Monday, October 15, 2012
Well Sheeeeiiitttt…
If voting’s this sparse for the Monthly, I’mma just post more pictures of Jesus Blinged Mongor hitting on party chicks Jessica and Brandy.
Oh wait, that’s what I do anyway.
Dammit. Hoisted by my own douchetard.
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Thought the shirt said “Parasite” – it should have.
The girl on the right is a sophomore at Herbert Hoover High School, and she’s in WAY over her head.
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The one on the left is her neighbour, who’s a freshman at Springfield Junior College, where she’s studying cosmetology.
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The piggie in the middle said “do up a poop, a poop poopsie doop!” and now a hot swirling river of poo is running down his leg. That;s why he’s not smiling. It’s collecting in his shoe, and he’s freaking out. The girls don’t notice because the cocaine sniffing has reamed out their olfactory sense.
Girl on the left has nice cans, that’s stating obvious. Mongor is oblivious to it all.
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Pawn of life.
Looks like Emilio Estevez with Cushings syndrome.
I’d let blondie whip my bare buttocks and tender scrotum with that twenty-four inch zip tie, if she’d allow me to sloppily garnish her sunburned breasts with pickle relish, then greedily lick it off like a wicked, retarded goblin at a pagan Sadie Hawkins Dance.
It’s not nice to make fun of the dull even if their mom puts out behind the VFW
It’s not nice to make fun of the dull even if he’s got an ID to buy booze for these underage chicks
It’s not nice to make fun of the dull and let’s hope the same radiation from living near the power plant that gives him the enlightened dullard hundred-yard-stare has also rendered him sterile and flaccid
It’s not nice to make fun of the dull even if they have the retard strength to place the new motor in the S-10 without a winch
Say it, “Winch!” . It’s fun ! ” Winch ! ” Then go to Winch Depot and get yerself one. Never know when there’s gonna be no retard around to lift yer replacement motor into place
No offense to retards. Not a nice word, I know. But ….
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It’s not nice to make fun of the dull even if they got away with burning the woods down last fall
they’ll thick…which isn’t necessarily wrong, especially if you enjoy the reverberating gluteous cellulite tremors & the pendularic globe swaying as you whale away on blondie from behind like your clubbing a baby seal!
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…so i’ve heard
…ice fishermen
btw, Mongor has to be restrained from building sand castles outta his own poo
Our first top is in Bogata
To check the Columbian fields.
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I likey those chicks in my time of shopping for December’s holy hooker carolling. And I am stoned Et Tu style. Sons.
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We have assumed control.
Speaking of the one of best fuccen cover songs , like ever:
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Tedeschi Trucks Band – Darling Be Home Soon
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Never mind the great vocals, tasty trumpet solo and drumming excellence, hang in there for the last four minutes for a mind bending cobblestone road of Derek Trucks’ mastery of the slide.
I visited the glass factory today. The plant manager wiped away a tear as he explained the story of how the Mongor’s cranium mould was formed. Mongor was indeed, one of their proudest accomplishments:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1316/4724947804_8682891e37.jpg
What’s up with Kevin Dillon, sulking in the background?
That’s a mime back there.
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Why is there a mime back there?
Was this ~One Word Monday~ ? Bleak
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Isn’t that the kid from Addams’ Family?
“holy hooker caroling” ftw <- note the lack of caps. Hey, it's only Monday
Mongor never seems to be happy,or he’s off his meds.
Are we dealing with foreigners? Or has that already been established?
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Wait, we saw his web page. That was in English. Beats me.
There is no flash photography allowed near the Mongor.
I was going to leave blondie to Mongor’s tender mercies.
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Then I realized both hotts are giving me the Mayan Eye of Coitus. Today is a bad day to be over blondes. Maybe tomorrow? in the mean time ladies, make me a sammich!
@ Vin 4:50
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“No offense to retards. Not a nice word, I know. But ….’
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He’s not retarded, he just never bothered evolving fully. He stopped somewhere between the third and fourth ones.