Monday, October 8, 2012
The Vagitarian Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
The Vagitarian uses humor to combat the existential crisis of turning forty and refusing to face where his life went off-track into a sea of alcoholism, debt, and a failed fast-food business venture involving fried oyster sandwiches that had not been properly vetted by the FDA prior to serving.
more like Fagitarian
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uh. too bigoted?
Simulated pussy licking MILF is a “Vindouchalitarian” and eats me nightly
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This dude looks like Dr. Perry Coccks from “Scrubs” , only not as funny
His daughter had the best sweet sixteen party ever!
His girlfriend is gonna be pissed as hell when she finds out he stole her shirt.
Music videos used to have pretty girls singing about relationships.
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Then it was pretty girls singing about their vajayjays.
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Now, we’ve got erstwhile dudes flaunting their vajayjays.
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*sigh*
I have unlocked the secret of having a girl-boy-girl threesome and it doesn’t involve anything we see in this here banner photo. Also, most bi-curious gals who dabble are not that interested in eating Bing. Bing, I says. They love kissing, rubbing, frottage. Eating Bing, not so much.
I find him uninteresting and feel kinda sorry for him that he actually wore this shirt out to a bar thinking it would make him cool.
^ @ Et Tu
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Did you get to see El Classico? I’m too fuccen cheap to spring for 7 different sports channels to feed my addiction. Fox Soccer Plus blows goats and I have proof. If you want to see Wigan v Stoke or QPR v. Norwich then that’s your channel. Every once in a great while an Arsenal game is on so I should take what I can get.
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As for rye whiskeys (yeah I read my mail finally) I liked this little number quite a bit
http://cocktailenthusiast.com/2012/01/25/jeffersons-rye-whiskey-review/
Not too pricey and is good on its own. I haven’t really tried many others but is the last one I can remember really liking.
If his dick is proportional to his head, she has something to look forward to.
Doug here falls in to the realm of a vagitard.
@Doc B,
Yes, I did watch game as a matter of fact we finished the rest of the Eagle Rare whilst watching it albeit streaming from the interwebz. Awesome penalty kick/goal by Messi. I will check out the Rye you mentioned. Thanks again for sharing your knowledge of Whisky and your post the other day was brilliant and the sad truth.
I know his picture is in here somewhere but I’m just too lazy to search for it:
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http://british-lesbians.tumblr.com/
^Free kick
@ Et Tu 11:49
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Jebus Fuccen Christ. And for the rest of your scientifically-minded folks, we may as well just shoot ourselves and get it over with:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-rodda/the-congressional-prayer-_b_1948252.html
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Sorry for all the bitching and shit but I’m havin’ a rough fuccen day today.
Templeton Rye is a must have.
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http://www.templetonrye.com/home/
I don’t think Mr. Ed will be wearing that shirt after this photo.
Starving Vagitarian
Clothes maketh the man.
Old Overholt can be had for $15 a bottle and is excellent; also one of the oldest continually produced ryes; the US Government allowed it to be produced during Prohibition for “medicinal” purposes.
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I over-medicated again last night.
I guarantee that blonde has never been on the receiving end of really good cunnilingus, and his stiff upper lip will be of no use to him if he attempts such a thing. Poseurs.
Hey, Vagitarian, why the long face?
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Sorry if i’m late to the game on that one, but it’s been awhile.