Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Mister Asswhifster Likes Asian Girls

Sunglasses at night and powdered rhino penis anti-aging creme scratch but the surface of the lengths Mister Asswhisfter goes to stay fifty.

Next up:A car elevator in his La Jolla summer home.

# posted by douchebag1
6:44 am April, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That fuccen Karl Lagerfeld is a Bleeth to be reckoned with no two ways about it! Whats wrong with that Asian Bleeth’s face? It appears to occupy only 2 dimensions!

6:48 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

DB1’s introductory sentence ranks high among statements only marginally understandable.

6:48 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Like that one.

6:50 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And what the fuck happened to the blonde ex-wife on Mad Men. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

6:52 am April, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He looks like he’s pretty heavy into anal bleaching and wheat grass colonics.

7:06 am April, 10 Douchble Helix said...

That’s CeeCee DeVille! RSL, yos!!

7:11 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If you are an old bag, the very last thing you want to do is wear wrap-around shades that look exactly like those cheap visor style glasses blue haired old ladies wear while driving. The second to last thing you want to do is sneer at Mi Ting Ling’s pert sino-clevite.

7:36 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve got chunks of guys like that in my stool.

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81357051

7:41 am April, 10 Scooby Douche said...

Some women you just never wanna see naked. Case in point……….

7:49 am April, 10 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Egads! Tarantula-fingered Asian bleeth just ruined my appetite…for man-handed Thai trannies….

8:03 am April, 10 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I believe she is giving the Vietnamese Eye of Me Charge By Da Hour, Joe.

8:10 am April, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

My mom only let’s me spend $5. How ’bout $10 for the both of us?

8:11 am April, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Looks like Heatmeiser has joined the Sprockets dance party.

8:14 am April, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

It looks like she is manhandling him to be closer to her tranoobies. Won’t someone please save this poor tranny from this disinterested homosexual?!!! I’ll do my part to raise awareness but I’m only one person, physically speaking.

8:16 am April, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Also, why all the hate for car elevators? How else am I gonna get my Geo Metro down from the roof?

8:17 am April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

This guy’s old? Fuck all of youse, fuck youse I says

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9:10 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Those aren’t man hands, they are just overdeveloped from her years on the cocc farm, farming coccs. Check out her grip on the rocks glass and his shoulder. Neither is going anywhere until she is done with them. And by done, I mean harvested.

10:20 am April, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc B

I see what you did there.

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Jokers

11:18 am April, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Except for the fag hair, this guy looks like an old time mobbed up guy “Harry the Hump” Riccobene who worked with Skinny D’Amato in A.C. and Philly. Harry liked to get pissed on, and pissed on in a big way. I’m not talking a little bit in the right setting. I mean who among us hasn’t had a hot dame let go whilst grinding on our leg in the shower? Am I wrong when I say that?

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Harry used to get these pro broads to run what he called “the Car Wash.” He’d lay down on the floor and have these dames squat and walk over him while they let go of their bladders. One would start over his head and start moving towards his feet, and then the next one would go, pissing on him the whole way. Some would sit on him and scoot along his body, leaving a trail before having to hop over the Hump’s massive erection. He’d make the chicks drink pitchers of water and hang out and not use the bathroom before the Car Wash would be open for business. He’d get like 20-30 dames and it was a real piss fest. Not for me, though. The clean up was a real bitch, too.

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Yea, this finnoch looks just like Harry the Hump.

12:03 pm April, 10 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

you know what word doesn’t get used enough in spoken language?

hoary.

these two are a hoary couple.

antediluvians.

12:04 pm April, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Rodney & DW on the same page. We are blessed!

12:10 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

Yep, Doc Bunsen beat me badly to the Heat Miser reference, but I was thinking his broheim, the Snow Miser, caved in to the douche hair trend.

12:12 pm April, 10 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

@Right Honorable: Most hoes and whores are pretty hoary if you ask this old humper.

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.Histrionics

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(another underused word)

1:08 pm April, 10 Douche Springsteen said...

That Susan Powter can really pull some tail. I don’t really have a “thing” for Asian girls but I do have a thing for attractive women, which she definitely is. She is dishonoring her ancestors by canoodling with round eye douchebag.

7:17 pm April, 10 Nostradouchus said...

I suspect he has a really annoying laugh. I also suspect she has really annoying English.

9:20 pm April, 10 Little Willie said...

Another phoney faggot about to take it up the ass from a tranny.

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