Tuesday, May 8, 2012
The Voguegina and Furry Amanda Strike a Pose
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it, Vag!
Thank Tebus for Furry Amanda swollen mamm. An army of CGI rendered infants await suckle.
As to the Voguegina, I haven’t seen doucheface that angularly pudly since Max Headroom was painted by Georges Braque.
Yeah, whaddaya want, Petrarchian love sonnet creativity? It’s a Tuesday.
Those CGI babies will be pleased with her pibbles I can surmise that much. Great creepy post DB1.
“and then I just stuck my head right in his ass… like this”
Slurps
Enormous
Nutsacks
Ice ice baby, take it home. Nice to see Van Winkle is still out there.
His bracelet says, “SEMEN”
He bought the last fucken pair of Blue-Blockers!
He said he wants to get into her “Box.” So he puts his hands into the shape of a box. He’s just not that smart.
As you can see, he failed Film School.
“I put my right hand up to block it, but the splooge hit me right here on the neck.”
I am glad Amanda mashed her fun-bags together for our amusement. You get a sticker Amanda, now scurry home and clean the kitchen.
I… got….. nada.
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Bye kids, and remember to brush your teeth, and eat your broccoli.
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ASvB
Stop trying to kill me man! These pictures are way harsh lately. What did I ever do to you except talk about Mulattas a bit too much one day when I had 10 too many? Son. Mulattas, I says.
They look like a couple you read about in the paper that was caught drugging people to steal thier organs, look at the crazy look she has on her face, it’s the Mayan Eye of I bet you have healthy kidneys.
No mention of the Zooey Deschanel at a San Fran Giants game hat? It’s either that or a Tribble is birthing her right before our eyes
RevChad’s mellow is being seriously harshed people. I think this calls for AssPear of some kind. Now if the person of Jewish decent that is running this thing could loosen up the ass purse strings a little bit perhaps the next post could contain a buttocks for our resident man of the cloth.
he’s a tool…she’s a dormroom handpuppet
…dinja just love those dormroom handpuppets back in the day?
…I would make her speak in tongues whilst he went to ‘knock back a few with the bros’
“Touch my monkey! Liebe meine Apschminki!”
“Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!”
vin, thats polar bear placenta dhe’s wearing as a sheitel
she’s
sheesh…stupid midday bottle of bourbon
Mmmmm….Furry Amanda’s swollen mamms.
Swallows
Every
Nut
@ Creature
“Dormroom Handpuppet” YES!
can we now label “http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tom-brady-got-another-haircut-time-fauxhawk-160203562.html”>Tom Brady douche?
Tom Brady = douche?
or just unshaven handsome rich athlete with stupid haircut…married to uber-hot supermodel?
a-HEM, Christina Hendricks is still red , curvy and very buxom-y
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I pulled a left nut muscle looking at these, now I’m on the 15 day DL
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Moneyballers
Those ASS-holes, go HERE
^Belen Rodriquez likes oral sex. I already gave the Mrs. oral today as a nooner but couldn’t get a bone due to my chronic pain which leads me to acheive only two mercurial erections a week. I think I could acheive an extra erection with Belen the dirty, dirty girl.
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Don’t fall for that Christina Aqualunga sex tape.
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Fellow pervertresses
Tom Brady, autodouche.
Tom Couglin, Genius.
Tom Brady harshes my mellow. Phootball is phor phags.
^once again=idiot
Everybody deserves a One Duck Lip pass. The doucheyness starts when you look at that picture of yourself making duck lips, or — well, shit, he could’ve practiced that in the mirror.
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That is NOT why mirrors or cameras were invented! Capiche?
I’ve been staring at this picture and got nothing. The vacuousness off their expressions has erased my mind and has left me numb and woozy. Kind of like how I feel after 5 bourbon and gingers and faking an orgasm.
Boss, it’s not ~a~ Tuesday, it’s ~this~ Tuesday! Quack!! Dude’s framing his duck lip pose; Mucha Voguegina!
Props for the Max-Braque tie-in, though. Maybe it’s ~just~ Tuesday.
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Or, Titty Tuesday
new hall-of-hott category: the “i dont give a damn what the bottom half of her body looks like i would spend eternity praying to her dirty laundry just to be her 100% platonic roommate for 3 weeks” hott.
Pretty girl wearing funny hat = riot in bed. Smug DB is not worthy of Amanda’s graces.
Framing gay and dumbass.