Thursday, June 7, 2012

American Herpster

Flag crotch, irono ‘stache, and cheap beer punch Lady Liberty in the ladybits.

# posted by douchebag1
12:07 pm June, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

His second chin is older than she is.

12:07 pm June, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ever do any stunt work for Ron Burgundy?

12:08 pm June, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Does this somehow qualify as desecration of the American flag?

12:09 pm June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Well, Ain’t that America?

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Good move not posting this on D-day, DB1.

12:12 pm June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

This flag is OK to burn – in place.

12:13 pm June, 7 DarkSock said...

If you turn the knife horizontally the blade goes right on through those glasses’ slots.

12:14 pm June, 7 DarkSock said...

And I would like to mount Spinderella on my ugly dwarf. She is all sorts of spinner goo-catchery.

12:15 pm June, 7 fatness said...

It’s the Fourth of Fool-eye.

12:16 pm June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Under that Speedo is his wardrobe for Groundhog Day

12:19 pm June, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I bet back in the day he rocked a mean ass mullet and did some killer red light drag racing burnouts agains 80’s Reaganite yuppie scrotes in beamers with a tuned up IROC-Z.

“…Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it’s not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low…”

12:21 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That drummer for the Chili Peppers sure can pull some tail. I think his name is Chad?

12:25 pm June, 7 jonezy said...

Criss Angel just pulled that aluminum bud light bottle out of his ass. You can tell by the half smile.

12:27 pm June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

That’s my C.P.A. , Russell.

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That photo is on his desk next his mom’s Glamour Shot from the mall , the kids-in-braces school pics and the wife re-enacting the whipped cream scene in Varsity Blues.

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Russell’s pretty cool, he found me an extra $1250 on last year’s tax return. I bought him the Speedo and headband as a gag gift for his vacation. I don’t know about you but it sure makes me gag

12:29 pm June, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Looks like Stan Stankowski, the maintenance engineer (read: janitor) from my office building. Guy cuts loose in Vegas once a year and talks about it the rest. “Dem gals down der in Vegas knows hows to party”

12:38 pm June, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Red white and poo. FWIW, this is how I pictured RevChad on walkabout, only with the Canadian flag instead.

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I know I asked for some Vas Defs Reveal, but this is not what I had in mind.

12:46 pm June, 7 fatness said...

Under “things you find while looking for other things”, there is this (NSFW). I can’t remember what I was originally looking for.

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And Rev, bleethed indeed. Fucking yikes! indeed. Although that train pulled in and out and in and out of the station years ago.

12:48 pm June, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is that the dude from Park & Recreation?

12:57 pm June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Celebrity mugshots are the best

1:31 pm June, 7 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Dude’s rocking a sweet 70’s porn stache. No Herpster for him. Just a guy in Vegas partying with his actual wife.

I bet he has a bitchin pontoon boat down on the bayou.

Swamp people

1:39 pm June, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Or what’s that thing called on the ballsac where the two balls are fused together? Whatever that thing is called Reveal would be a welcome sight for me and the other ladies on here.

1:51 pm June, 7 Sofa King said...

Dumb as a rock and hung like a bug is no way to go through life, although it looks like this guy might be making it work.

1:57 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy contributes to herpster culture. But the next guy is worse.

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2:04 pm June, 7 Stage 5 Clinger said...

Looks like he lost a bet.

Fused balls

2:05 pm June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

This guy is jaking it if he doesn’t have the back of that suit up his ass crack flashing his hairy cheeks

3:15 pm June, 7 troy tempest said...

also – the meaningless dutch tilt.

3:39 pm June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A young Ron Jeremy mere microseconds after his first full body waxing.

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Hedgehogs

5:41 pm June, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That be the septum, Drueche. Close inspection will show that it shares a common line with the frenulum in the north and the perinuem in the south. Any good felatrix will know this.

5:53 pm June, 7 The Dude said...

‘dutch tilt’ ftw

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boom!

6:28 pm June, 7 Morbo said...

Ohhh say can you see …

No, I can’t. Not anymore, after seeing this atrocity. Thanks, DB1.

7:01 am June, 8 DarkSock said...

@ Nancy 1:39pm –

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Don’t listen to Dude McC; he’s Albanian. That line is Vesling’s line. It’s a raphe (pronounced “RAIF”) that results from the closure and fusing of the scrotum toward the midline during a particular phase of fetal development. It marks the position of the septum scroti, a wall of connective tissue inside that separates your scrotum into two halves, each of which contains a testis.

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Jackists.

7:14 am June, 8 kneejerk said...

Ah, come on. This guy is obviously rockin’ it ironic in a Joey Ryan sort of way.

I’m letting him off the hook.

8:30 am June, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Sock, as I suspected, a felatrix would know a lot about this.

2:00 pm June, 8 Stephanie said...

He’s one of the missing, never talked about Village People.

3:48 pm June, 8 Wolfram74 said...

Should be deloused,stuffed in a crate & shipped to Tierra Del Fuego.

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