Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Mongor No Like Bake Beans

They make Mongor sleepy and unable to adequately fondle hotts with unemotional zombie-like stare.

# posted by douchebag1
4:38 pm October, 17 Scooby Douche said...

That girl on the left is about .5 seconds away from spewing all over his shoes.

And he probably still will not change his lack of expression.

The girl on the right looks like she’d be a lot of fun in the sack…..

4:56 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Mongor is like that smelly fat kid in elementary school that would always get picked last for team sports.

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One day, after a rousing game of tackle football, his true calling was discovered: “The Kid That Lands Face First In The Dog Shit And Doesn’t Barf Immediately”

5:02 pm October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

This guy is like a meteor!

5:17 pm October, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

Damn…

5:18 pm October, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

Where did I go wrong?

6:04 pm October, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sean Astin sure can pull the hotts

Hobbits

7:26 pm October, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Guys pay close attention. This is how the zombie apocalypse spreads. Right under our noses.

7:27 pm October, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Girl on the right looks like she’s on that fine line between paying her way through college and cougar threshold.

7:29 pm October, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Big fat notta… If you find yourself asking where you went wrong, the guy’s a douche. You went wrong by not beig able to stomach the douche pill.

7:37 pm October, 17 Stephanie said...

Same pose ,same ugly totem pole head.

7:46 pm October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve seen some crazy fucking shit but I think this guy is a T-1/2 robot from the future come to catch Gona Reahah

on the right to prevent the birth of her unfertilized egg.

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The Mulatress (respect) would be paid 1 fifth of what I would pay the most beautiful Meytal Cohen to pound her snare damper. Meytal Cohen is the spitting image of a younger Sephardi version of Mrs. Kroeger. If Mrs. Kroeger had teeth and hair and smiled and had beautiful hair and was pleasant and petite when she was 20 years youger.

7:58 pm October, 17 Wheezer said...

Something tells me that Mongor has the inside track on the next Weekly.

8:20 pm October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

A great one from the great one… The Reverend Chad Kroeger!!!

8:22 pm October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Anybody notice the girls have on the same cute outfits?

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I think they’re part of the entertainment, actually, and *not* Mongor’s hott dates!

9:28 pm October, 17 The Dude (remote loc) said...

What DH said…go Rev!

12:36 am October, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

The more I stare at Megan Lynch, the more I like her, and by “like her” I mean turning off the sound on her Faux News broadcast and rubbing one out.

12:38 am October, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

shit. Megan Kelly ^

12:39 am October, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

and by Megan Kelly, I mean the blonde on the right.

1:54 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Here’s an assist for The Rev:

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http://theventan.com/metal/meytal-cohen-una-metalera-que-amaras/

2:13 am October, 18 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Sorry, but it seems to me the foto is proof positive that Mongor is into trannies.

3:08 am October, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Meytal is like everything that was great about Amy Winehouse without the horrible stuff. Go girl! And by “Go Girl!” well, you get my drift. And by “Get My Drift”, I mean look out baby, I got some thinkopations composing here.

5:27 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

I saw a Blues video with Amy Winehouse. Beautiful to listen to, and to look at.

6:44 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

This guy is burning through his disabilty check at $5.00 a pop on paid to pose hotts.

7:28 am October, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

Did I ever tell you guys the Right Honorable Rev Chad is my hero? it’s true.

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Mmmmm……………. Meytal Cohen

7:35 am October, 18 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Mongor make mistake. Mongor think douchebag good thing to be.

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.And sorry Rev Chad and Et Tu Douche, but if Meytal Cohen was a dude, no one would be paying attention to her barely competent drumming skills.

8:28 am October, 18 majordouche50 said...

Guy is so ugly-at least post pics of good looking douches with their chicks. YIKES!

8:37 am October, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Hott on the right sure looks like Heather Morris before Glee. Or maybe a Marissa Miller clone.

8:42 am October, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

^I just watched Glee for the Britney Spears episode.

8:43 am October, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

9:25 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Good defense, UFO!

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But not good enough.

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Homo.

4:39 pm October, 18 Guid is Good said...

Mongor is killing it. Who said you need a full set of chromosomes to get ahead?

9:43 pm October, 18 Little Willie said...

Derick Dullard gets a photo with the entertainment at the local strip club. He has an IQ of 78 and is functionally retarded. The babes aren’t too bad and I’d do ‘em both at the same time.

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