Thursday, April 5, 2012
Snake Douche points at the womp rat in beggar's canyon
I’d bulls-eye it…
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There’s nothing sexier than pointing out the huge cancerous mole on a chick’s back.
That girl’s skin is so leathery she can ride a horse without using a saddle.
That girl’s skin is so leathery she often puts things in her vagina instead of her purse by mistake.
That girls skin is so leathery he’s pointing her to the ground so he can lounge on her.
That girl’s skin is so leathery the dude behind her is asking if he can get birkenstocks made out of her.
And what’s up with the knuckle on her little pinkie? That thing’s starin’ at me!
That girl’s skin is so leathery even Buffalo Bill wouldn’t wear her.
That girl’s skin is so leathery she’s been secreted away and contracted by MLB to supply gloves and balls to all the underprivileged kids in the Dominican Republic academies.
For life.
Snake Douche? More like iguana.
Please let the be a wildfire in the background.
That girl’s skin is so leathery the U.S. government is looking into giving her to native Americans as reparations.
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All tribes.
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Everywhere in the U.S.
That girl’s knuckle is so big it’s not a sandwich, it’s a hero.
That girl’s skin is so leathery the U.S. Olympic equestrian team just had a group orgasm.
That girl’s knuckle is so big when she flips someone off there’s a full solar eclipse.
That girl’s skin is so leathery it’s going to be the featured interior of all Chrysler Jeep Cherokees from now on.
I couldn’t even doggie style and paper bag it, knowing that just a few microns of cellulose pulp separate me from that Stygian horror.
That girl’s skin is so leathery that every Italian shoemaker just let out an exasperated cry and stabbed themselves with an awl.
That girl’s skin is so leathery that the Kuntrashians are trying to get her to visit one of their Asian sweatshops.
I’d pee in that horse.
That girl’s skin is so leathery even Leatherface couldn’t make chili out of her.
That girl’s skin is so leathery Ed Gein gave up.
That girl’s skin is so leathery that she could put the lotion on it AND get the hose but it still wouldn’t help.
Like a womp rat, the target is an opening about a meter across.
Mr. Dark Sock:
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Is this pic part of a new feature on the site, Really Unattractive Douches / Bleeths Thursday ? Just wondering. Keep up the great work.
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Sincerely,
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MDPI
I’d womp her rat hole.
I’d take off her restraining bolt.
I’d strangle her JarJar…..wait.
I’d nookie her wookie.
I’d let her mynocks chew on my cable.
That girl’s skin is so leathery Samurai Scrote made snowshoes out of her, and then climbed Mt. Everest…twice, blindfolded, walking backwards.
I knew I’d seen this guy before
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http://foodgodbb.tripod.com/beavis.jpg
I’d Force my way into her Dark Side.
Her skin is so leathery her chaps are made of stucco.
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I’m not sure I know what that means.
Her skin is so leathery, Ricardo Montalban asked Herve Villechaize to upholster his Chrysler New Yorker with it.
Her hands are so big, they’d might actually be able to encircle my Jesus-sized member.
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.Member, I says.
That girl’s skin is so leathery she didn’t get tattooed, she got embossed.
The first Star Wars was not named “Episode 4: A New Hope” – at least not when I saw it in the theaters 3 frickin times.
OK, let’s make this fuccen epic…
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That girl’s skin is so leathery Samurai Scrote made golf balls out of it that were used to sink the Titanic during a roof golfing event at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
That girl’s skin is so leathery Samurai Scrote made his own personal jet out of it.
That girl’s skin is so leathery she goes and gets branded instead. Mooo!
Her calves are more muscular than his.
That girl’s skin is so leathery, George Hamilton swore off sunbathing.
That girl’s skin is so leathery, it’s not just leather… it’s CORINTHIAN leather!
Here’s Khan talking about it:
That girl’s skin is so leathery, her pussy is a wallet.
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What?
That girl’s skin is so leathery, she uses saddle soap as anal lube.
That girl’s skin is so leathery, she’s banned from Major League Baseball Games.
That girl’s skin is so leathery, her turds are beef jerky.
That girl’s skin is so leathery, her BMW is upholstered in cotton.
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OK, file that one next to Baron’s “stucco” comment…
And yes, it is incestuous commenting on one’s own post. But if incest is wrong, then….um, well, incest IS wrong.
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What were we talking about?
Her skin is so leathery vegans won’t go down on her.
Her skin is so leathery she made Donatella Versace say “eeyew.”
Her skin is so leathery her stripper name is RawHeidi.
Her skin is so leathery her Pomeranian chews on her hand to keep its teeth clean.
Her skin is so leathery her Catwoman costume is black paint.
Her skin is so leathery she can catch a line drive with her snooch.
Her skin is so leathery she moisturizes with Armor All.
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I mean Armor All®.
I don’t know why we’re picking on her, really. She’s at least an 8. At least. Her boyfriend, on the other hand, looks like some kind of lizard mantis fresh off of Babylon 5 that’s about to burst out of his skin and lay eggs in her throat.
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That’s not a funny as leathery skin, though. Do go on.
Orange or not, dat azz would look nasty pale. Cottage cheese.
Baron @ 9:55, ftw.
CB Popped, I was thinking 9:56 p.m. w/ “RawHeidi,” but with BVG, anything is suitable.
How does leathery orange skin looks when it jiggles? I’d be curious to know.
Her skin is so leathery you can see the marks on her back where they started cutting bridles from.
Her skin is so leathery there’s probably a piece of it in Mr. White’s and Medusa’s playpen with a handle attached to it.
leathery or not that is a fine/prime keester….& I would bury at least half of my head in it…the front half!
Her skin is so leathery,Buffalo Bill drools to make a vest out of that.
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Silence of the Lambs
I don’t know if it’s the angle of the pic or what but the blonde has the look and proportions of a midget. Her head is way too large for that little body. The ass wipe on the right looks like he had his brains fried from eating too much lead based paint.