Thursday, April 5, 2012

Snake Douche points at the womp rat in beggar's canyon

I’d bulls-eye it…

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:59 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

There’s nothing sexier than pointing out the huge cancerous mole on a chick’s back.

1:01 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery she can ride a horse without using a saddle.

1:04 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery she often puts things in her vagina instead of her purse by mistake.

1:08 pm April, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That girls skin is so leathery he’s pointing her to the ground so he can lounge on her.

1:10 pm April, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery the dude behind her is asking if he can get birkenstocks made out of her.

1:11 pm April, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

And what’s up with the knuckle on her little pinkie? That thing’s starin’ at me!

1:13 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery even Buffalo Bill wouldn’t wear her.

1:14 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery she’s been secreted away and contracted by MLB to supply gloves and balls to all the underprivileged kids in the Dominican Republic academies.

1:15 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

For life.

1:16 pm April, 5 Wheezer said...

Snake Douche? More like iguana.

1:16 pm April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Please let the be a wildfire in the background.

1:17 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery the U.S. government is looking into giving her to native Americans as reparations.

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All tribes.

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Everywhere in the U.S.

1:18 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s knuckle is so big it’s not a sandwich, it’s a hero.

1:18 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery the U.S. Olympic equestrian team just had a group orgasm.

1:19 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s knuckle is so big when she flips someone off there’s a full solar eclipse.

1:20 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery it’s going to be the featured interior of all Chrysler Jeep Cherokees from now on.

1:20 pm April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I couldn’t even doggie style and paper bag it, knowing that just a few microns of cellulose pulp separate me from that Stygian horror.

1:21 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery that every Italian shoemaker just let out an exasperated cry and stabbed themselves with an awl.

1:22 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery that the Kuntrashians are trying to get her to visit one of their Asian sweatshops.

1:24 pm April, 5 The Dude said...

I’d pee in that horse.

1:25 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery even Leatherface couldn’t make chili out of her.

1:28 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery Ed Gein gave up.

1:29 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery that she could put the lotion on it AND get the hose but it still wouldn’t help.

1:31 pm April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Like a womp rat, the target is an opening about a meter across.

1:31 pm April, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mr. Dark Sock:

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Is this pic part of a new feature on the site, Really Unattractive Douches / Bleeths Thursday ? Just wondering. Keep up the great work.

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Sincerely,

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MDPI

1:32 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’d womp her rat hole.

1:32 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’d take off her restraining bolt.

1:33 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’d strangle her JarJar…..wait.

1:34 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’d nookie her wookie.

1:35 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’d let her mynocks chew on my cable.

1:35 pm April, 5 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery Samurai Scrote made snowshoes out of her, and then climbed Mt. Everest…twice, blindfolded, walking backwards.

1:36 pm April, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I knew I’d seen this guy before

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http://foodgodbb.tripod.com/beavis.jpg

1:36 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’d Force my way into her Dark Side.

1:41 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery her chaps are made of stucco.

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I’m not sure I know what that means.

1:58 pm April, 5 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Her skin is so leathery, Ricardo Montalban asked Herve Villechaize to upholster his Chrysler New Yorker with it.

1:59 pm April, 5 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Her hands are so big, they’d might actually be able to encircle my Jesus-sized member.

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.Member, I says.

2:14 pm April, 5 Southern Scrotic said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery she didn’t get tattooed, she got embossed.

2:15 pm April, 5 Retard said...

The first Star Wars was not named “Episode 4: A New Hope” – at least not when I saw it in the theaters 3 frickin times.

2:28 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK, let’s make this fuccen epic…

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That girl’s skin is so leathery Samurai Scrote made golf balls out of it that were used to sink the Titanic during a roof golfing event at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

2:29 pm April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery Samurai Scrote made his own personal jet out of it.

2:39 pm April, 5 Stephanie said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery she goes and gets branded instead. Mooo!

3:26 pm April, 5 Steve said...

Her calves are more muscular than his.

3:55 pm April, 5 Wheezer said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, George Hamilton swore off sunbathing.

7:45 pm April, 5 troy tempest said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, it’s not just leather… it’s CORINTHIAN leather!

7:47 pm April, 5 troy tempest said...

Here’s Khan talking about it:

8:38 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, her pussy is a wallet.

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What?

8:39 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, she uses saddle soap as anal lube.

8:39 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, she’s banned from Major League Baseball Games.

8:40 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, her turds are beef jerky.

8:40 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

That girl’s skin is so leathery, her BMW is upholstered in cotton.

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OK, file that one next to Baron’s “stucco” comment…

8:41 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

And yes, it is incestuous commenting on one’s own post. But if incest is wrong, then….um, well, incest IS wrong.

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What were we talking about?

9:52 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery vegans won’t go down on her.

9:55 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery she made Donatella Versace say “eeyew.”

9:56 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery her stripper name is RawHeidi.

9:57 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery her Pomeranian chews on her hand to keep its teeth clean.

11:12 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery her Catwoman costume is black paint.

11:13 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery she can catch a line drive with her snooch.

11:15 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her skin is so leathery she moisturizes with Armor All.

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I mean Armor All®.

11:20 pm April, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

I don’t know why we’re picking on her, really. She’s at least an 8. At least. Her boyfriend, on the other hand, looks like some kind of lizard mantis fresh off of Babylon 5 that’s about to burst out of his skin and lay eggs in her throat.

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That’s not a funny as leathery skin, though. Do go on.

1:01 am April, 6 Nostradouchus said...

Orange or not, dat azz would look nasty pale. Cottage cheese.

5:05 am April, 6 CB Popped said...

Baron @ 9:55, ftw.

5:17 am April, 6 Wheezer said...

CB Popped, I was thinking 9:56 p.m. w/ “RawHeidi,” but with BVG, anything is suitable.

6:48 am April, 6 Wheezer said...

How does leathery orange skin looks when it jiggles? I’d be curious to know.

6:54 am April, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her skin is so leathery you can see the marks on her back where they started cutting bridles from.

6:55 am April, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her skin is so leathery there’s probably a piece of it in Mr. White’s and Medusa’s playpen with a handle attached to it.

7:51 am April, 6 creature said...

leathery or not that is a fine/prime keester….& I would bury at least half of my head in it…the front half!

9:47 pm April, 6 Stephanie said...

Her skin is so leathery,Buffalo Bill drools to make a vest out of that.

Silence of the Lambs

9:11 pm April, 7 Little Willie said...

I don’t know if it’s the angle of the pic or what but the blonde has the look and proportions of a midget. Her head is way too large for that little body. The ass wipe on the right looks like he had his brains fried from eating too much lead based paint.

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