Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Bearded Jackalope Creeps on Vasser Girls

That’s what happens when you go to college upstate, Kathy and Jeni-Lynn. When the trout pond is stalked with second tier trout, then those trout will be hairy unshaven patchouli phish.

# posted by douchebag1
6:34 am July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Joaquin Phonics, tutor to the whores.

6:35 am July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey, anybody want to listen to some Hootie?

6:36 am July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My name is Mephisto, doping agent for Chinese swim team.

6:40 am July, 31 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

Hey, it’s “Vassar,” boss. Where they’re cloistered away in a campus modeled on (no joke) the New York State Women’s Insane Asylum, to keep them from the douchebags picking their patchouli in Poughkeepsie.

6:52 am July, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Low-rent Tera Patrick getting mesmerized by psilocybin mushrooms doled out on an hourly basis by ubiquitous yet wholly unfamous actor Jeremy Davies at some dive college bar. Those mushrooms were grown in his beard to boot.

7:00 am July, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is this what happens when a Hasidic goes ‘bag?

7:24 am July, 31 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I miss the days where somebody showing up, looking like that, anywhere within 50 paces of any college-aged female would result in, at the very least, a macing and at most, an ass-kicking by every bouncer in the vicinity.

We’ve got Haiku Friday, why not run-on sentence Tuesday?

7:45 am July, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His beard smells like Roofies, amyl nitrate and Hormel Corned Beef Hash.

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Women’s Beach Bonerball is on…..

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8:04 am July, 31 Bag em Tag em said...

Sung to Phish’s “Sample in a Jar”

I wheeled around because I, smelled you from six feet away

Saw you dancing with some suckle-hot, looks like a good lay

But you were sketchy and a little itchy, some ruffies you slipped her

Your blinding stench annoying me…a douchebag in a bar

8:08 am July, 31 Vin Douchal said...

MarginallyHottChickswithRepulsiveSub-Humans.com

10:17 am July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like hummus and taint.

10:20 am July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like Donovan lyrics.

10:22 am July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like badger sex and Funyuns.

10:29 am July, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Charles Manson Jr. joins the Thursday night pub crawl in the hope that he’ll be able to lure more unsuspecting bleeths into his “family”. Only this time when he tries to enact his version of Helter Skelter, his family will be beaten into oblivion by everyone else instead of the class war he’ll try to start.

10:30 am July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like a crow that drowned in Drakkar Noir.

10:30 am July, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His beard smells like donkey farts and K-Y.

10:30 am July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like his hat.

10:31 am July, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His beard smells like a bus station men’s room and granola.

10:32 am July, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His beard smells like PBR and Ginsberg.

10:36 am July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like hobo pillows.

10:56 am July, 31 Dickie Fingers said...

His beard smells like free range chicken wings and Craigs List taint.

11:23 am July, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It looks like Paul Rudd was deaply influenced by his recent weekend In Burlington, Vermont.

3:31 pm July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like moist sandals.

3:38 pm July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like the towel hamper at an Armenian sauna.

3:42 pm July, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

His beard smells like boiled cabbage and old hamster bedding.

6:10 pm July, 31 Stephanie said...

His beard smells like douche jack sauce.

6:31 pm July, 31 ehcuodouche said...

You can also call him Ras-poo-tin. But it’s probably been done.

6:33 pm July, 31 ehcuodouche said...

@DoucheyWallnuts

I’m really disappointed they had a frontal shot of Naomi Van As

5:37 am August, 1 CB Popped said...

His beard smells like Grilled Cheese and bad marijuana.

6:14 am August, 1 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Kathy is giving me the Mayan Eye of Anal Pleasure.

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