Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Mongor No Like Bake Beans
They make Mongor sleepy and unable to adequately fondle hotts with unemotional zombie-like stare.
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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That girl on the left is about .5 seconds away from spewing all over his shoes.
And he probably still will not change his lack of expression.
The girl on the right looks like she’d be a lot of fun in the sack…..
Mongor is like that smelly fat kid in elementary school that would always get picked last for team sports.
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One day, after a rousing game of tackle football, his true calling was discovered: “The Kid That Lands Face First In The Dog Shit And Doesn’t Barf Immediately”
This guy is like a meteor!
Damn…
Where did I go wrong?
Sean Astin sure can pull the hotts
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Hobbits
Guys pay close attention. This is how the zombie apocalypse spreads. Right under our noses.
Girl on the right looks like she’s on that fine line between paying her way through college and cougar threshold.
Big fat notta… If you find yourself asking where you went wrong, the guy’s a douche. You went wrong by not beig able to stomach the douche pill.
Same pose ,same ugly totem pole head.
I’ve seen some crazy fucking shit but I think this guy is a T-1/2 robot from the future come to catch Gona Reahah
on the right to prevent the birth of her unfertilized egg.
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The Mulatress (respect) would be paid 1 fifth of what I would pay the most beautiful Meytal Cohen to pound her snare damper. Meytal Cohen is the spitting image of a younger Sephardi version of Mrs. Kroeger. If Mrs. Kroeger had teeth and hair and smiled and had beautiful hair and was pleasant and petite when she was 20 years youger.
Something tells me that Mongor has the inside track on the next Weekly.
A great one from the great one… The Reverend Chad Kroeger!!!
Anybody notice the girls have on the same cute outfits?
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I think they’re part of the entertainment, actually, and *not* Mongor’s hott dates!
What DH said…go Rev!
The more I stare at Megan Lynch, the more I like her, and by “like her” I mean turning off the sound on her Faux News broadcast and rubbing one out.
shit. Megan Kelly ^
and by Megan Kelly, I mean the blonde on the right.
Here’s an assist for The Rev:
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http://theventan.com/metal/meytal-cohen-una-metalera-que-amaras/
Sorry, but it seems to me the foto is proof positive that Mongor is into trannies.
Meytal is like everything that was great about Amy Winehouse without the horrible stuff. Go girl! And by “Go Girl!” well, you get my drift. And by “Get My Drift”, I mean look out baby, I got some thinkopations composing here.
I saw a Blues video with Amy Winehouse. Beautiful to listen to, and to look at.
This guy is burning through his disabilty check at $5.00 a pop on paid to pose hotts.
Did I ever tell you guys the Right Honorable Rev Chad is my hero? it’s true.
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Mmmmm……………. Meytal Cohen
Mongor make mistake. Mongor think douchebag good thing to be.
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.And sorry Rev Chad and Et Tu Douche, but if Meytal Cohen was a dude, no one would be paying attention to her barely competent drumming skills.
Guy is so ugly-at least post pics of good looking douches with their chicks. YIKES!
Hott on the right sure looks like Heather Morris before Glee. Or maybe a Marissa Miller clone.
^I just watched Glee for the Britney Spears episode.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Good defense, UFO!
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But not good enough.
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Homo.
Mongor is killing it. Who said you need a full set of chromosomes to get ahead?
Derick Dullard gets a photo with the entertainment at the local strip club. He has an IQ of 78 and is functionally retarded. The babes aren’t too bad and I’d do ’em both at the same time.