Monday, July 2, 2012
HCwDB of the Week: The Craptastropher and Debutante Amy
It wasn’t even close.
Garish explosions of ambiguously something something male spectacle in presence of party girl coquettish annoying-hott annoyingness was far too overwhelming an HCwDB cohabit to ignore.
Chalk ’em up for the gulag, and your humb narrs for oatmeal with raisins and a vodka chaser.
Elves are still hacking away at the website innies and outies, so bear with if it’s a little bumpy around here over the next few days. The mock will continue…
The performance of the site runs parallel to the Craptostropher’s choice of top or bottom..
I’m at a freakin’ loss, Rev. Chad. If anyone knows a WordPress expert who can help me figure this out, drop a line…
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– management
Site is running fine for me.
And F me if Craptastic here isn’t a solid #3 hitter for the home team. I’m pretty sure he’s in high heels.
Seems everything’s working on the sight for me except putting YouTubie thingies on the thingy.
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Craptastropher is from WordPress’ “Site Upgrade Processing Help Center and Mind Blowing Computer Stuff We Don’t Even Understand” Dept. .
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His title is “Lederhosen Schmenge”
My post must’ve gone to CK’s Hamptons.
I forgot — since I’m a complete fuckn’ idiot, I forgot that my stunning Hamptons joke was in the next thread.
Somewhere RuPaul is weeping salty fuccen tears black with eyeliner and twinkling with glitter that his personal salad tosser has made HCwDB of the week.
John Largeman is conspicuously absent from this photo.
Somehow I’m logged in as Capt. James T. Douche, and where is the Right Honorable Rev Chad’s avatar?
Magnum Douche here and now I’m logged in as Et Tu Douche ? Cool, I always wanted to be French. Not really.
There, that’s better.
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I’m willing to bet that Craptastropher can insert large pieces of furniture in his ass.
This “update” is reminiscent of that seamless transition from blogger to wordpuss.
I’m logged in as Db1
hot new tattoo trend….artichoke on your chest
It’s confirmed: Anderson Cooper can’t access HCwDB either.
At least AC isn’t a DB. I’ve partied with him, he didn’t make a pass at me. Neither did any of the hotts that night, so I’m not sure it’s a good statistical sample.
If only Saddam was still around to launch his Scuds, we could identify the perfect target for him…….