Thursday, June 28, 2012
The Craptastropher
It’s a craptastrophy.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
next, please.
I hope she has a thin, shallow vagina.
Like her thin shallow sideshow. Fuck me. Time to get drunk.
Hands down winner of Most Trashcan Worthy to the Head. Write it down.
His diva cup/cod piece is showing.
–
http://www.divacup.com/
that tranny on the right kind of looks like a dude, no?
No no no no no nonononononono NO.
.
Just because the hag is pretty, it doesn’t mean we waive the exemption for gays. Save the indignation for when it’s righteous, boys and girls.
The Nazca lines on his face mark where the intergalactic space phallus will land and insert itself down to its ball shaped thrusters on December 21st of this year.
Lady Gaga must be stopped!
Pear. Must. Have. Pear.
I smell feces
Sonja’s boobs are STILL great.
He’s a fire-sharter, twisted fire-sharter
Sonja’s boobs have the ability to cure the silliness of the Craptastopher and by silliness I mean he might be Ghey.
Lisa was eventually compelled to ask for a full refund from the Michelle Bachmann clinic.
Her pants waist is higher than Reverend Chad at the Burning Man Festival
The more i look at this the more I realize this photo is evil, pure evil I says! I don’t know if even Champagne Katie’s mon pubis could repel such a horrible thing! Just looking at it makes the back of my eyeballs burn white hot! The douchepocalypse has begun!
Ass Pear request answered with page dedicated to “Rebeca Rubio & Her Mighty Fine Ass”
.
.
.
SPF 15
Vin just cost my company 15 minutes of productivity. I demand to have deep meaningful sex with Ms. Rubio’s butt.
.
and mons pubis
.
Dammit now I got mons pubis on the brain…
His pierced chest clits are givin’ me the heebee jeebees.
God bless Vin D’s appreciation for Latina Hotness, speaking of, Spain v Italy this Sunday promises to have lots of smoking hot chicks at the local watering hole cheering on their respective teams. The Spanish contingent was out in full force last Saturday.
.
Carry on
This “guy” must have amazing sphincter control if he can shit out a standing #3 made solely from mustard.
You’re welcome, Son.
@ Et Tu
.
Balotelli = BEAST! So who’s gonna win? The dirty I-talians who cheated their way to the 2006 World Cup OR the put-me-to-fuccen-sleep-because-they-are-so-fuccen-boring-but-have-shitloads-of-misused-talent Spaniards? And no, I’m not gonna bet. ‘Cause every time I bet you on football, (well all one time now), I’ve lost.
@Doc,
I’ll be rooting for Espana, my neighbor is a Catalan and we have been watching the games since the Champions League. I like how they pulled Balotelli so he wouldn’t get another yellow card. Gotta love a university town with tons of foreign exchange students!!!! especially female ones who like to bounce up & down during games whilst getting their drink on.
Craptastropher is a vuvuzela salesman outside of the World Games. Orally transmitted STD’s optional
Meanwhile whilst going through family photos to divvy up with The Ex, I came across this picture of Great Grand-Sock driving one of the first horseless carriages:
.
Motorists.
Yet another reason I’ll be rooting for Spain, scroll down and you’ll see what I mean.
.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4399454/Euro-2012s-fittest-fans.html
Looks like Magneto scored a direct hit on Wolverine with his gay-ray.
Does this mean he got a Craptas Trophy? If so what is a Craptas? Also, I think Tanqueray dulls the senses a wee bit now, don’t it? And I would much prefer to see run of the mill douches that the above type abomination.
.
Tonics
I haven’t seen a peen that small since the shower this morning.
.
.
.Sanduskys
.
.
.(too soon?)
Hey Choad. Seen Wedgie. He’s in San Diego somewhere. I think I might have blown his cover and he left. If you read this Wedgie. Please come back. I got some good chronic and whiskey with the bet money like you said.
Hey Rev Chad: I’ve been in Chicago for over a week, taping a pilot for the Travel Channel. When I become big and famous (like our fearless leader DB1), I promise to remember all the little people….like Wedgie.
Rubio for Vice President! And by that I mean I have a renob! Renob, I says!
@Choad
.
If you want to do Montreal I know the spots. If you want the best pizza in the world you have to come to my humble hometown and try the pizza that gets you a blowie for a slice and a gram of weed. And we have a lux burger bar with a hot owner that shaves her pussy and generous portions of truffles.
.
I can’t remember how I know she shaves her puss but she’s Swiss and hot and here. Son,
@Choad
.
We also have local fish in an unusual Perch Roll with a unique provenance. Poutine of many flavors and a restaurant that serves everything with foie gras (freerange). Montreal smoked meat and Quebec style cheese curds. Get the pilot, we get drunk and full.
Hey Rev Can I come to Canada? I loves me some pizza, Hot Swiss burger bar owners w/shaved clams & I hear you guys still have Hash and by Hash I mean Zero-Zero and or Lebanese Blonde.
Any time Et Tu! We got pizza, woods, anything you may smoke. Swiss burger bar owner is hot but married. But that really is just an obstacle to overcome.
.http://cornwallfreenews.com/2012/06/sarah-freemark-and-ctv-visit-truffles-burger-bar-in-cornwall-ontario-june-27-2012/
Oh yeah burger bar chick. I like the accent.
.
If it wasn’t for her pig nose she’d be perfect like Mrs. Kroeger. Except for the 800 pound weight difference. Fuck you Slimfast you don’t fucking work.
This cannot be unseen.
Again, ~2my of hominid evolution, and here we are.
I’m heading up to Canada for a Truffles burger. I think there would be no better place to have my last meal in the face of the Zombie Apocalypse than eating that broads burger while staring at her shaved pussy.
.
Hommes
I’ll just go ahead an assume the invite to party at RevChad’s Pussy Pavillion will not be extended to me. I should have never shot down his offer to send me drugs through the mail when I first started commenting on here. Damn me and my big mouth. If you others are lucky enough to shit in the Rev’s bathtub please share. Because as we all have learned, what happens at RevChads place gets talked about in excruciating detail.
DB1 slings some nasty photos at us,huh? This is really notta douche,for douches would never do something so goth-like,and he’s not manscaping.
What?
I think I’m starting to get into this whole Euro 2012 thing.
How can we live in
a world where a site takes a
year to upload stuff?
@ Dark Sock
.
Whoa, whao, whao! “Meanwhile whilst going through family photos to divvy up with The Ex”? WTF? Something to stay private or share with the group?
the end is nigh….I’m loading high cap mags and keeping my back against the wall!
How did Danny from Duluth get within a hundred miles of this shit
storm?
These two have a lot on common. Sally and Gaylord both like to guzzle gallons of cum and take it up the ass except Gaylord loves getting sodomized more than Sally. Where do all these faggots come from anyway?
I fear for the future of the human race.
This tool HAS to be unemployable, right?
With an outfit that skimpy, where else can he carry his car keys?
.
Guy in the green shorts is embarrassed to have thought of the same thing.