Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Porn Stars Attempt HCwDB Comedy with "Hollywood Douchebag"
As Ron Jeremy once said upon scratching his hirsute nethers, “Oy.”
I look forward to my residuals being paid in “Late to the Party” tokens. Either that, or massive daddy issues, a drinking problem, and clinging to the fading hope of vague promises of an audition for a hosting job with “E” that a sleazy dude who claimed to be a producer made one night at El Compadre.
Oy. Couldn’t make it through the chorus, even with the sound turned off.
Is it still considered ironic that they don’t get that they’re trying to be ironic but aren’t? Hold, on,wait. I gotta go do sumthin’ smart and all because I know for a fact that I just lost 40 or 50 IQ points that I can afford to.
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I got it: So Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, or does he?
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There, that’s better.
That was brutal and I only made it through 40sec’s. Autotone sucks balls just like Bree Olson & Mike Gonsolin.
V.I.P. of plastic surgery???????? WTF does that even mean?
Can’t get undressed without a GPS? Who wrote these “lyrics”, Stackhouse?
@Doc
Good call on Shortstack, if you wanna learn more about the genius/fail that is this dude trying to rap/sing don’t click this link.
http://trenddefstudios.com/
@ Et tu
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Been sperimentin’ with whiskeys of the Irish persuasion lately. If you got some money burning a hole in your pocket get some of this or some of this. Sons ‘o bitches sure know how to make REALLY good stuff.
Totally bass-ackwards. Trying to shift attention and calling the hot a douchebag. Republican tactic.
Schrodinger’s cat is such a pussy.
Right on Doc, I’m bout ready to secure another bottle been enjoying a lot of cold ones lately, not Rev Chad stylee but a fair amount to cope with the heat. Thanks for suggestions.
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, or does he? neither he’s still on the wagon.
Was this supposed to be funny?
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.And am I the only one vaguely disturbed by the sharp-nosed tranny at the 3:15 mark?
All Comments (165)
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“The rubber getting snapped off of a cock and tossed the floor just prior to Bree taking a facial in one of her porn movies has more musical talent than everyone in this video. Frank Zappa just rolled over in his grave”
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vindouchal 1 second ago
‘Oy’ is right. I couldn’t get to 0:20.
wtf? Where’s the anal?
If there’s no triple anal then they just aren’t trying very hard.
Great comment by Vin D, you’ll see it in the comments section on youtube for this video. The funny part is all the sycophants chiming in on how great it is. These comments have got to be a joke. See below:
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“This is real hip hop.”
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TwiggThaDJ 1 week ago
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“This is that raw oldskool sound we are looking for”
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Odeonremix 1 week ago
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“Rawest of the raw. I’d know because, like you, I’m a hip-hop head.”
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Dale De Souza in reply to TwiggThaDJ 1 hour ago
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I’m a fan of the old school rap such as Eric B & Rakim, P.E., KRS1 etc; and trust me this ain’t “oldskool” or the “rawest of the raw” the only thing rawer then this video is Bree Olson’s anal cavity from repeated abuse.
Charlie Sheen peed in Bree Olson once.
Ever see the one where the dude is like “announcing” that he just discovered Bree Olson? She was 18 and a day, maybe, and he’s giving her the ol’ saw-seej you-know-where.
Twice, I heard.
^pee’d.
Poor Bree.
Yes, poor Bree. Her netherlands have been forstained by the genital wrath of Sheen! No, not Marty. He knew what side of the toast his butter was bred on. huh?
I peed in a Rembrandt PussyHorse once.
Forgotten in this complex web is Bree. I’m not sure if I’ve ever ~met~ her and by ~met~ well, you get my drift. And by “get my drift”, ehh. Ask Bree.
It’s Bleeth Olson. Her O ring looks like the tailpipe of the Batmobile from the 60s TV series.
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http://www.committee-design.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/batmobile-licensed04-600×345.jpg
Actually, DW, that’s what MY O-ring looks like this morning. I was the guest of a younger lady friend last night at a trivia league at a local hot wings joint. She and her 20-something friends thought I was a God as I belted out one answer after another;
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“Guy who put Live-Aid together? Bono? No, it was Bob Geldof, lead singer of The Boomtown Rats and the guy who played “Pink” in Alan Parker’s “The Wall”. Pullman Loaf? That’s bread that’s square in shape; you could fit more of them in the kitchen galley of the pullman car they cooked meals in on long train trips”….etc and so on. You get the picture.
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Our team, “The BiPolar Bears”, beat out the reigning champs: “Fat Kids Don’t Get Kidnapped”. Success went to my head. The beer flowed freely as I then amazed the kids with my half-Choctaw/half-Irish drinking prowess (problem), and consequently the wings got hotter and hotter…ending with a round of the hottest on the menu as a dare.
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Long story short…this morning my ass looks like a fuccen Japanese flag…or the flaming exhaust of Adam West’s Lincoln Futura “Batmobile”.
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Medical FACT.
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Son.
I’m old enough to know a lot of useless crap (premiere of Battlestar Galactica – September 17, 1978, 7 pm CST on ABC) but young enough that I’m not senile.
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@Doc: Doc, Ardbeg is not an Irish whisky. It’s Scotch, and boy is it a great representative of Islay malts. Fantastic. I’ve had the Redbreast, and it’s a great Irish whisky, but you know, it’s merely a great Irish whisky.
‘Sock, you have put the ‘T’ in TMI. I’m sorry for your win.
Fuck scotch–Irish whiskey tastes so much better–I think it’s because they don’t use dirt–I mean peat in the distillation process.
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Red Breast is also very affordable compared to comparable scotch.
Wont even click on this, etc.
Bree Olson i like her better when she suck cock and take a dick in her ass