Friday, July 20, 2012

Friday Haiku

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Cindy’s solution

To thwart Gurn’s booger picking;

Now…about those shorts…

His mask was so tight,

His brain blew through top of skull.

It was no great loss.

– hermit

Bleeth’s look says it all:

lie kekko desu (no thanks),

Mr. Roboto

– Dude McCrudeshoes

No face, no shirt? I

Think we’ve seen him here before.

Son Of Tonetta.

– The Reverend “Monkey Hole” Chad Kroeger

 

 

Mercury levels

At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”

Reach toxic level

– Vin Douchal

Man in Maximus

mask screams “are you entertained!?”

By you, sir? No. No.

– Morbo

Sway to the music

Get groped by Galaxian

Burning man still sucks

– Charles Nelson Douchely

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6:22 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His skin doesn’t breath

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

6:24 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They must be from the

South. Only dullards chrome face.

Kentucky Fried lube.

6:24 am July, 20 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Sway to the music

Get groped by Galaxian

Burning man still sucks

6:25 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snit Romney very

Upset at latest Obama

Attacks. Head aflame.

6:26 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who the fuck goes to

See a Batman movie after

Midnight. Lex Shooter.

6:27 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Everything goes bad

On Goldfinger Remake set:

It’s Stinkyfinger!

6:31 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Pudgy Mila and

GSR Ashton take break

From “That Cooties Show”.

6:35 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Douche in iron mask”

by Alexander Dumbass

won’t be read that much.

6:35 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Burning Man came

To a close. The Tin Man and

Whorothy snuggle.

6:37 am July, 20 saulgoode42 said...

Son of Leatherface

Texas Doucehbag Massacre

Cindy knows she’s first

6:37 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flaming faux hawk and

Full face glitter guy always

Get second rate head.

6:38 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gort tries to capture

bleeths for new breeding program.

Finds no resistance.

6:39 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is he wearing a

Mask or is he just happy

To not see her. Son.

6:40 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Back in the eighties

When I used to dress like that

My father beat me.

6:42 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chick looks like exes

Sister. Word to Chromium:]

Swallows and anal.

6:45 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gurn hasn’t eaten

For five days. Carries bootleg

Rations in back pocket.

6:46 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you think the face

Painting was extreme this year

You have to see tatts!

6:47 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As a membrance of

Love he dipped face in smelter.

She hangs bricks from labes.

6:50 am July, 20 FoghornLeghorn said...

Man in the tin mask

looks like he’s dreaming sweet dreams.

Must be the roofies.

6:51 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her matter of fact

Gaze hides true feeling inside.

Glow sticks shoved up ass.

6:52 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This pic is as bad

As Sandusky raping boys.

Well, almost as bad

6:56 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Star Wars reject. This is

Not the prolapsed uterus

He was looking for.

7:00 am July, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Silver mask may hide

Douche face from the world but not

Shame upon his soul

7:01 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bjorn Largeman in

Yellow wonders “Dis is not

Vimbleton you fuck.”

7:13 am July, 20 Morbo said...

Man in Maximus

mask screams “are you entertained!?”

By you, sir? No. No.

7:17 am July, 20 Morbo said...

Hott wakes next day, says,

“who was that masked man?” gave her

roofies, STD

7:33 am July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Baby face Melody

Wonders at her sudden pooch

Could it be Xozer’s?

7:38 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His zinc oxide face

Won’t protect us from Douche Burn

And she does not help.

7:40 am July, 20 hermit said...

His mask was so tight,

His brain blew through top of skull.

It was no great loss.

7:43 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Silver Surfer

Enjoys macking on young bleeths

Her eyes say, “Help me,”

8:08 am July, 20 Morbo said...

New guy wreaks havoc

in the new-look WWE

behold: The Masked Douche!

8:11 am July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleeth’s look says it all:

lie kekko desu (no thanks),

Mr. Roboto

8:15 am July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Huffing silver paint,

Frottering pooch-belly bleeths,

smells like Venice Beach

8:26 am July, 20 Anonymous said...

the blank stare betrays

the mental retardation

of a vapid bleeth.

8:49 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Mercury levels

At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”

Reach toxic level

8:50 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

When they said that he

Looked like goalie for dart board

Vowed pimples no more

8:51 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Squinty silver douche

And boarderline midget chick

Let’s call them “Squidget”

9:00 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No face, no shirt? I

Think we’ve seen him here before.

Son Of Tonetta.

9:03 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The man. The legend.

The father of Foilface. He

Who has no gender.

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-3pi0qLntQ

9:04 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The silver mask makes

Cunnilingus difficult

Difficult, I says

9:19 am July, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Surprise on her face

Look of shock

Foretells surprise in the butt

9:25 am July, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

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His zinc oxide face

Won’t protect us from Douche Burn

And she does not help.

9:54 am July, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

Burning Man held at

Westworld this year. Yul having

Short circuit in pants.

9:56 am July, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

She’s picking the fleas

From his pits. Noting that Axe

Ain’t a bug killer.

10:15 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

With COBRAS defeat

Destro turns to douchery

Roofies Lady Jay

10:20 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New superhero

Iron Douche alter ego

Name is Tony Shart

10:23 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This years CES

Apple unveils the iDouche

Powered by Grey Goose

10:25 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Frank Mercurio

comes out of hiding to grope

Mila Kunis bleeth.

10:28 am July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche stars in movie

“V” is for venereal.

Is box office bomb.

10:32 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Masked vigilante

“The Iron Blumpkin” saves Bleeth

From good life choices

10:39 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Halloween X cast

Grieco as Michael Myers

Straight to video.

1:46 pm July, 20 eyedouche said...

Domo Mister Douche

Mister Big Douche Bag

Domo Domo Douche

3:21 pm July, 20 Elwood BluezBag said...

Phantom of the Opera

Less of a Soprano

More like Elton John

11:16 pm July, 22 Little Willie said...

What the fuck! A weird goddamn fucking mask… what the fuck kind of a freak goes around like that anyway? On second thought I don’t want to know. Just get the men in white jackets to toss a net over that fuckup and haul it away to the nearest asylum for some badly needed old fashioned electroshock therapy, straightjacket and a rubber room. The chick is either scared to be that close to this wacked out creep or delusional.

That youtube video link… there’s other masked freaks out there, funny as hell too. Comments were hilarious.

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