Monday, October 8, 2012

The Vagitarian Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

The Vagitarian uses humor to combat the existential crisis of turning forty and refusing to face where his life went off-track into a sea of alcoholism, debt, and a failed fast-food business venture involving fried oyster sandwiches that had not been properly vetted by the FDA prior to serving.

# posted by douchebag1
10:00 am October, 8 jonezy said...

more like Fagitarian

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uh. too bigoted?

10:09 am October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Simulated pussy licking MILF is a “Vindouchalitarian” and eats me nightly

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This dude looks like Dr. Perry Coccks from “Scrubs” , only not as funny

10:15 am October, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His daughter had the best sweet sixteen party ever!

10:31 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His girlfriend is gonna be pissed as hell when she finds out he stole her shirt.

10:42 am October, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Music videos used to have pretty girls singing about relationships.

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Then it was pretty girls singing about their vajayjays.

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Now, we’ve got erstwhile dudes flaunting their vajayjays.

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*sigh*

10:42 am October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have unlocked the secret of having a girl-boy-girl threesome and it doesn’t involve anything we see in this here banner photo. Also, most bi-curious gals who dabble are not that interested in eating Bing. Bing, I says. They love kissing, rubbing, frottage. Eating Bing, not so much.

10:50 am October, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

I find him uninteresting and feel kinda sorry for him that he actually wore this shirt out to a bar thinking it would make him cool.

11:10 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ @ Et Tu

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Did you get to see El Classico? I’m too fuccen cheap to spring for 7 different sports channels to feed my addiction. Fox Soccer Plus blows goats and I have proof. If you want to see Wigan v Stoke or QPR v. Norwich then that’s your channel. Every once in a great while an Arsenal game is on so I should take what I can get.

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As for rye whiskeys (yeah I read my mail finally) I liked this little number quite a bit

http://cocktailenthusiast.com/2012/01/25/jeffersons-rye-whiskey-review/

Not too pricey and is good on its own. I haven’t really tried many others but is the last one I can remember really liking.

11:22 am October, 8 icame isaw idouched said...

If his dick is proportional to his head, she has something to look forward to.

11:40 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Doug here falls in to the realm of a vagitard.

11:49 am October, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc B,

Yes, I did watch game as a matter of fact we finished the rest of the Eagle Rare whilst watching it albeit streaming from the interwebz. Awesome penalty kick/goal by Messi. I will check out the Rye you mentioned. Thanks again for sharing your knowledge of Whisky and your post the other day was brilliant and the sad truth.

11:50 am October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I know his picture is in here somewhere but I’m just too lazy to search for it:

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http://british-lesbians.tumblr.com/

11:53 am October, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

^Free kick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SPw8sjhp_I&feature=youtu.be

12:01 pm October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et Tu 11:49

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Jebus Fuccen Christ. And for the rest of your scientifically-minded folks, we may as well just shoot ourselves and get it over with:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-rodda/the-congressional-prayer-_b_1948252.html

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Sorry for all the bitching and shit but I’m havin’ a rough fuccen day today.

1:39 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Templeton Rye is a must have.

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http://www.templetonrye.com/home/

2:10 pm October, 8 Stephanie said...

I don’t think Mr. Ed will be wearing that shirt after this photo.

2:11 pm October, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Starving Vagitarian

5:57 pm October, 8 Guid is Good said...

Clothes maketh the man.

6:41 am October, 9 DarkSock said...

Old Overholt can be had for $15 a bottle and is excellent; also one of the oldest continually produced ryes; the US Government allowed it to be produced during Prohibition for “medicinal” purposes.

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I over-medicated again last night.

6:49 am October, 9 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

I guarantee that blonde has never been on the receiving end of really good cunnilingus, and his stiff upper lip will be of no use to him if he attempts such a thing. Poseurs.

9:54 pm October, 11 MC900FootDouchebag said...

Hey, Vagitarian, why the long face?

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Sorry if i’m late to the game on that one, but it’s been awhile.

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