used to give all us tykes before he was sent up to the Mississippi Nervous Hospital at Whitfield.

Now begone, Jack Smellington…nobody puts boobies in a corner.

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10:32 am April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dark Sock
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The alternate universe is running amuck again. Click on the pic and you get sent there. Don’t know if it’s fixable or not but some of less sober posters may forget and post some funny shit there.

10:40 am April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr. Bunsen
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I just informed Anonymous and Et Tu that they are in another cool universe man, and that you are in this one. I think I’m in both.

10:44 am April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Can’t post disgusting shit anymore in either universe.

10:49 am April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And those girls look emaciated enough that they never under any circumstance say no if pizza and weed are involved. Me likey.

10:49 am April, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Isn’t Jack Smellington the guy who played The Gimp in Pulp Fiction?
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.He looks just like the leather-clad guy who crawled out of the huge box, looking for a fisting.
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.Mapplethorpes

10:51 am April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev Chad
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Thanks. Are yo sure you can’t post nasty shit? Lemme try:
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http://www.youngleafs.com
or
http://www.bananaguide.com

11:10 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Y’know, I may have gone with Smelly Jackington but Jack Smellington works too because , uh , he sucks.
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And just WTF is that on his forehead?

11:16 am April, 2 jonezy said...

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Jelly Smackington
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11:21 am April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Maybe Dark Sock blocked me. He sees IP addresses.
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Those girls are so skinny they make the Olsen twins look buff.

11:37 am April, 2 icame isaw idouched said...

That thing between his eyes should be a bullet hole.

11:44 am April, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These emaciated vampire waifs need to nurse on my yogurt tube before they pass out.

11:47 am April, 2 Stephanie said...

Plastic is sweaty and drippy,plus shouldn’t you be be smiling in the middle,because you actually are touching a girl? I don’t get it,what do you want,a box set of The Simpsons,a jar of Vaseline,and a spackle tool?

11:49 am April, 2 Flounder said...

Jack Smellington’s eyes follow me as I try to ogle the mid-rift.

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Are the flames on Raven’s clothes part of the out fit or is her usual burning sensation acting up?

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Raccoon-Eyed Susan’s chin is more pointed and sharper than Reese Witherspoon’s.

11:56 am April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin
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I believe it’s the Head Shop Eye of Target Practice. When you’re trying to sight in a rifle scope at about 500 yards it is helpful to have something a little colorful that makes a nice SPLAT! when the bullet hits it so you can tell how much you need to dope your scope. Depending on weather conditions and such you can get mirages that can fucck things up and the colors give you a bit of perspective. Either that or he’s decided to vajazzle his forehead for the upcoming headbangers ball he’s going to emcee.

12:22 pm April, 2 Nice Cars of Nevada said...

I would navigate Raven’s gender gap.

12:32 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

He must believe he is Adam Warlock. He’d be a bigger douche were he the right color.

12:58 pm April, 2 Snottadoosh said...

Oh no… the trendmonger on the left is Leigh Lezark, from the the ultimate douchetrio “The Misshapes”.

1:02 pm April, 2 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Anorexic true blood slapp whoares find a nice morsel to snack on, and by morsel I mean…what in fuccen tarmal is that on his face?
…vaginal wart transference strikes again!

1:18 pm April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK, so I did a Google image search on this Leigh Lezark and the bitch is smiling in about 4, count ‘em 4 whole pictures on the entire interwebz. “Oh I’m so fuccen dark and brooding. Don’t you wish you were me? ” What the bitch needs is some off-key alpaca yodeling in her canoodling canyon. If that don’t make her smile and lighten up, nuthin’ will.

3:05 pm April, 2 Ass-istant Manager said...

Is this an example if a Doh!chebag?
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Ralphs

4:14 pm April, 2 Steve said...

Is the blonde even 18?

5:50 pm April, 2 troy tempest said...

Drugs of choice, left to right:
Booze, Ritalin, Cocaine

8:38 pm April, 2 Sofa King said...

Flames on black Pleather with some serious Mayan Eye. Death metal sex bombing may be in Smellington’s future. He’s Sofa King lucky.

11:29 pm April, 2 Nostradouchus said...

Young Monty Burns wearing a Simpsons shirt. Shameless self-promotion.

1:51 am April, 3 douche equis said...

I’ve escaped from the parallel universe. Keanu Reeves got nuthin’ on me!

4:09 pm April, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m thinking this is not a good look for the Olsen Twins. Well, their last look was pretty shitty, too.

4:47 am April, 4 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

you would have thought aeon flux could have afforded a more posh rehab center than the one she shares with the animal named sidekick from a formerly employable morning radio show, and a starved for attention, disinherited rich girl and failed lesbian/failed trophy wife.

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