Thursday, September 20, 2012
Yankee McSpankee wants Andrea to Yankee his McWankee
That’s nothing, wait’ll he shows her his A-Rod.
Aaaaand, Yankee jokes for the loss.
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I commend Andreas naturals, her choice in men not so much. Smug Yankee McSpankee is a dime a dozen and by dime a dozen I mean Yankee fans blow.
“Jeter? I barely know her.”
Andrea sure is a fine lass.
Dayum.
Golden Globes winner. I’m calling it.
Pull the pin and shield Andrea by throwing yourself on top of her while spankwad goes boom!
I think his shirt either says “Mother” or “Hitler”.
Also, I commend him on the best grenade-tattoo-in-the-style-of-Kordo’s-Guevara
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Well done sir.
Yea, you’re a real smug fucker now Spankwad but I suspect a good solid uppercut to your over-develped lower jaw and you’re seeing little cocks and stars swirling around your over develped cranium with my Starfleet class ring indented into your chin! Fuck this tool shed!
I’d like her to Melky my Cabrera.
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Former Yanks
I’d like her to give me a Hand Joba.
He’s the Douche that Groo built.
If she were to wear a headband, she would need one the size of the tarp at Yankee Stadium to cover that expanse of five head.
I’d like to give her a high, hard one.
@Charles Douchewin – i agree ive seen worse ink by far.
a little bit of a sneer but not too bad. no bling or hand signals…
in fact, this guy was bordering on notta/goinpeace until i saw his shirt.
that shirt is terrible.
oh yeah and +1 for YA’s globes prediction
Wait till she gets a load of my bloody sock.
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Wait till I get a hold of bewbs!
I’d like to wally her pips. Yeah, I’m old school like that.
Babe Douche thinks he’s gonna hit one outta the park tonight with Andrea but she knows he’s gonna going down swinging after working those two balls in the count.
Andrea’s pet name for her cleavage is ” Verrazano-Narrows”
I want her to play “Take me out to the ball game” on my skin harmonica whilst cupping my rosin bag.
I’ve got an Iron Horse she can ride.
I would give her a Hot Carl Yastrzemski!
This season on Fringe: an alternate universe Pariah Carey who never turned into a human zeppelin. Alternate universe Yankee’s uniforms by Ed Hardy.
Wonder what The Wounded Warriors would have to say about this asshole’s grenade tatt?
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Watch the video in the upper right corner, that fuccen dude is inspirational. Awesome
If I were to get an asinine tatt of a grenade exploding, I’d insist that the striker level was in the armed position. Just sayin’
Dude McC. beat me to it, but Andrea does kind of look like Maria Carey. If Mariah Carey started looking good.
@ Vin
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These are two of the guys I’d love to see shit-stomping dickfaces like this into dust:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Luttrell
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/chriskyle.html
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And people should donate to WWP. I did. After all, they protect our rights and freedoms to do want we do.
Golden Globes.
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Sons.
I am speechless in the presence of her twelve-head….and those mammastic mammaries.
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.Thank you for reminding me to beat off today.
I would Billy those Martins.
I would Mickey her Mantles.
I would Tresh her with my Toms.
I would Ford those Whiteys.
I would Don those Larsens….about my head and neck.
I’d give her a semen Dickey with my elongated Bill.
@ mcgee his smug look of entitlement = auto douche Ignore everything else and he’s a bag through and through
Favorite headline ever in NY Post: A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt. No shit, it’s a legit headline.
nice delts fat-chops
Wait a second,don’t the Jersey Shore pigs call ugly people grenades? Just saying.
Douche Bagbrenner
I’d like to Swish ‘er boobs. Ain’t nothing Grander son!
She can blow my whislter baby.
She can blow my whistle.
It is I who Jackson her Reggies.
I would CC her Sabathias. Or Sabathia her CCs. I’m not good at this.