Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Mister Asswhifster Likes Asian Girls
Sunglasses at night and powdered rhino penis anti-aging creme scratch but the surface of the lengths Mister Asswhisfter goes to stay fifty.
Next up:A car elevator in his La Jolla summer home.
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That fuccen Karl Lagerfeld is a Bleeth to be reckoned with no two ways about it! Whats wrong with that Asian Bleeth’s face? It appears to occupy only 2 dimensions!
DB1′s introductory sentence ranks high among statements only marginally understandable.
^Like that one.
And what the fuck happened to the blonde ex-wife on Mad Men. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He looks like he’s pretty heavy into anal bleaching and wheat grass colonics.
That’s CeeCee DeVille! RSL, yos!!
If you are an old bag, the very last thing you want to do is wear wrap-around shades that look exactly like those cheap visor style glasses blue haired old ladies wear while driving. The second to last thing you want to do is sneer at Mi Ting Ling’s pert sino-clevite.
I’ve got chunks of guys like that in my stool.
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81357051
Some women you just never wanna see naked. Case in point……….
Egads! Tarantula-fingered Asian bleeth just ruined my appetite…for man-handed Thai trannies….
I believe she is giving the Vietnamese Eye of Me Charge By Da Hour, Joe.
My mom only let’s me spend $5. How ’bout $10 for the both of us?
Looks like Heatmeiser has joined the Sprockets dance party.
It looks like she is manhandling him to be closer to her tranoobies. Won’t someone please save this poor tranny from this disinterested homosexual?!!! I’ll do my part to raise awareness but I’m only one person, physically speaking.
Also, why all the hate for car elevators? How else am I gonna get my Geo Metro down from the roof?
This guy’s old? Fuck all of youse, fuck youse I says
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Those aren’t man hands, they are just overdeveloped from her years on the cocc farm, farming coccs. Check out her grip on the rocks glass and his shoulder. Neither is going anywhere until she is done with them. And by done, I mean harvested.
@Doc B
I see what you did there.
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Jokers
Except for the fag hair, this guy looks like an old time mobbed up guy “Harry the Hump” Riccobene who worked with Skinny D’Amato in A.C. and Philly. Harry liked to get pissed on, and pissed on in a big way. I’m not talking a little bit in the right setting. I mean who among us hasn’t had a hot dame let go whilst grinding on our leg in the shower? Am I wrong when I say that?
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Harry used to get these pro broads to run what he called “the Car Wash.” He’d lay down on the floor and have these dames squat and walk over him while they let go of their bladders. One would start over his head and start moving towards his feet, and then the next one would go, pissing on him the whole way. Some would sit on him and scoot along his body, leaving a trail before having to hop over the Hump’s massive erection. He’d make the chicks drink pitchers of water and hang out and not use the bathroom before the Car Wash would be open for business. He’d get like 20-30 dames and it was a real piss fest. Not for me, though. The clean up was a real bitch, too.
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Yea, this finnoch looks just like Harry the Hump.
you know what word doesn’t get used enough in spoken language?
hoary.
these two are a hoary couple.
antediluvians.
Rodney & DW on the same page. We are blessed!
Yep, Doc Bunsen beat me badly to the Heat Miser reference, but I was thinking his broheim, the Snow Miser, caved in to the douche hair trend.
@Right Honorable: Most hoes and whores are pretty hoary if you ask this old humper.
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(another underused word)
That Susan Powter can really pull some tail. I don’t really have a “thing” for Asian girls but I do have a thing for attractive women, which she definitely is. She is dishonoring her ancestors by canoodling with round eye douchebag.
I suspect he has a really annoying laugh. I also suspect she has really annoying English.
Another phoney faggot about to take it up the ass from a tranny.