Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Bronzer McTwat Occupies Wong Street
Livin’ the dream, one off-shore tax shelter at a time.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Deja Poo
Shanghai eye of massive trade imbalance
Cotton candy hair and designer windshields back for round 2.
Billy Midol
When Zyzz died in the backroom “sauna” of this joint business went up 300%. And by 300% I mean trannies. I’d hit it.
How can we live in a world where I have to mock this tranny and her disinterested gay again?! I requireth freshies for my daily mock.
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His face says “Girls are icky.” But his body says “I enjoy penis in all forms.”
When I’m an old bag, and I’m rockin the blue blocker wrap around shades, I want to have a sweet little Chinese nurse to lube up my catheter and change my depends. It’s the only way to grow old, I’ll tell ya. And I want to go out peacefully, in my sleep, after Sung Hi pumps 50cc of morphine into my drip cuz she learned I wrote I her into my will and she can finally afford to fly her Chinese husband over. I forgive you, Sung Hi, I would have done the same. Now don’t forget to cup my balls when you put the catheter in.
^Ball cupping FTW!
You guys realize this means the Chief doesn’t even read his own site when he’s traveling, right?
Meh, so I ran a pic the ‘Sock ran. Deal with it. It’s only because ‘Bronzer McTwat’ had to be said.
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@ Capt. James T. Douche, ball cupping is always a win
I love you, Chief. That’s about five of ‘em. Like you said, who cares?
Tiny little people . She’s 4’9″ max. He’s got a midget body and giant cranium dome. He also looks a little like Donald Fagen.
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Maybe he’s the lead singer/piany player in Wee-ly Dan
Two Wongs don’t make it white.
Wife’s coming home for a nooner. Off to tripleasianpenetration.com for help.
Ball cupping, in all it’s various forms, is mandated.
Hi, I’m new here. I would like more info on this ball cupping everyone keeps talking about. Is there a wrong way to do it?
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Oh hey DB1, its cool you’ve already made it clear that you don’t care about us.
@ Drueche, nothing to it, and highly recommended. You might want to insist on a little manscaping so it doesn’t feel like you are petting a hairy squid though.
@McCrudeshoes, noted. Also I hear I should watch out for that ink if I’m doing it right. Hairy squid for the victory.
Once again C.C. Deville from Poison. Not a douche and not gay.
I have no problem with reposts. These two delivered lunch to my office this morning.
dear god, I love destroying my day here! And by ‘dear god’ I mean I’d screw that pooch in a hard beat!
but it was worth it for deja poo, if you get my drift…
crap I was trapped in the royal weee
where is Margaret Thatcher’s engorged clitoris when you need it??
Is there a way to ~like~ Nancy’s post from *8.25am* without her stalking me? Jusss cheggin
Will ya check out the Kermit hands on her ? WTF. Great for lilly pad jumping and ball cupping.
Yeah Dreuche,,,ball cupping by any means necessary is correct. Here are a few basic pointers;
The act is really just a polite way of saying “Hey, I’m not forgetting about your balls Dude”.
You can do it the traditional way (hands) but the soles of your feet or creatively using your breasts may also get the job done.
All of this done to Led Zepplin 4.
@The Dude, no there is no way. Once you like something of mine, its on. Also if you laugh at my jokes (especially the ones at your expense) and do my bidding I’ll never leave. It’s science!
@CB Popped, Led Zeppelin 4, good choice. I would have also accepted AC DC Back in Black and nothing and I mean absolutely nothing by RUSH.
^Dreuche,,,the next album after Led Zep 4play, should be Back in Black for the homerun.
As much as we all like RUSH, the music just isn’t sexy enough for a basic handjob/romp in the sac.
@ CB Popped. You say Led Zeppelin 4, however, the movie made a mistake and played Kashmir from Physical Graffiti. I believe that is also acceptable.
@ CB Popped. You say Led Zeppelin 4, however, the movie made a mistake and played Kashmir from Physical Graffiti. I believe that is also acceptable.
What is with the duplicate comment horse shit?
Now I see. This server sucks. What kind of Neanderthal server is shitty with the iPad?
LZ 4?? wtf, I’m a scientist meself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkMGf2_NKvs
I vote notta for that Dude^
What I was going to comment the first time this guy showed up was that his head is disproportionately large for his body. But not like steroid large. Instead it’s like he only grew to five feet but his head didn’t get the message and grew to 6′ 6″ size.
Haven’t we seen this aging rocker before?
Could have sworn I saw that asshole in sunglasses before. I threwup that time too.
She’s giving me the Lyin’ Eye of Boytus. I am very, very afraid.
Love it when you run pix of Ralph Lauren with frightful hair. He’s always so put-together.
Deja Poo (I know that line was taken, but I used it before now and had thought of it myself….Is it jargon here? If I didn’t think of it first, then I am disappoint.)