Friday, July 20, 2012
Friday Haiku
Cindy’s solution
To thwart Gurn’s booger picking;
Now…about those shorts…
His mask was so tight,
His brain blew through top of skull.
It was no great loss.
— hermit
Bleeth’s look says it all:
lie kekko desu (no thanks),
Mr. Roboto
— Dude McCrudeshoes
No face, no shirt? I
Think we’ve seen him here before.
Son Of Tonetta.
— The Reverend “Monkey Hole” Chad Kroeger
Mercury levels
At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”
Reach toxic level
— Vin Douchal
Man in Maximus
mask screams “are you entertained!?”
By you, sir? No. No.
— Morbo
Sway to the music
Get groped by Galaxian
Burning man still sucks
— Charles Nelson Douchely
His skin doesn’t breath
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
They must be from the
South. Only dullards chrome face.
Kentucky Fried lube.
Sway to the music
Get groped by Galaxian
Burning man still sucks
Snit Romney very
Upset at latest Obama
Attacks. Head aflame.
Who the fuck goes to
See a Batman movie after
Midnight. Lex Shooter.
Everything goes bad
On Goldfinger Remake set:
It’s Stinkyfinger!
Pudgy Mila and
GSR Ashton take break
From “That Cooties Show”.
“Douche in iron mask”
by Alexander Dumbass
won’t be read that much.
As Burning Man came
To a close. The Tin Man and
Whorothy snuggle.
Son of Leatherface
Texas Doucehbag Massacre
Cindy knows she’s first
Flaming faux hawk and
Full face glitter guy always
Get second rate head.
Gort tries to capture
bleeths for new breeding program.
Finds no resistance.
Is he wearing a
Mask or is he just happy
To not see her. Son.
Back in the eighties
When I used to dress like that
My father beat me.
Chick looks like exes
Sister. Word to Chromium:]
Swallows and anal.
Gurn hasn’t eaten
For five days. Carries bootleg
Rations in back pocket.
If you think the face
Painting was extreme this year
You have to see tatts!
As a membrance of
Love he dipped face in smelter.
She hangs bricks from labes.
Man in the tin mask
looks like he’s dreaming sweet dreams.
Must be the roofies.
Her matter of fact
Gaze hides true feeling inside.
Glow sticks shoved up ass.
This pic is as bad
As Sandusky raping boys.
Well, almost as bad
Star Wars reject. This is
Not the prolapsed uterus
He was looking for.
Silver mask may hide
Douche face from the world but not
Shame upon his soul
Bjorn Largeman in
Yellow wonders “Dis is not
Vimbleton you fuck.”
Man in Maximus
mask screams “are you entertained!?”
By you, sir? No. No.
Hott wakes next day, says,
“who was that masked man?” gave her
roofies, STD
Baby face Melody
Wonders at her sudden pooch
Could it be Xozer’s?
His zinc oxide face
Won’t protect us from Douche Burn
And she does not help.
His mask was so tight,
His brain blew through top of skull.
It was no great loss.
The Silver Surfer
Enjoys macking on young bleeths
Her eyes say, “Help me,”
New guy wreaks havoc
in the new-look WWE
behold: The Masked Douche!
Bleeth’s look says it all:
lie kekko desu (no thanks),
Mr. Roboto
Huffing silver paint,
Frottering pooch-belly bleeths,
smells like Venice Beach
the blank stare betrays
the mental retardation
of a vapid bleeth.
Mercury levels
At the “Wrap and Go Sushi”
Reach toxic level
When they said that he
Looked like goalie for dart board
Vowed pimples no more
Squinty silver douche
And boarderline midget chick
Let’s call them “Squidget”
No face, no shirt? I
Think we’ve seen him here before.
Son Of Tonetta.
The man. The legend.
The father of Foilface. He
Who has no gender.
.
The silver mask makes
Cunnilingus difficult
Difficult, I says
Surprise on her face
Look of shock
Foretells surprise in the butt
===========================
His zinc oxide face
Won’t protect us from Douche Burn
And she does not help.
Burning Man held at
Westworld this year. Yul having
Short circuit in pants.
She’s picking the fleas
From his pits. Noting that Axe
Ain’t a bug killer.
With COBRAS defeat
Destro turns to douchery
Roofies Lady Jay
New superhero
Iron Douche alter ego
Name is Tony Shart
This years CES
Apple unveils the iDouche
Powered by Grey Goose
Frank Mercurio
comes out of hiding to grope
Mila Kunis bleeth.
Douche stars in movie
“V” is for venereal.
Is box office bomb.
Masked vigilante
“The Iron Blumpkin” saves Bleeth
From good life choices
Halloween X cast
Grieco as Michael Myers
Straight to video.
Domo Mister Douche
Mister Big Douche Bag
Domo Domo Douche
Phantom of the Opera
Less of a Soprano
More like Elton John
What the fuck! A weird goddamn fucking mask… what the fuck kind of a freak goes around like that anyway? On second thought I don’t want to know. Just get the men in white jackets to toss a net over that fuckup and haul it away to the nearest asylum for some badly needed old fashioned electroshock therapy, straightjacket and a rubber room. The chick is either scared to be that close to this wacked out creep or delusional.
That youtube video link… there’s other masked freaks out there, funny as hell too. Comments were hilarious.