Thursday, September 20, 2012

Yankee McSpankee wants Andrea to Yankee his McWankee

That’s nothing, wait’ll he shows her his A-Rod.

Aaaaand, Yankee jokes for the loss.

# posted by douchebag1
6:55 am September, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I commend Andreas naturals, her choice in men not so much. Smug Yankee McSpankee is a dime a dozen and by dime a dozen I mean Yankee fans blow.

7:43 am September, 20 Douche Wayne said...

“Jeter? I barely know her.”

7:44 am September, 20 The Dude said...

Andrea sure is a fine lass.

7:45 am September, 20 YA said...

Dayum.

Golden Globes winner. I’m calling it.

7:58 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pull the pin and shield Andrea by throwing yourself on top of her while spankwad goes boom!

8:03 am September, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

I think his shirt either says “Mother” or “Hitler”.

8:09 am September, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

Also, I commend him on the best grenade-tattoo-in-the-style-of-Kordo’s-Guevara

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Well done sir.

8:15 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Yea, you’re a real smug fucker now Spankwad but I suspect a good solid uppercut to your over-develped lower jaw and you’re seeing little cocks and stars swirling around your over develped cranium with my Starfleet class ring indented into your chin! Fuck this tool shed!

8:22 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like her to Melky my Cabrera.

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Former Yanks

8:23 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like her to give me a Hand Joba.

8:26 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s the Douche that Groo built.

8:27 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If she were to wear a headband, she would need one the size of the tarp at Yankee Stadium to cover that expanse of five head.

8:29 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like to give her a high, hard one.

9:03 am September, 20 Tits McGee said...

@Charles Douchewin – i agree ive seen worse ink by far.

a little bit of a sneer but not too bad. no bling or hand signals…

in fact, this guy was bordering on notta/goinpeace until i saw his shirt.

that shirt is terrible.

oh yeah and +1 for YA’s globes prediction

9:08 am September, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Wait till she gets a load of my bloody sock.

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Wait till I get a hold of bewbs!

9:09 am September, 20 Dick Everhard said...

I’d like to wally her pips. Yeah, I’m old school like that.

9:12 am September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Babe Douche thinks he’s gonna hit one outta the park tonight with Andrea but she knows he’s gonna going down swinging after working those two balls in the count.

9:14 am September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Andrea’s pet name for her cleavage is ” Verrazano-Narrows”

9:14 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I want her to play “Take me out to the ball game” on my skin harmonica whilst cupping my rosin bag.

9:16 am September, 20 Dick Everhard said...

I’ve got an Iron Horse she can ride.

9:19 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I would give her a Hot Carl Yastrzemski!

9:31 am September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This season on Fringe: an alternate universe Pariah Carey who never turned into a human zeppelin. Alternate universe Yankee’s uniforms by Ed Hardy.

9:33 am September, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Wonder what The Wounded Warriors would have to say about this asshole’s grenade tatt?

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Watch the video in the upper right corner, that fuccen dude is inspirational. Awesome

9:38 am September, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If I were to get an asinine tatt of a grenade exploding, I’d insist that the striker level was in the armed position. Just sayin’

10:06 am September, 20 FoghornLeghorn said...

Dude McC. beat me to it, but Andrea does kind of look like Maria Carey. If Mariah Carey started looking good.

10:23 am September, 20 Dick Everhard said...

@ Vin

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These are two of the guys I’d love to see shit-stomping dickfaces like this into dust:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Luttrell

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/chriskyle.html

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And people should donate to WWP. I did. After all, they protect our rights and freedoms to do want we do.

10:40 am September, 20 DarkSock said...

Golden Globes.

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Sons.

12:31 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I am speechless in the presence of her twelve-head….and those mammastic mammaries.

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.Thank you for reminding me to beat off today.

12:32 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I would Billy those Martins.

12:33 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I would Mickey her Mantles.

12:35 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I would Tresh her with my Toms.

12:35 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I would Ford those Whiteys.

12:36 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I would Don those Larsens….about my head and neck.

12:39 pm September, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d give her a semen Dickey with my elongated Bill.

12:59 pm September, 20 army (ret) douche said...

@ mcgee his smug look of entitlement = auto douche Ignore everything else and he’s a bag through and through

2:16 pm September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Favorite headline ever in NY Post: A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt. No shit, it’s a legit headline.

2:34 pm September, 20 Colossus of Choads said...

nice delts fat-chops

4:07 pm September, 20 Stephanie said...

Wait a second,don’t the Jersey Shore pigs call ugly people grenades? Just saying.

8:03 pm September, 20 Lokey said...

Douche Bagbrenner

3:38 am September, 21 every which way but douche said...

I’d like to Swish ‘er boobs. Ain’t nothing Grander son!

10:39 am September, 21 Anonymous said...

She can blow my whislter baby.

10:41 am September, 21 Anonymous said...

She can blow my whistle.

12:24 pm September, 21 Wheezer said...

It is I who Jackson her Reggies.

2:52 pm September, 26 Anonymous said...

I would CC her Sabathias. Or Sabathia her CCs. I’m not good at this.

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