Wednesday, May 30, 2012
The Greasepitz Are Always Happy
Still out there.
Still Orange.
Still tattooing sanskrit prayers on their pec muscles.
Sorority Hott Hawaiian Tropic Hannah deserves better. Especially for offering Sheen Cleavite hint of boobie suckle.
They’re happy because the “meet and greet” is now over, and it’s time for them to share in a private “meat and teat” with each other in the dressing room.
“Sheen Cleavite hint of boobie suckle” is awesome!!!
The look of satisfaction on these three is defeating my will to live.
Hi! I’m “Exxon” and this is “Valdez” ! We will welcome a fourth for our circle jerk. Is it you? or you? or YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?
I’m not at all in favor of Hawaiian Tropic finalists wearing neoprene wetsuit dresses. Proper attire is bikini, micro bikini, or full on nude. F this noise and F the greasepitz, who I am sure all to happy to have this hottie overly dressed.
Wow I just clicked something and I was back in 2008. Some of you were there. Where’s Flyteeth and Crucial and Boatbutter and Wedgie?
Have they been captured by the enema? Have thwy been turned against us? Have they no shame?
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They dn’t fucing care.
Fuck!
Miss Hawaiian Tropics AND getting manhandled by two paid to pose hotts. Some ladies have all the luck. This is what your wives ate doing with your money guys. Soak it in.
@ Rev Chad
Pfah?
Hopefully their tarmal has not run out.
DB1 –
I respectfully disagree. She doesn’t deserve better. Live by the slimey doucheplasm, die by the slimey doucheplasm.
Crucial Head! We need you dude!
God these assholes have shelf-life.
Someone hacked my cell phone and now my NSFW sex videos of me and Jennifer Love Hewitt”> and Jessica Alba have hit the internet .
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My cocck looks spectactular, however, so I’ve got that going for me
Well, I meant this: http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/jennifer-love-hewitt-handjob-video
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This : http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/jessica-alba-sex-tape-video
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Lost all the comedy now didn’t . Fuccen no-linking asshole websites
Ms. Hawaiian Tropic is going to have grease marks on her dress not unlike a couch bearing the residue of someone who wears Soul-Glo in their hair. I don’t feel bad for her, though. She needs to think about the company she keeps.
I’m pretty sure Hannah is: http://www.modelmayhem.com/1333179
Check her flickr page.
holy shite that Alba can’t be real can it?
I have a feeling she’s no stranger to brotein fresh from the douche nozzle.
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I’m pretty sure talcum powder and most things containing a surfactant are like kryptonite to this butter sweating buffoon.
And two seconds later she slid onto the floor.
Jared “Crazy Eye Killar” fled the scene at the thought of touching lady flesh, leaving his fellow greasepitz to fend for themselves.
Hawaiian Tropic contest–that means two layers under that fresh glow is this, just waiting to be revealed.
I actually like the greasepitz and vote notadouche. I agree that they possess many of the telltale signs but they have friendly faces. Doucheness is an attitude. I know plenty of douches sans silly tats and fake tans. Prove them wrong greasepitz! All you really need are shirts.
I’d remain anonymous too if I had such a stooopid opinion.
Get a job!