Tuesday, July 31, 2012
The Bearded Jackalope Creeps on Vasser Girls
That’s what happens when you go to college upstate, Kathy and Jeni-Lynn. When the trout pond is stalked with second tier trout, then those trout will be hairy unshaven patchouli phish.
Joaquin Phonics, tutor to the whores.
Hey, anybody want to listen to some Hootie?
My name is Mephisto, doping agent for Chinese swim team.
Hey, it’s “Vassar,” boss. Where they’re cloistered away in a campus modeled on (no joke) the New York State Women’s Insane Asylum, to keep them from the douchebags picking their patchouli in Poughkeepsie.
Low-rent Tera Patrick getting mesmerized by psilocybin mushrooms doled out on an hourly basis by ubiquitous yet wholly unfamous actor Jeremy Davies at some dive college bar. Those mushrooms were grown in his beard to boot.
Is this what happens when a Hasidic goes ‘bag?
I miss the days where somebody showing up, looking like that, anywhere within 50 paces of any college-aged female would result in, at the very least, a macing and at most, an ass-kicking by every bouncer in the vicinity.
We’ve got Haiku Friday, why not run-on sentence Tuesday?
His beard smells like Roofies, amyl nitrate and Hormel Corned Beef Hash.
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Women’s Beach Bonerball is on…..
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Hot Jock Bleeths.
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http://coedmagazine.com/2012/07/30/the-hottest-women-of-the-netherlands-olympic-field-hockey-team-photos/
Sung to Phish’s “Sample in a Jar”
I wheeled around because I, smelled you from six feet away
Saw you dancing with some suckle-hot, looks like a good lay
But you were sketchy and a little itchy, some ruffies you slipped her
Your blinding stench annoying me…a douchebag in a bar
MarginallyHottChickswithRepulsiveSub-Humans.com
His beard smells like hummus and taint.
His beard smells like Donovan lyrics.
His beard smells like badger sex and Funyuns.
Charles Manson Jr. joins the Thursday night pub crawl in the hope that he’ll be able to lure more unsuspecting bleeths into his “family”. Only this time when he tries to enact his version of Helter Skelter, his family will be beaten into oblivion by everyone else instead of the class war he’ll try to start.
His beard smells like a crow that drowned in Drakkar Noir.
His beard smells like donkey farts and K-Y.
His beard smells like his hat.
His beard smells like a bus station men’s room and granola.
His beard smells like PBR and Ginsberg.
His beard smells like hobo pillows.
His beard smells like free range chicken wings and Craigs List taint.
It looks like Paul Rudd was deaply influenced by his recent weekend In Burlington, Vermont.
His beard smells like moist sandals.
His beard smells like the towel hamper at an Armenian sauna.
His beard smells like boiled cabbage and old hamster bedding.
His beard smells like douche jack sauce.
You can also call him Ras-poo-tin. But it’s probably been done.
@DoucheyWallnuts
I’m really disappointed they had a frontal shot of Naomi Van As
His beard smells like Grilled Cheese and bad marijuana.
Kathy is giving me the Mayan Eye of Anal Pleasure.