Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Slick Holds His Annual Between-Prison-Terms Party
Here we see Slick posing with his former cell mate, Shawn.
Er, I mean, Shawna.
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Okay, here’s a Daily Double Pear to help unharsh your mellow. Behold – Double Bubble .
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Awesome Columbian pear. Or pears? Pair o’ pear? Fucc it.
Imagining large-breasted ladies to be trannys is such a boner kill. Besides, Slick here is doing that just by being his adorable self.
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LLIK RENOB
Axl Pose
SWYD = Sleep When You’re Dead
Wearing crocs is like getting a blow-job from a dude.
At first it feels great,
Then you look down and realize you’re gay.
Double Bubble Latina Pera definitely unharshs my mellow and by unharshs I mean I’ve got chub.
SWYD = Sucks Writhing Yak Dong
Skin
Whistle
Yankee
Doodler
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Comments showing up in two places today. Here and in the direct pic link. Hmmmm.
SWYD = Sleeps With Young Dudes
Soft
Weiner
Yam
Dunker
Stool
Whispering
Yogurt
Drooler
Yeah, for reasons ne’er discovered, whenever I compose posts, those of youse that click the pic to get to the comments threads wind up in The Alternate Universe.
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Medical FACT.
It’s like our universe except all the douchebags have jobs and my rectum hurts.
Slick’s ink identifies him an official form of currency in most prison systems in North and South America.
Sweaty White Yak Douche
Clicking the pic would work for the Chief’s stuff, but not DS’s.
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Click once, alt universe. Click again, enlarged pic.
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Geeks & Losers.
His corn pipe fetches a pack of stale cigs, two sticks of beef jerky and a bottle of Axe in the joint.
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Slurps
Whitetrash
Yeti
Dong
Slick
wants
your
deposit
Slick is SWYDish.
Bewbs and pear! Nice combination. Three cheers for Darksock!
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(would this be a bad time to push for a coup de douche and unseat the old boss and install Darksock on the scrotethrone?)
If by scrotethrone you mean jellydong than I think even DS would say yes.
Unless by scrotethrone you meant porchmeat, in which case I think DS will need to do some stretching first.
Personally, I prefer these more compact, travel size, TSA approved pears. DarkSock is both a gentleman and a scholar for digging this up for us. And by both a gentleman and a scholar, I meaning barking psychopath.
This tool is about as bad-ass as a double carmel frappiccino with whip cream and sprinkles. He’d probably cry for his mommy if he even had to sit in the back of a squad car for a traffic stop.
:)
I think the website is actually “Columbian Sisters” something like that.
Seeking
Wholesome
Yodelling
Dick
Salty
White
Yiddish
Dudes
He’s about to speak . It will sound like this” Hennno-ahh-hehehachchhh <> Heheh. dewd
South
West
Yogurt
Dumpster
Slurping
Weenis
Yogurt
Deposits
Slobed
Wang
Yesterday
Dude
Doesn’t anybody recognize Dale Jr. havin’ a shot with his crew chief? After Dale Sr. died, Jr went a little overboard with the moanin’ and a groanin’ so Mommy Sr. kicked his ass to the curb and it’s been all downhill since. I heard him and Randy Travis were gonna open DUI-themed a bar soon. In the middle of a road. Where the servers are nekkid. And the only servers are Jr. and Travis. Yikes!
Still-born
White trash
Yogurt
Dispenser
sex
with
your
dog
Swinging
With
Your
Dad
Slurs
While
Yodeling
Dostoevsky
Suckles
Whitetrash
Yam
Dangles
Spends
Wednesdays
Yanking
Dick
Sucks
When
You
Die
Sends
Yeastie
Whores
Dollars
Suckles
Yukon
Wildebeast
Dung
Shits
While
You’re
Doing it
Say,
Y’all
Want
Dick?
Sit
While
You
Dump
Shit
Where
You
Dine
Someone
Wants
You
Dead
Savors
Welfare;
Your
Dollars
Sphincter
Withstands
Yesterday’s
Drilling
Shrimpin’
With
Young
Dudes
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shrimpin
Slick
Worships
Yoda
Diligently
Carnage
Capt. @ 11:35
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I hate you for that link.
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Stackhouse’s
Whale
Yogurt
Dispenser
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Get some!
Horshack dies and this choad walks? No justice…..
Cb 11:35am FTW
Capt. 11:35 FTL. I thought that was on a “need to know” basis. Crikes
“Shits While You’re Doing It” is pretty fk’n funny though
Slurping
With
Your
Doodi-P
Sandusky
Wants
Your
D
This tattooed faggot is somebody’s prison property. He’s pulled so many trains in the joint he has his own railroad. Double D blondie is actually a tranny and Sucks White Young Dick is going to take “her” dick right up the backside.
It’s amazing what you see at the 24 hour truck stop.