Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Bronzer McTwat Occupies Wong Street

Livin’ the dream, one off-shore tax shelter at a time.

# posted by douchebag1
6:30 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Deja Poo

6:31 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Shanghai eye of massive trade imbalance

6:35 am April, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cotton candy hair and designer windshields back for round 2.

6:50 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Midol

6:51 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When Zyzz died in the backroom “sauna” of this joint business went up 300%. And by 300% I mean trannies. I’d hit it.

6:57 am April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

How can we live in a world where I have to mock this tranny and her disinterested gay again?! I requireth freshies for my daily mock.

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His face says “Girls are icky.” But his body says “I enjoy penis in all forms.”

7:04 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

When I’m an old bag, and I’m rockin the blue blocker wrap around shades, I want to have a sweet little Chinese nurse to lube up my catheter and change my depends. It’s the only way to grow old, I’ll tell ya. And I want to go out peacefully, in my sleep, after Sung Hi pumps 50cc of morphine into my drip cuz she learned I wrote I her into my will and she can finally afford to fly her Chinese husband over. I forgive you, Sung Hi, I would have done the same. Now don’t forget to cup my balls when you put the catheter in.

7:16 am April, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

^Ball cupping FTW!

7:21 am April, 24 Douchble Helix said...

You guys realize this means the Chief doesn’t even read his own site when he’s traveling, right?

7:24 am April, 24 douchebag1 said...

Meh, so I ran a pic the ‘Sock ran. Deal with it. It’s only because ‘Bronzer McTwat’ had to be said.

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– management

7:28 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@ Capt. James T. Douche, ball cupping is always a win

7:35 am April, 24 Douchble Helix said...

I love you, Chief. That’s about five of ‘em. Like you said, who cares?

7:37 am April, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Tiny little people . She’s 4’9″ max. He’s got a midget body and giant cranium dome. He also looks a little like Donald Fagen.

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Maybe he’s the lead singer/piany player in Wee-ly Dan

7:49 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two Wongs don’t make it white.

7:50 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wife’s coming home for a nooner. Off to tripleasianpenetration.com for help.

7:52 am April, 24 CB Popped said...

Ball cupping, in all it’s various forms, is mandated.

8:25 am April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hi, I’m new here. I would like more info on this ball cupping everyone keeps talking about. Is there a wrong way to do it?

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Oh hey DB1, its cool you’ve already made it clear that you don’t care about us.

9:05 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@ Drueche, nothing to it, and highly recommended. You might want to insist on a little manscaping so it doesn’t feel like you are petting a hairy squid though.

9:28 am April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, noted. Also I hear I should watch out for that ink if I’m doing it right. Hairy squid for the victory.

9:35 am April, 24 Douche Bagalow said...

Once again C.C. Deville from Poison. Not a douche and not gay.

10:15 am April, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have no problem with reposts. These two delivered lunch to my office this morning.

10:33 am April, 24 I said...

dear god, I love destroying my day here! And by ‘dear god’ I mean I’d screw that pooch in a hard beat!

10:36 am April, 24 I said...

but it was worth it for deja poo, if you get my drift…

10:38 am April, 24 The Dude said...

crap I was trapped in the royal weee

10:39 am April, 24 The Dude said...

where is Margaret Thatcher’s engorged clitoris when you need it??

10:42 am April, 24 The Dude said...

Is there a way to ~like~ Nancy’s post from *8.25am* without her stalking me? Jusss cheggin

11:17 am April, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Will ya check out the Kermit hands on her ? WTF. Great for lilly pad jumping and ball cupping.

12:15 pm April, 24 CB Popped said...

Yeah Dreuche,,,ball cupping by any means necessary is correct. Here are a few basic pointers;

The act is really just a polite way of saying “Hey, I’m not forgetting about your balls Dude”.

You can do it the traditional way (hands) but the soles of your feet or creatively using your breasts may also get the job done.

All of this done to Led Zepplin 4.

12:25 pm April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude, no there is no way. Once you like something of mine, its on. Also if you laugh at my jokes (especially the ones at your expense) and do my bidding I’ll never leave. It’s science!

12:27 pm April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CB Popped, Led Zeppelin 4, good choice. I would have also accepted AC DC Back in Black and nothing and I mean absolutely nothing by RUSH.

1:28 pm April, 24 CB Popped said...

^Dreuche,,,the next album after Led Zep 4play, should be Back in Black for the homerun.

As much as we all like RUSH, the music just isn’t sexy enough for a basic handjob/romp in the sac.

3:31 pm April, 24 Douche Bagalow said...

@ CB Popped. You say Led Zeppelin 4, however, the movie made a mistake and played Kashmir from Physical Graffiti. I believe that is also acceptable.

3:32 pm April, 24 Douche Bagalow said...

@ CB Popped. You say Led Zeppelin 4, however, the movie made a mistake and played Kashmir from Physical Graffiti. I believe that is also acceptable.

What is with the duplicate comment horse shit?

3:33 pm April, 24 Douche Bagalow said...

Now I see. This server sucks. What kind of Neanderthal server is shitty with the iPad?

4:30 pm April, 24 The Dude said...

LZ 4?? wtf, I’m a scientist meself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkMGf2_NKvs

4:32 pm April, 24 The Dude said...

I vote notta for that Dude^

5:19 pm April, 24 ehcuodouche said...

What I was going to comment the first time this guy showed up was that his head is disproportionately large for his body. But not like steroid large. Instead it’s like he only grew to five feet but his head didn’t get the message and grew to 6′ 6″ size.

7:22 pm April, 24 Stephanie said...

Haven’t we seen this aging rocker before?

9:21 pm April, 24 Little Willie said...

Could have sworn I saw that asshole in sunglasses before. I threwup that time too.

9:53 pm April, 24 The Dude said...

She’s giving me the Lyin’ Eye of Boytus. I am very, very afraid.

11:07 pm April, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Love it when you run pix of Ralph Lauren with frightful hair. He’s always so put-together.

3:14 am April, 25 Nostradouchus said...

Deja Poo (I know that line was taken, but I used it before now and had thought of it myself….Is it jargon here? If I didn’t think of it first, then I am disappoint.)

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