Thursday, June 7, 2012
American Herpster
Flag crotch, irono ‘stache, and cheap beer punch Lady Liberty in the ladybits.
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- creature
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- the douche is alright
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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His second chin is older than she is.
Ever do any stunt work for Ron Burgundy?
Does this somehow qualify as desecration of the American flag?
Well, Ain’t that America?
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Good move not posting this on D-day, DB1.
This flag is OK to burn – in place.
If you turn the knife horizontally the blade goes right on through those glasses’ slots.
And I would like to mount Spinderella on my ugly dwarf. She is all sorts of spinner goo-catchery.
It’s the Fourth of Fool-eye.
Under that Speedo is his wardrobe for Groundhog Day
I bet back in the day he rocked a mean ass mullet and did some killer red light drag racing burnouts agains 80’s Reaganite yuppie scrotes in beamers with a tuned up IROC-Z.
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“…Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it’s not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low…”
That drummer for the Chili Peppers sure can pull some tail. I think his name is Chad?
Criss Angel just pulled that aluminum bud light bottle out of his ass. You can tell by the half smile.
That’s my C.P.A. , Russell.
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That photo is on his desk next his mom’s Glamour Shot from the mall , the kids-in-braces school pics and the wife re-enacting the whipped cream scene in Varsity Blues.
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Russell’s pretty cool, he found me an extra $1250 on last year’s tax return. I bought him the Speedo and headband as a gag gift for his vacation. I don’t know about you but it sure makes me gag
Looks like Stan Stankowski, the maintenance engineer (read: janitor) from my office building. Guy cuts loose in Vegas once a year and talks about it the rest. “Dem gals down der in Vegas knows hows to party”
Bleethed. Fucking yikes!
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http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/31/that-70s-show-arrested-lisa-robin-kelly/
Red white and poo. FWIW, this is how I pictured RevChad on walkabout, only with the Canadian flag instead.
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I know I asked for some Vas Defs Reveal, but this is not what I had in mind.
Under “things you find while looking for other things”, there is this (NSFW). I can’t remember what I was originally looking for.
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And Rev, bleethed indeed. Fucking yikes! indeed. Although that train pulled in and out and in and out of the station years ago.
Is that the dude from Park & Recreation?
Celebrity mugshots are the best
Dude’s rocking a sweet 70’s porn stache. No Herpster for him. Just a guy in Vegas partying with his actual wife.
I bet he has a bitchin pontoon boat down on the bayou.
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Swamp people
Or what’s that thing called on the ballsac where the two balls are fused together? Whatever that thing is called Reveal would be a welcome sight for me and the other ladies on here.
Dumb as a rock and hung like a bug is no way to go through life, although it looks like this guy might be making it work.
This guy contributes to herpster culture. But the next guy is worse.
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Looks like he lost a bet.
Fused balls
This guy is jaking it if he doesn’t have the back of that suit up his ass crack flashing his hairy cheeks
also – the meaningless dutch tilt.
A young Ron Jeremy mere microseconds after his first full body waxing.
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Hedgehogs
That be the septum, Drueche. Close inspection will show that it shares a common line with the frenulum in the north and the perinuem in the south. Any good felatrix will know this.
‘dutch tilt’ ftw
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boom!
Ohhh say can you see …
No, I can’t. Not anymore, after seeing this atrocity. Thanks, DB1.
@ Nancy 1:39pm –
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Don’t listen to Dude McC; he’s Albanian. That line is Vesling’s line. It’s a raphe (pronounced “RAIF”) that results from the closure and fusing of the scrotum toward the midline during a particular phase of fetal development. It marks the position of the septum scroti, a wall of connective tissue inside that separates your scrotum into two halves, each of which contains a testis.
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Jackists.
Ah, come on. This guy is obviously rockin’ it ironic in a Joey Ryan sort of way.
I’m letting him off the hook.
@Sock, as I suspected, a felatrix would know a lot about this.
He’s one of the missing, never talked about Village People.
Should be deloused,stuffed in a crate & shipped to Tierra Del Fuego.