Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Porn Stars Attempt HCwDB Comedy with "Hollywood Douchebag"

As Ron Jeremy once said upon scratching his hirsute nethers, “Oy.”

I look forward to my residuals being paid in “Late to the Party” tokens. Either that, or massive daddy issues, a drinking problem, and clinging to the fading hope of vague promises of an audition for a hosting job with “E” that a sleazy dude who claimed to be a producer made one night at El Compadre.

# posted by douchebag1
2:14 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Oy. Couldn’t make it through the chorus, even with the sound turned off.

2:19 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it still considered ironic that they don’t get that they’re trying to be ironic but aren’t? Hold, on,wait. I gotta go do sumthin’ smart and all because I know for a fact that I just lost 40 or 50 IQ points that I can afford to.

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I got it: So Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, or does he?

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There, that’s better.

2:35 pm July, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

That was brutal and I only made it through 40sec’s. Autotone sucks balls just like Bree Olson & Mike Gonsolin.

2:35 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

V.I.P. of plastic surgery???????? WTF does that even mean?

Can’t get undressed without a GPS? Who wrote these “lyrics”, Stackhouse?

2:39 pm July, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc

Good call on Shortstack, if you wanna learn more about the genius/fail that is this dude trying to rap/sing don’t click this link.

http://trenddefstudios.com/

2:41 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et tu

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Been sperimentin’ with whiskeys of the Irish persuasion lately. If you got some money burning a hole in your pocket get some of this or some of this. Sons ‘o bitches sure know how to make REALLY good stuff.

2:49 pm July, 24 eyedouche said...

Totally bass-ackwards. Trying to shift attention and calling the hot a douchebag. Republican tactic.

2:53 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Schrodinger’s cat is such a pussy.

2:56 pm July, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Right on Doc, I’m bout ready to secure another bottle been enjoying a lot of cold ones lately, not Rev Chad stylee but a fair amount to cope with the heat. Thanks for suggestions.

2:59 pm July, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, or does he? neither he’s still on the wagon.

3:08 pm July, 24 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Was this supposed to be funny?

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.And am I the only one vaguely disturbed by the sharp-nosed tranny at the 3:15 mark?

3:33 pm July, 24 Vin Douchal said...

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“The rubber getting snapped off of a cock and tossed the floor just prior to Bree taking a facial in one of her porn movies has more musical talent than everyone in this video. Frank Zappa just rolled over in his grave”

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vindouchal 1 second ago

3:48 pm July, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

‘Oy’ is right. I couldn’t get to 0:20.

3:57 pm July, 24 Douchble Helix said...

wtf? Where’s the anal?

4:56 pm July, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If there’s no triple anal then they just aren’t trying very hard.

5:20 pm July, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Great comment by Vin D, you’ll see it in the comments section on youtube for this video. The funny part is all the sycophants chiming in on how great it is. These comments have got to be a joke. See below:

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“This is real hip hop.”

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TwiggThaDJ 1 week ago

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“This is that raw oldskool sound we are looking for”

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Odeonremix 1 week ago

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“Rawest of the raw. I’d know because, like you, I’m a hip-hop head.”

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Dale De Souza in reply to TwiggThaDJ 1 hour ago

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I’m a fan of the old school rap such as Eric B & Rakim, P.E., KRS1 etc; and trust me this ain’t “oldskool” or the “rawest of the raw” the only thing rawer then this video is Bree Olson’s anal cavity from repeated abuse.

8:52 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Charlie Sheen peed in Bree Olson once.

9:27 pm July, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Ever see the one where the dude is like “announcing” that he just discovered Bree Olson? She was 18 and a day, maybe, and he’s giving her the ol’ saw-seej you-know-where.

9:30 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Twice, I heard.

9:33 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

^pee’d.

9:34 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Poor Bree.

9:37 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Yes, poor Bree. Her netherlands have been forstained by the genital wrath of Sheen! No, not Marty. He knew what side of the toast his butter was bred on. huh?

10:19 pm July, 24 DarkSock said...

I peed in a Rembrandt PussyHorse once.

10:51 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Forgotten in this complex web is Bree. I’m not sure if I’ve ever ~met~ her and by ~met~ well, you get my drift. And by “get my drift”, ehh. Ask Bree.

4:14 am July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s Bleeth Olson. Her O ring looks like the tailpipe of the Batmobile from the 60s TV series.

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http://www.committee-design.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/batmobile-licensed04-600×345.jpg

5:44 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

Actually, DW, that’s what MY O-ring looks like this morning. I was the guest of a younger lady friend last night at a trivia league at a local hot wings joint. She and her 20-something friends thought I was a God as I belted out one answer after another;

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Guy who put Live-Aid together? Bono? No, it was Bob Geldof, lead singer of The Boomtown Rats and the guy who played “Pink” in Alan Parker’s “The Wall”. Pullman Loaf? That’s bread that’s square in shape; you could fit more of them in the kitchen galley of the pullman car they cooked meals in on long train trips”….etc and so on. You get the picture.

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Our team, “The BiPolar Bears”, beat out the reigning champs: “Fat Kids Don’t Get Kidnapped”. Success went to my head. The beer flowed freely as I then amazed the kids with my half-Choctaw/half-Irish drinking prowess (problem), and consequently the wings got hotter and hotter…ending with a round of the hottest on the menu as a dare.

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Long story short…this morning my ass looks like a fuccen Japanese flag…or the flaming exhaust of Adam West’s Lincoln Futura “Batmobile”.

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Medical FACT.

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Son.

5:46 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

I’m old enough to know a lot of useless crap (premiere of Battlestar Galactica – September 17, 1978, 7 pm CST on ABC) but young enough that I’m not senile.

5:46 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

Son.

5:53 am July, 25 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

@Doc: Doc, Ardbeg is not an Irish whisky. It’s Scotch, and boy is it a great representative of Islay malts. Fantastic. I’ve had the Redbreast, and it’s a great Irish whisky, but you know, it’s merely a great Irish whisky.

7:45 am July, 25 The Dude said...

‘Sock, you have put the ‘T’ in TMI. I’m sorry for your win.

10:55 am July, 25 Anonymous said...

Fuck scotch–Irish whiskey tastes so much better–I think it’s because they don’t use dirt–I mean peat in the distillation process.

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Red Breast is also very affordable compared to comparable scotch.

2:16 am July, 26 CB Popped said...

Wont even click on this, etc.

8:05 pm July, 26 Prince Ahmed Al FaDuche said...

Bree Olson i like her better when she suck cock and take a dick in her ass

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