Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Greasepitz Are Always Happy

The Greasepitz.

Still out there.

Still Orange.

Still tattooing sanskrit prayers on their pec muscles.

Sorority Hott Hawaiian Tropic Hannah deserves better. Especially for offering Sheen Cleavite hint of boobie suckle.

# posted by douchebag1
12:09 pm May, 30 Wheezer said...

They’re happy because the “meet and greet” is now over, and it’s time for them to share in a private “meat and teat” with each other in the dressing room.

12:16 pm May, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Sheen Cleavite hint of boobie suckle” is awesome!!!

12:17 pm May, 30 The Dude said...

The look of satisfaction on these three is defeating my will to live.

12:28 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Hi! I’m “Exxon” and this is “Valdez” ! We will welcome a fourth for our circle jerk. Is it you? or you? or YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?

12:36 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m not at all in favor of Hawaiian Tropic finalists wearing neoprene wetsuit dresses. Proper attire is bikini, micro bikini, or full on nude. F this noise and F the greasepitz, who I am sure all to happy to have this hottie overly dressed.

12:36 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow I just clicked something and I was back in 2008. Some of you were there. Where’s Flyteeth and Crucial and Boatbutter and Wedgie?

Have they been captured by the enema? Have thwy been turned against us? Have they no shame?

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They dn’t fucing care.

Fuck!

12:38 pm May, 30 Full-baked Maroon said...

Miss Hawaiian Tropics AND getting manhandled by two paid to pose hotts. Some ladies have all the luck. This is what your wives ate doing with your money guys. Soak it in.

12:42 pm May, 30 Douche Wayne said...

@ Rev Chad

Pfah?

Hopefully their tarmal has not run out.

12:44 pm May, 30 Douche Wayne said...

DB1 –

I respectfully disagree. She doesn’t deserve better. Live by the slimey doucheplasm, die by the slimey doucheplasm.

12:45 pm May, 30 The Dude said...

Crucial Head! We need you dude!

1:01 pm May, 30 CB Popped said...

God these assholes have shelf-life.

1:19 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Someone hacked my cell phone and now my NSFW sex videos of me and Jennifer Love Hewitt”> and Jessica Alba have hit the internet .

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My cocck looks spectactular, however, so I’ve got that going for me

1:23 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Well, I meant this: http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/jennifer-love-hewitt-handjob-video

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This : http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/jessica-alba-sex-tape-video

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Lost all the comedy now didn’t . Fuccen no-linking asshole websites

1:31 pm May, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

Ms. Hawaiian Tropic is going to have grease marks on her dress not unlike a couch bearing the residue of someone who wears Soul-Glo in their hair. I don’t feel bad for her, though. She needs to think about the company she keeps.

1:31 pm May, 30 Douchekebob said...

I’m pretty sure Hannah is: http://www.modelmayhem.com/1333179

Check her flickr page.

1:33 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

holy shite that Alba can’t be real can it?

1:50 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I have a feeling she’s no stranger to brotein fresh from the douche nozzle.

I’m pretty sure talcum powder and most things containing a surfactant are like kryptonite to this butter sweating buffoon.

2:24 pm May, 30 Stephanie said...

And two seconds later she slid onto the floor.

3:08 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jared “Crazy Eye Killar” fled the scene at the thought of touching lady flesh, leaving his fellow greasepitz to fend for themselves.

5:45 pm May, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Hawaiian Tropic contest–that means two layers under that fresh glow is this, just waiting to be revealed.

10:56 pm May, 30 Anonymous said...

I actually like the greasepitz and vote notadouche. I agree that they possess many of the telltale signs but they have friendly faces. Doucheness is an attitude. I know plenty of douches sans silly tats and fake tans. Prove them wrong greasepitz! All you really need are shirts.

2:19 am May, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’d remain anonymous too if I had such a stooopid opinion.

8:34 pm May, 31 Ted Brogan said...

Get a job!

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