Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The Voguegina and Furry Amanda Strike a Pose

Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it, Vag!

Thank Tebus for Furry Amanda swollen mamm. An army of CGI rendered infants await suckle.

As to the Voguegina, I haven’t seen doucheface that angularly pudly since Max Headroom was painted by Georges Braque.

Yeah, whaddaya want, Petrarchian love sonnet creativity? It’s a Tuesday.

# posted by douchebag1
12:17 pm May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Those CGI babies will be pleased with her pibbles I can surmise that much. Great creepy post DB1.

12:19 pm May, 8 jonezy said...

“and then I just stuck my head right in his ass… like this”

12:32 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Slurps

Enormous

Nutsacks

12:41 pm May, 8 bruinflak said...

Ice ice baby, take it home. Nice to see Van Winkle is still out there.

12:58 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

His bracelet says, “SEMEN”

12:59 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

He bought the last fucken pair of Blue-Blockers!

1:01 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

He said he wants to get into her “Box.” So he puts his hands into the shape of a box. He’s just not that smart.

1:02 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

As you can see, he failed Film School.

1:04 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

“I put my right hand up to block it, but the splooge hit me right here on the neck.”

1:05 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

I am glad Amanda mashed her fun-bags together for our amusement. You get a sticker Amanda, now scurry home and clean the kitchen.

1:09 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

I… got….. nada.

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Bye kids, and remember to brush your teeth, and eat your broccoli.

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ASvB

1:14 pm May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stop trying to kill me man! These pictures are way harsh lately. What did I ever do to you except talk about Mulattas a bit too much one day when I had 10 too many? Son. Mulattas, I says.

1:21 pm May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They look like a couple you read about in the paper that was caught drugging people to steal thier organs, look at the crazy look she has on her face, it’s the Mayan Eye of I bet you have healthy kidneys.

1:21 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

No mention of the Zooey Deschanel at a San Fran Giants game hat? It’s either that or a Tribble is birthing her right before our eyes

1:34 pm May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

RevChad’s mellow is being seriously harshed people. I think this calls for AssPear of some kind. Now if the person of Jewish decent that is running this thing could loosen up the ass purse strings a little bit perhaps the next post could contain a buttocks for our resident man of the cloth.

1:41 pm May, 8 creature said...

he’s a tool…she’s a dormroom handpuppet

…dinja just love those dormroom handpuppets back in the day?

1:43 pm May, 8 creature said...

…I would make her speak in tongues whilst he went to ‘knock back a few with the bros’

1:45 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

“Touch my monkey! Liebe meine Apschminki!”

1:46 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

“Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!”

1:53 pm May, 8 creature said...

vin, thats polar bear placenta dhe’s wearing as a sheitel

1:54 pm May, 8 creature said...

she’s

sheesh…stupid midday bottle of bourbon

1:54 pm May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm….Furry Amanda’s swollen mamms.

1:55 pm May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Swallows

Every

Nut

1:55 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

@ Creature

“Dormroom Handpuppet” YES!

2:02 pm May, 8 creature said...

Tom Brady = douche?

2:04 pm May, 8 creature said...

or just unshaven handsome rich athlete with stupid haircut…married to uber-hot supermodel?

2:05 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

a-HEM, Christina Hendricks is still red , curvy and very buxom-y

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I pulled a left nut muscle looking at these, now I’m on the 15 day DL

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Moneyballers

2:06 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Those ASS-holes, go HERE

3:55 pm May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Belen Rodriquez likes oral sex. I already gave the Mrs. oral today as a nooner but couldn’t get a bone due to my chronic pain which leads me to acheive only two mercurial erections a week. I think I could acheive an extra erection with Belen the dirty, dirty girl.

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Don’t fall for that Christina Aqualunga sex tape.

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Fellow pervertresses

3:58 pm May, 8 CB Popped said...

Tom Brady, autodouche.

Tom Couglin, Genius.

4:08 pm May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Tom Brady harshes my mellow. Phootball is phor phags.

4:16 pm May, 8 creature said...

^once again=idiot

4:36 pm May, 8 The Dude said...

Everybody deserves a One Duck Lip pass. The doucheyness starts when you look at that picture of yourself making duck lips, or — well, shit, he could’ve practiced that in the mirror.

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That is NOT why mirrors or cameras were invented! Capiche?

4:56 pm May, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

I’ve been staring at this picture and got nothing. The vacuousness off their expressions has erased my mind and has left me numb and woozy. Kind of like how I feel after 5 bourbon and gingers and faking an orgasm.

5:17 pm May, 8 The Dude said...

Boss, it’s not ~a~ Tuesday, it’s ~this~ Tuesday! Quack!! Dude’s framing his duck lip pose; Mucha Voguegina!

5:20 pm May, 8 The Dude said...

Props for the Max-Braque tie-in, though. Maybe it’s ~just~ Tuesday.

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Or, Titty Tuesday

5:20 pm May, 8 crazy-sexy-douche said...

new hall-of-hott category: the “i dont give a damn what the bottom half of her body looks like i would spend eternity praying to her dirty laundry just to be her 100% platonic roommate for 3 weeks” hott.

7:38 pm May, 8 Sofa King said...

Pretty girl wearing funny hat = riot in bed. Smug DB is not worthy of Amanda’s graces.

11:32 am May, 9 Stephanie said...

Framing gay and dumbass.

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