Friday, July 20, 2012

Friday Haiku

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Cindy’s solution
To thwart Gurn’s booger picking;
Now…about those shorts…

His mask was so tight,
His brain blew through top of skull.
It was no great loss.

– hermit

Bleeth’s look says it all:
lie kekko desu (no thanks),
Mr. Roboto

– Dude McCrudeshoes

No face, no shirt? I
Think we’ve seen him here before.
Son Of Tonetta.

– The Reverend “Monkey Hole” Chad Kroeger

 

 

Mercury levels
At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”
Reach toxic level

– Vin Douchal

Man in Maximus
mask screams “are you entertained!?”
By you, sir? No. No.

– Morbo

Sway to the music
Get groped by Galaxian
Burning man still sucks

– Charles Nelson Douchely

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6:22 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His skin doesn’t breath
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

6:24 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They must be from the
South. Only dullards chrome face.
Kentucky Fried lube.

6:24 am July, 20 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Sway to the music
Get groped by Galaxian
Burning man still sucks

6:25 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snit Romney very
Upset at latest Obama
Attacks. Head aflame.

6:26 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who the fuck goes to
See a Batman movie after
Midnight. Lex Shooter.

6:27 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Everything goes bad
On Goldfinger Remake set:
It’s Stinkyfinger!

6:31 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Pudgy Mila and
GSR Ashton take break
From “That Cooties Show”.

6:35 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Douche in iron mask”
by Alexander Dumbass
won’t be read that much.

6:35 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Burning Man came
To a close. The Tin Man and
Whorothy snuggle.

6:37 am July, 20 saulgoode42 said...

Son of Leatherface
Texas Doucehbag Massacre
Cindy knows she’s first

6:37 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flaming faux hawk and
Full face glitter guy always
Get second rate head.

6:38 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gort tries to capture
bleeths for new breeding program.
Finds no resistance.

6:39 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is he wearing a
Mask or is he just happy
To not see her. Son.

6:40 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Back in the eighties
When I used to dress like that
My father beat me.

6:42 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chick looks like exes
Sister. Word to Chromium:]
Swallows and anal.

6:45 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gurn hasn’t eaten
For five days. Carries bootleg
Rations in back pocket.

6:46 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you think the face
Painting was extreme this year
You have to see tatts!

6:47 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As a membrance of
Love he dipped face in smelter.
She hangs bricks from labes.

6:50 am July, 20 FoghornLeghorn said...

Man in the tin mask
looks like he’s dreaming sweet dreams.
Must be the roofies.

6:51 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her matter of fact
Gaze hides true feeling inside.
Glow sticks shoved up ass.

6:52 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This pic is as bad
As Sandusky raping boys.
Well, almost as bad

6:56 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Star Wars reject. This is
Not the prolapsed uterus
He was looking for.

7:00 am July, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Silver mask may hide
Douche face from the world but not
Shame upon his soul

7:01 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bjorn Largeman in
Yellow wonders “Dis is not
Vimbleton you fuck.”

7:13 am July, 20 Morbo said...

Man in Maximus
mask screams “are you entertained!?”
By you, sir? No. No.

7:17 am July, 20 Morbo said...

Hott wakes next day, says,
“who was that masked man?” gave her
roofies, STD

7:33 am July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Baby face Melody
Wonders at her sudden pooch
Could it be Xozer’s?

7:38 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His zinc oxide face
Won’t protect us from Douche Burn
And she does not help.

7:40 am July, 20 hermit said...

His mask was so tight,
His brain blew through top of skull.
It was no great loss.

7:43 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Silver Surfer
Enjoys macking on young bleeths
Her eyes say, “Help me,”

8:08 am July, 20 Morbo said...

New guy wreaks havoc
in the new-look WWE
behold: The Masked Douche!

8:11 am July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleeth’s look says it all:
lie kekko desu (no thanks),
Mr. Roboto

8:15 am July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Huffing silver paint,
Frottering pooch-belly bleeths,
smells like Venice Beach

8:26 am July, 20 Anonymous said...

the blank stare betrays
the mental retardation
of a vapid bleeth.

8:49 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Mercury levels
At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”
Reach toxic level

8:50 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

When they said that he
Looked like goalie for dart board
Vowed pimples no more

8:51 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Squinty silver douche
And boarderline midget chick
Let’s call them “Squidget”

9:00 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No face, no shirt? I
Think we’ve seen him here before.
Son Of Tonetta.

9:03 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The man. The legend.
The father of Foilface. He
Who has no gender.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-3pi0qLntQ

9:04 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The silver mask makes
Cunnilingus difficult
Difficult, I says

9:19 am July, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Surprise on her face
Look of shock
Foretells surprise in the butt

9:25 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

===========================
His zinc oxide face
Won’t protect us from Douche Burn
And she does not help.

9:54 am July, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

Burning Man held at
Westworld this year. Yul having
Short circuit in pants.

9:56 am July, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

She’s picking the fleas
From his pits. Noting that Axe
Ain’t a bug killer.

10:15 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

With COBRAS defeat
Destro turns to douchery
Roofies Lady Jay

10:20 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New superhero
Iron Douche alter ego
Name is Tony Shart

10:23 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This years CES
Apple unveils the iDouche
Powered by Grey Goose

10:25 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Frank Mercurio
comes out of hiding to grope
Mila Kunis bleeth.

10:28 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche stars in movie
“V” is for venereal.
Is box office bomb.

10:32 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Masked vigilante
“The Iron Blumpkin” saves Bleeth
From good life choices

10:39 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Halloween X cast
Grieco as Michael Myers
Straight to video.

1:46 pm July, 20 eyedouche said...

Domo Mister Douche
Mister Big Douche Bag
Domo Domo Douche

3:21 pm July, 20 Elwood BluezBag said...

Phantom of the Opera
Less of a Soprano
More like Elton John

11:16 pm July, 22 Little Willie said...

What the fuck! A weird goddamn fucking mask… what the fuck kind of a freak goes around like that anyway? On second thought I don’t want to know. Just get the men in white jackets to toss a net over that fuckup and haul it away to the nearest asylum for some badly needed old fashioned electroshock therapy, straightjacket and a rubber room. The chick is either scared to be that close to this wacked out creep or delusional.

That youtube video link… there’s other masked freaks out there, funny as hell too. Comments were hilarious.

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