Monday, July 2, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: The Craptastropher and Debutante Amy

It wasn’t even close.

Garish explosions of ambiguously something something male spectacle in presence of party girl coquettish annoying-hott annoyingness was far too overwhelming an HCwDB cohabit to ignore.

Chalk ’em up for the gulag, and your humb narrs for oatmeal with raisins and a vodka chaser.

Elves are still hacking away at the website innies and outies, so bear with if it’s a little bumpy around here over the next few days. The mock will continue…

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am July, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The performance of the site runs parallel to the Craptostropher’s choice of top or bottom..

9:37 am July, 2 douchebag1 said...

I’m at a freakin’ loss, Rev. Chad. If anyone knows a WordPress expert who can help me figure this out, drop a line…

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– management

9:58 am July, 2 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

Site is running fine for me.

And F me if Craptastic here isn’t a solid #3 hitter for the home team. I’m pretty sure he’s in high heels.

10:27 am July, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Seems everything’s working on the sight for me except putting YouTubie thingies on the thingy.

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Craptastropher is from WordPress’ “Site Upgrade Processing Help Center and Mind Blowing Computer Stuff We Don’t Even Understand” Dept. .

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His title is “Lederhosen Schmenge”

10:31 am July, 2 The Dude said...

My post must’ve gone to CK’s Hamptons.

10:33 am July, 2 The Dude said...

I forgot — since I’m a complete fuckn’ idiot, I forgot that my stunning Hamptons joke was in the next thread.

10:39 am July, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Somewhere RuPaul is weeping salty fuccen tears black with eyeliner and twinkling with glitter that his personal salad tosser has made HCwDB of the week.

10:42 am July, 2 Wheezer said...

John Largeman is conspicuously absent from this photo.

10:53 am July, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Somehow I’m logged in as Capt. James T. Douche, and where is the Right Honorable Rev Chad’s avatar?

11:00 am July, 2 Anonymous said...

Magnum Douche here and now I’m logged in as Et Tu Douche ? Cool, I always wanted to be French. Not really.

11:02 am July, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

There, that’s better.

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I’m willing to bet that Craptastropher can insert large pieces of furniture in his ass.

11:20 am July, 2 hermit said...

This “update” is reminiscent of that seamless transition from blogger to wordpuss.

11:35 am July, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’m logged in as Db1

1:28 pm July, 2 creature said...

hot new tattoo trend….artichoke on your chest

2:41 pm July, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s confirmed: Anderson Cooper can’t access HCwDB either.

8:54 pm July, 2 The Dude said...

At least AC isn’t a DB. I’ve partied with him, he didn’t make a pass at me. Neither did any of the hotts that night, so I’m not sure it’s a good statistical sample.

10:33 pm July, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

If only Saddam was still around to launch his Scuds, we could identify the perfect target for him…….

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