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- In memoriam: bcs
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It likes exotic Panamanian wanna hump hump sailor bars!
It’s Sinbad the Sailor, from a simpler time when Persians were just Englishmen with chin fung and spray tans.
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Sinbad is offering the clip the merkins of the Anwar sisters, who just finished a shopping trip to Ripped Dress Barn.
well, at least his moustache is smiling in presence of hotts
The middle one’s boobs are so fake, not even a fakir could deflate them.
Everything about this screams late night Latino channel variety hour. I’m sure he pulls partridges out one of their vaginas while the other two gyrate with enormously browed midgets dancing to some Samba beat until Don Francisco stops the preceedings to plug this week’s “Sábado Gigante”…..<br.
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…. and you can’t look away
He looks ridiculous. I’d fucle the one on the right. Nasty curly haired Mulatta goodness.
So it’s all starting to make sense now about where the Yeeshasaurus got his coat from…
next on Sabado Gigante, “Retard” photoshops out dipshit and faps to P2P hotness
These hotts are a bit of a letdown after the last two. It’s like a marathon blackjack session where you’ve been up and down… then suddenly you make a big bet and get a red queen of expensive dates and the ace of pubic coats. Big win. So you bet even bigger and turn up the ace of heart shaped asses and the jack of douche-tatts. At this point you should lower your bet, but you feel invincible. So, with sweat running down your back and your heart racing, you stack up three piles of chips a foot high and wait for your cards. Only to be dealt a Domino’s coupon for free breadsticks and a pokemon card.
I’m guessing there are at least 3 white Mercedes with vanity plates riffing on a bitch-princess theme in the parking lot of this fine establishment.
Behold, the Yeeshasaurus cometh:
http://www.vibeinternational.com/model/large/7638.jpg
I like the perplexed faces of nearly everyone in the crowd.
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alas my skullduggery could not uncover any more pics of the hindustanislavic hottie.
@ Dude Mac
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About 5 years ago, was at a rowdy 4:00 AM craps table in Harrah’s , Vegas, when they changed the $5 minimum to $25 to try shut us the fuck up and down. We were kicking their ass . And by we I mean 5 dudes I never met before but felt like they were my brothers. Cigars and whiskey were our nourishment
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We were farting around throwing $5 chips out of nowhere on “Midnight, bitches!” and “Snake Assed Eyes” and hitting them ( 30-1), along with every other number much to the chagrin of the harried pit boss seated in front of his dwindling chip stacks….. seriously my original $100 buy in looked like $1200+…..
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So when it moved to $25, so did we, continuing to tip the shit outta the croupiers. When the dice came to me I held them for half an hour, doubling what I had . I’ve never had so many green and black chips in front of me, ever. Ever I says .. Up until that point in my life I had never had a black on the line with $500 odds behind it
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So I said to the boss, “You want this carnage to stop? Comp us all in the steak house for dinner tonight..” I was tired and ready to go anyway
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In no time I was holding a $200 chit for “The Range” and three geezles in chips looking for the exit
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True story
Let’s hope he starts running with those scissors.
If the girl with the giant fake tits in the middle is called Skittles, I like ’em too. Big and fake and wrapped to go! Well, not really. But it’s fun to entertain the idea, by which I mean I “entertained” the idea.
^Vin
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About 9 months ago I’m at a carnival that was part of a festival I was booking the entertainment for. Fuck Collective Soul sucked. Anyway, I’m at the Lion’s Club charity Crown and Anchor kiosk and bet a Toonie, that’s a two dollar coin here, on triple spades. Won six bucks and bought a couple of loaded hot dogs and got food poisoning along with my 4 year old. True story.
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Carnies
He robs from the rich and gives to his whores.
@Vin, whether it’s booze, chicks, or gambling, few people know when it’s time to hit the showers (me included). That must have been one tasty victory steak.
This is the first time Captain Morgan has appeared in public without wearing his hat. The chicks still want a little Captain in them…
Colective Soul fucking sux.
Seriously, what’s with the scissors ?
Select your douche facial hair here: http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/the-many-mustaches-of-guy-fawkes/
He needs to run with the scissors,and trip. His real job is playing one of the three musketeers.
Guy Fuckks?
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One of the Three Musky Peers?
I’m looking at the bolt-ons on the chick in the middle. Are those stretch marks or is that her shirt?
Rasputin reincarnate!